The Lion King: REVISED
Spoof by Insanewhitecat
We start our journey with young Simbad, just before the sunset.
Simbad: Come on dad, get up get up! *tugs on his dads ear*
Moo-fasa: I'm up, I'm up!
Simbad: lets go lets go let's go!
Random Lioness#1: Get him outta here, were trying to sleep!
Random lioness#2: GO, we need sleep!
Moo-fasa: okay..
Narrator: Moo-fasa and Simbad walked out onto the edge of Self-confidence
rock and looked over the self-concept land...*snickers*
Moo-fasa: you see, my son, all of this land will be yours someday.
Simbad: wow! Really?! All of it?
Moo-fasa: all of the land that the sun sees.
Narrator: Simbad and his father walked over the self-concept lands and
talked about them. *Shows the scene where there are antelopes running in
the background*
Moo-fasa: Son, this land has a cycle..
Simbad: *cutting in* Really?
Moo-fasa: How should I know!?
Narrator: At this point, Zazoom flies up and lands on a rock near the two.
Moo-fasa: Ah, hello Zazoom, what's the news?
Zazoom: Hello, your hiney.*he stops and thinks*..ess! The news? Well, *he
blabs on *
Narrator: Moo-fasa whispers to Simbad to stay low to the ground and to
pounce on Zazoom.
Moo-fasa: Zazoom, turn around.
Zazoom: As you wish. *he turns around and keeps talking*
Narrator: Simbad then pounced, missing because he was facing the wrong way,
then he turned around, leaped again, and came up short, hitting his
forehead on a rock.
Moo-fasa: . That had to hurt, are you okay?
Simbad: * stars hover above his head * Yea!
Narrator: Then, Simbad turns to see a dark place the whole way across the
self-concept lands.
Simbad: What's that dad?
Moo-fasa: That's not our place, it's the bone-yard.where hieenas live.
Simbad: a bone-yard, cool!
Narrator: Later after that, Simbad convinced his and No-la's mom to let
them walk to the wa-wa hole. They were under the watch of Zazoom, but
quickly tricked him by:
Simbad: * music * Oh I just, can't wait to say " RING"
Narrator: So they ditched the bird by making an elephant sit on him, and
they ran to the bane-yard.
No-la: gee, Simbad, sure your not afraid of the DANGER?
Simbad: Danger, haha! I laugh in the crack of danger, Mwahahahah! * jumps
around the bones *
Narrator: Now, the highenas have heard Simbad and come out of hiding.
HE#1: eheheheh.well what do we have here, 2 little lions out of their
concept?
HE#2: They're ssoooo cute, can I keep one?! ^_^
HE#3: pleeeease!
HE#1: * jumps on HE#2 * NO, they're not even cute!
Narrator: By now, the lions had enough sense to get out of the bone-yard
before they'd become highena dinner! Now, safely back at Self-confidence
rock, they looked for Moo-fasa.
Simbad: Dad! Highenas tried to eat us!!!!
Moo-fasa: Were you in the pride lands!?
Simbad and No-la: umm..no.
Moo-fasa: then there is nothing I can do.
Narrator: Zazoom takes No-la home and Simbad gets a spanking for not
listening to his Dad.
Chapter 2
The Next Day
Narrator: Being the day after the incident, Simbad decides to go see his
Uncle Scat.
Scat: Simbad, come with me, I have a surprise for you in the canyon.
Simbad: *goes to the canyon and waits as his uncle goes off to "get the
present" *
Narrator: In a scheme to kill Moo-fasa, Scat sends out giant-walking-yellow-
bellied-trifold-brochure Fish to eat Simbad, then goes back to Self-
confidence Rock and gets Moo-fasa.
Scat: Moo-fasa! A trifold brochure yellow-bellied giant walking fish is in
the canyon, and Simbads down there!
Narrator: Moo-fasa sets out to the canyon, getting there just in time to
see the Fish get to Simbad.
Simbad: Dad! Use the force!!
Moo-fasa: * gets out a lightsaber and slashes up the fish * Son, are you
okay?
Simbad: yes dad.
Scat: It's too late Moo-fasa, your time is up! * he gets out a blaster and
shoots Moo-fasa *
Lion police#1: You're under arrest, Scat, for murder of the King.
Scat: Run Simbad, they come for you next!!!
Narrator: So Simbad ran away, ending up in a desert just outside a large
rainforest.
Chapter 3
Life
C'mon: Look! A lion!
Bumpa: Can I keep him?!
C'mon: Are you crazy! Well..on the other hand, maybe a lion wouldn't be so
bad after all!
Narrator: So Simbad grew up in the jungle with C'mon and Bumpa.
Simba, C'mon, Bumpa: * music * Hakanama matutu! What a devilish phrase!
Hakanama matutu, it's no passing praise! It means alotta worries, for the
rest of your day! It's so problem full.it's lotsa bull!.
Simba: * more music * HAKANAMA MATUTU!
Narrator: Later on, C'mon and Bumpa were walking in the jungle, looking for
Simbad, when a lioness on the hunt tried to get Bumpa!
Simba: * tackles the lioness * No-la?
No-la: Simba?!
Simbad: No-la! It's you!
No-la: you have to come back! Scat excaped from the prison and is out
master now.
Simbad: I'll come back, I need help to throw him..
Narrator: Simbad thinks as he goes red as they look at him confused.
Simbad: umm..OVERthrow him!
No-la: that sounds right.
Narrator: So they go back, Simbad turns away from his task.as he walks
away, a monkey comes up, fwaps him on the head, ties him to his leg, then
leads him to a tree. The tree has a secret button you push that makes a
connection with the sprits.
Tree: * makes the noise like a computer connecting to the internet *
SCReech.beep..boop..bop..beeeeeep!
Narrator: The sprits become connected and his father's spirit is in the
sky.
Moo-fasa(the ghost): Remember what you did last summer! REMEMBER!
Simbad: * thinks * I can't remember!
Moo-fasa(the ghost): USE THE force!
Narrator: Moo-fasa dissapears as the connection is lost. Simbad goes back
and fights Scat, wins, and all that was green and good about the self-
concept is now back..because Simbad, the new ruler, actually has a good
self concept.
THE MORAL:
Have a good self concept, and use the FORCE!
Spoof by Insanewhitecat
We start our journey with young Simbad, just before the sunset.
Simbad: Come on dad, get up get up! *tugs on his dads ear*
Moo-fasa: I'm up, I'm up!
Simbad: lets go lets go let's go!
Random Lioness#1: Get him outta here, were trying to sleep!
Random lioness#2: GO, we need sleep!
Moo-fasa: okay..
Narrator: Moo-fasa and Simbad walked out onto the edge of Self-confidence
rock and looked over the self-concept land...*snickers*
Moo-fasa: you see, my son, all of this land will be yours someday.
Simbad: wow! Really?! All of it?
Moo-fasa: all of the land that the sun sees.
Narrator: Simbad and his father walked over the self-concept lands and
talked about them. *Shows the scene where there are antelopes running in
the background*
Moo-fasa: Son, this land has a cycle..
Simbad: *cutting in* Really?
Moo-fasa: How should I know!?
Narrator: At this point, Zazoom flies up and lands on a rock near the two.
Moo-fasa: Ah, hello Zazoom, what's the news?
Zazoom: Hello, your hiney.*he stops and thinks*..ess! The news? Well, *he
blabs on *
Narrator: Moo-fasa whispers to Simbad to stay low to the ground and to
pounce on Zazoom.
Moo-fasa: Zazoom, turn around.
Zazoom: As you wish. *he turns around and keeps talking*
Narrator: Simbad then pounced, missing because he was facing the wrong way,
then he turned around, leaped again, and came up short, hitting his
forehead on a rock.
Moo-fasa: . That had to hurt, are you okay?
Simbad: * stars hover above his head * Yea!
Narrator: Then, Simbad turns to see a dark place the whole way across the
self-concept lands.
Simbad: What's that dad?
Moo-fasa: That's not our place, it's the bone-yard.where hieenas live.
Simbad: a bone-yard, cool!
Narrator: Later after that, Simbad convinced his and No-la's mom to let
them walk to the wa-wa hole. They were under the watch of Zazoom, but
quickly tricked him by:
Simbad: * music * Oh I just, can't wait to say " RING"
Narrator: So they ditched the bird by making an elephant sit on him, and
they ran to the bane-yard.
No-la: gee, Simbad, sure your not afraid of the DANGER?
Simbad: Danger, haha! I laugh in the crack of danger, Mwahahahah! * jumps
around the bones *
Narrator: Now, the highenas have heard Simbad and come out of hiding.
HE#1: eheheheh.well what do we have here, 2 little lions out of their
concept?
HE#2: They're ssoooo cute, can I keep one?! ^_^
HE#3: pleeeease!
HE#1: * jumps on HE#2 * NO, they're not even cute!
Narrator: By now, the lions had enough sense to get out of the bone-yard
before they'd become highena dinner! Now, safely back at Self-confidence
rock, they looked for Moo-fasa.
Simbad: Dad! Highenas tried to eat us!!!!
Moo-fasa: Were you in the pride lands!?
Simbad and No-la: umm..no.
Moo-fasa: then there is nothing I can do.
Narrator: Zazoom takes No-la home and Simbad gets a spanking for not
listening to his Dad.
Chapter 2
The Next Day
Narrator: Being the day after the incident, Simbad decides to go see his
Uncle Scat.
Scat: Simbad, come with me, I have a surprise for you in the canyon.
Simbad: *goes to the canyon and waits as his uncle goes off to "get the
present" *
Narrator: In a scheme to kill Moo-fasa, Scat sends out giant-walking-yellow-
bellied-trifold-brochure Fish to eat Simbad, then goes back to Self-
confidence Rock and gets Moo-fasa.
Scat: Moo-fasa! A trifold brochure yellow-bellied giant walking fish is in
the canyon, and Simbads down there!
Narrator: Moo-fasa sets out to the canyon, getting there just in time to
see the Fish get to Simbad.
Simbad: Dad! Use the force!!
Moo-fasa: * gets out a lightsaber and slashes up the fish * Son, are you
okay?
Simbad: yes dad.
Scat: It's too late Moo-fasa, your time is up! * he gets out a blaster and
shoots Moo-fasa *
Lion police#1: You're under arrest, Scat, for murder of the King.
Scat: Run Simbad, they come for you next!!!
Narrator: So Simbad ran away, ending up in a desert just outside a large
rainforest.
Chapter 3
Life
C'mon: Look! A lion!
Bumpa: Can I keep him?!
C'mon: Are you crazy! Well..on the other hand, maybe a lion wouldn't be so
bad after all!
Narrator: So Simbad grew up in the jungle with C'mon and Bumpa.
Simba, C'mon, Bumpa: * music * Hakanama matutu! What a devilish phrase!
Hakanama matutu, it's no passing praise! It means alotta worries, for the
rest of your day! It's so problem full.it's lotsa bull!.
Simba: * more music * HAKANAMA MATUTU!
Narrator: Later on, C'mon and Bumpa were walking in the jungle, looking for
Simbad, when a lioness on the hunt tried to get Bumpa!
Simba: * tackles the lioness * No-la?
No-la: Simba?!
Simbad: No-la! It's you!
No-la: you have to come back! Scat excaped from the prison and is out
master now.
Simbad: I'll come back, I need help to throw him..
Narrator: Simbad thinks as he goes red as they look at him confused.
Simbad: umm..OVERthrow him!
No-la: that sounds right.
Narrator: So they go back, Simbad turns away from his task.as he walks
away, a monkey comes up, fwaps him on the head, ties him to his leg, then
leads him to a tree. The tree has a secret button you push that makes a
connection with the sprits.
Tree: * makes the noise like a computer connecting to the internet *
SCReech.beep..boop..bop..beeeeeep!
Narrator: The sprits become connected and his father's spirit is in the
sky.
Moo-fasa(the ghost): Remember what you did last summer! REMEMBER!
Simbad: * thinks * I can't remember!
Moo-fasa(the ghost): USE THE force!
Narrator: Moo-fasa dissapears as the connection is lost. Simbad goes back
and fights Scat, wins, and all that was green and good about the self-
concept is now back..because Simbad, the new ruler, actually has a good
self concept.
THE MORAL:
Have a good self concept, and use the FORCE!