Captain Melon-Head Runs Away

The Ed's were at it again.

Jonny, aka Captain Melon-Head was perched on a tree branch. Since reports of strange events occurring around the country he had been on the lookout for strange things in Peach Creek. He had been on patrol since six in the morning and now it was noon. He would need to change his melon mask because the current one was attracting gnats. Plank rested on a branch beside him, firmly attached to the staff.

From his vantage point, Captain Melon-Head observed a strange scene; stranger then what he thought possible for the Ed's. He saw the remains of a stand. He guessed that it was from some failed scam of Eddy's. Ed and Eddy were hunched over Edd behind a dumpster. Edd wasn't moving. Strange reddish liquid seeped from between them.

This is exactly what Captain Melon-Head was looking for. Trouble had come to Peach Creek and he was the only one who could deal with it.

Captain Melon-Head jump from his branch into the alleyway. He ran at full speed toward the Ed's. He stopped several feet from the Ed and Eddy. He made a dramatic pose and said,

"Unhand him you fiends for I, Captain Melon-Head, have arrived!"

The two Ed's either didn't notice or didn't care. They continued to do whatever they were doing. That's when Melon-Head noticed something. The red liquid look so much like blood, he had never seen so much of it. As Captain Melon-Head he got some serious cuts and scrapes, but nothing like this.

Melon-Head was freaked out.

And then he heard it; the sounds of crunching, tearing, and slurping. To the Melon, it sounded like Ed and Eddy were eating Double D. How could that be? Humans can't eat humans. It wasn't possible.

"I said unhand him!"

"I'll give you a hand." Eddy said as he stood. He held a strand of intestine in his hand.

He turned to face the new arrival as Ed continued to eat. Jonny was horrific at what he saw. Eddy was covered in blood. His eyes had no color; only a cloudy white. Jonny's gaze moved from Eddy to Double D. He instantly wished he didn't look. Edd's upper body was blocked by Ed, but he could see the midsection or lack of. There was a giant hole were his stomach should be.

"Wh-what did you do?"

"Looky here Ed, dessert has arrived!" Eddy said as he smirked evilly at Captain Melon-Head. "I wonder if he tastes like watermelon."

Ed giggled, "But Eddy, we haven't finished lunch yet. Double D tastes sooo good!"

"Your right," Ed resumed eating as Eddy focused on Jonny. "Now don't go running away, we'll get to you later." He turned back to his feast and began to eat again.

Jonny was paralyzed. Is what he was seeing true?

He didn't know how to comprehend what he saw. He wanted to do something, but what? He was so afraid he couldn't move.

Run

Jonny didn't move; didn't respond.

You need to rum Jonny. You need to run Captain Melon-Head.

Jonny stared at his best friend Plank. He really didn't comprehend what he heard. He just stared at the piece of wood.

If you don't run, they will hurt you. They will hurt us. Jonny, run now!

"And now to the dessert!"

Captain Melon-Head snapped out of his trance. He looked over at the two Eds who were stand; facing him. They were basically cover head to toe in blood. "Yummy! wonder if he taste like watermelon!" Ed said.

It was then that Jonny ran. He ran as fast as he could, not bothering to look and see if he was being followed. He ran past Sarah and Jimmy who were busy eat Wilfred. He ran past Kevin and Nazz who asked him to stop and be a part of dinner. He ran past the Cal Da Sac, which was covered in blood and gore. He ran past wrecked cars and bloody, cannibalistic mobs. He ran out of Peach Creek.

Captain Melon-Head ran. He just ran until he couldn't run anymore.