So I wanted to try humor... Have fun reading!
Time: After Sonic Adventure 1.
All Sonic and related concepts belong to SEGA.
Any original ideas in this series are by me. Any relations to other ideas are coincidental.
Sonic and Tails were tired from Eggman's recent exploits. "First, he builds a robot that sprays water… (He shuddered at this moment), then he builds an anti-air contraption to take down the Tornado? PLEASE!" Sonic dug in a fast food restaurant bag, and pulled out a chili dog. "Besides, I know the fat guy can do better…" He shrugged as he took a bite from his chili dog. Tails thought of any possible reasons. "I dunno… Maybe he's just not in the mood, like he usually is." "You've got a point there… but seriously, doesn't he do better?" Tails shrugged, and then dug in the bag to remove another chili dog, covered generously in cheese. Tails paused to examine his dog, nibbled it, and then shrugged again as he bit into it. "I'm bored… There's just nothing to do, you know?" "Maybe we can let Eggman win for just a second, then completely obliterate whatever lame robot he's using to destroy us in a somewhat lame way?" "That's not a half-bad idea, Sonic! But first…" Tails took a generous slurp from his straw, and then he took a deep breath. "Let's go practice humiliation." "Oh come on Tails, we know too many techniques to say that now…" "But that's the best part! Try something completely different!" "Like…" "Uhhh… I don't know, steal a Chaos Emerald, wave it in his face, and then throw it at him?" "Too dangerous… but that can be revised." Sonic smiled as he shoved the remains of his chili dog into his mouth. "Oh, Sonic… by the way…" "What is it, Tails?" "Got a quarter? My breath stinks, and I could really go for a mint." "You haven't changed, Tails, have you?" He smiled as he flicked his best friend a twenty-five cent coin.
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