If you guys dont like stories with characters that arent in the show, dont worry I will die in part 1.
Part 1
me- hi everyone!!!!
tobi- ello Ai-chan!!!!!
me- OMG!! hi tobi want a lollipop!?
Tobi- OMG yes I do!
me- OMG here you go!
Tobi- OMG thank you!
me- OMG
tobi- OMG
20 OMGs later...
Itachi- OMG you both better shut the fuck up before I go psycho Sasuke bitch on but your asses!!
Tobi- yeeeeeeep senpai, Itachi-san scaryyyy!!!!! -hides behind Deidara-
Dei- AHHH!!!! TOBI!!!!! -freaks out and runs in circles-
Everyone- -stare-
Zetsu- still got that Tobi phobia I see...come here Tobi -holds out cookie-
Tobi- cooooooookie -hipnotized-
me- -stares- cookie? Yeeep!! cookie!!!! -jumps on Tobi then on Zetsu and grabs cookie- mwahaha!!!!!!
Hidan- WTF Zetsu!!! so you give THEM a cookie but not me!!!??
Kakuzu- shut up Hidan!! you know we cant afford all those cookies!!!
Hidan- STFU you cheap bastard!! if we were to listen to you, wed be living in a box behind circle K with that one strangely fruity smelling hobo!! who made you the money handeler anyway!? :O
Pein- -apears behind Hidan quietly- I did.
Hidan- -girly screech-
Itachi & Kakuzu-...wow Hidan
me- -continues staring- would someone remind me why im here again?b -_-
Itachi- because your out maid and wed kill you if you tried escaping
me- oh yeeeeaaaahhh eh hehehe
Dei- Itachi our scaring her!!
me- im not scared!!
Itachi- -gives the famous Uchiha death glare-
me- ok, so im a little scared...
Dei- -laugh-
me- shut up!! do I have to remind you oh WHY you had to join Akatsuki in the first place? -evil grin-
Dei- shut up!!! that was 3 years go!!! :O
me- mmmhm, im sure it was DeiDei.
Dei- it was!! and who said you can call me DeiDei?! :O
me- Tobi said so :D
Dei- -runs and hides in the closet sucking his thumb- Tobi..Tobiiiii...
me- mwuahahahahahhahahaaaa!!!! :D
everyone- -stare-
me- -chokes & cough-
Tobi- OMG Ai-chan are you ok!!??
me- -choke- waaater -choke cough-
Tobi- -runs to get water-
Everyone else- -tackles Tobi- You idiot!!!!! let her die!! that way we wont have to put up with her anymore!!
Tobi- -strugles- nooo!!! Tobi dosnt want Ai-chan to diiie!! waaaaa!!! -starts crying-
Hidan- -locks Tobi in the closet- now stay you little fucktart!!!!
Everyone- -turns on caramelldansen and starts dancing like wanabe male strippers-
me- -still choking to death- xP
Tobi- -crying in the closet- T_T
Part2
5 long hours of dancing later...
Pein- but wait...who will be the new maid if she is dead!?
Everyone- -looks at Deidara-
Dei- AHH HELL NO!!!!!!!! :O
Itachi- aw come on, you look the best in the maid costume -evil grin-
Dei- Why dont YOU do it?!! you have long hair too!!
Itachi- because unlike YOU, I have manly pride.
Dei- and who says I dont!?!!?!!?
Itachi- oh come OOON, Sasori told us everything, how you would dress up as a princess or a cheerleader in exchange for his "services".
Dei- Sasori-danna!!! I told you not to tell anyone about that!!!!
Sasori- hey he offered me a free wood polishing coupon!
Dei- You sold me out for a coupon!!!!!
Sasori- it was a free wood polishing, and you know how still my joints get.
Dei- you could have told ME, and I would have polished your joints!!
Sasori- well its no late for that now!
Dei- can you at least tell them not to make me wear that?!!
Sasori- Why? Id actualy want to see you in a maid outfit.
Dei- Sasori danna!!
Sasori- oh come on, ill give you an extra HOUR for freeeeee -smirks- :]
Dei- seriously?
Sasori- yupp
Dei- pinky promise?
Sasori- pinky promise... -_-
Itachi- like I said before, noooo manly pride
Dei- shut up and give me that dress Itachi!! :O
Itachi- -hands Deidara maid dress-
Dei- -goes to change in the bathroom-
2 hours later...
Itachi- hurry up Cinderella!!!
Dei- -walks out of bathroom in maid costume-
Everyone- -stare-
Hidan- -starts getting nosebleed- *.*
Kakuzu- Hidan? Did your nose just start bleeding?
Hidan- huh? What? Nooo!!!!! -covers nose- that was just...uhhmm... hot sauce!!! from my, uhh, chimichanga!!! ya!!! aloha!!!
Dei- you pervert!! -slaps Hidan- and chimichangas are Mexican!!!!
Kakuzu- whooowww you better cool it Hidan, you knoooooow Deidara only accepts services from Sasori. XD
Dei- you know what, shut up Kakuzu!! at least im not too cheap to buy a pair of UNUSED underwear!!
Kakuzu- hey!! you just have to wash them a few times and you cant even tell they were used!!
Dei- oh whatever!
Sasori- just ignore him Dei, that actualy looks kinda hot on you ;]
Dei- it does? Greeeeeat, then my maid job wont be allllll bad, sooo when do I get my present?
Sasori- Deeeeei, I told you id give it to you and I will!!
Dei- awww but I want it noooooooooow!!!!
Sasori- -sigh and gets up- alright come ooon -grabs Dei and walk away to give his Deidara his "services"
Everyone- -stares after them- wooooooooow...
Hidan- -sigh- Kakuzu, why cant you be more like Deidara?
Kakuzu- -glares- you want my services, then you goto pay up.
Hidan- ok!! what do you want?
Kakuzu- how much money you got on you?
Hidan- -pulls out money- thats all I got.
Kakuzu- -counts money- alright come on -grabs Hidan and walks away-
Itachi- wooooow... Kisame, sometimes I wonder if we are the only ones with some manly pride in this oraganization...Kisame?
Kisame- -making out with Zetsu behind the wall-
Itachi- so thats where those two were...-sigh, gets up and walks in the closet where Tobi is and locks the door behind him-
My first story, hope you guys liked it ^.^
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