Disclaimer: No, I do not own Ouran high school host club.
Host Club Hysteria
Chapter 1
A typical day in Ouran High School Host club: Tamaki sempi chasing his beloved Hauhi around the host club while Honi sempi eats sweets and Mori senpi sits back watching whatever is going on. Hikaru and Karu, (oh our hikaru and Karu) are plotting if they could get away with dying Tamaki's hair green over in a shady corner. While all of this is going down Kyoya is writing down things in his notebook, telling Tamaki to tone down the volume occasionally, and acting completely oblivious to the current situation. "SENMPI COULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF!" Hauhi yelled struggling to get away from Tamaki. "Yeah, boss Hauhi sad to cut it out." The twins sad in perfect unison. With all of this running around after Haurhi, people might start to think that you L-O-V-E her." Hikaru said mischievously. "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" Tamaki bellowed. "AS MY DUTY AS HER FATHER I MUST MAKE SURE MY HARUHI IS LOOKING HER BEST!" "Here he goes again…" Haurhi muttered under her breath. "So that's why you're holding a panda suit?" Kauru asked. At that moment it seemed like everyone tilted their heads to look at the panda suit that Tamaki was holding. Tamaki sunk into a sketchy looking corner in the host club. Normally this is where Kyoya would chime in making a witty comment about something, but at that time there was a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Kyoya asked. The door opened and there stood a brown skinned, tall blue haired girl. "Well, hello there. My name is Tamaki Suou and welcome to Ouran's High School Host club. You must be from the exchange program." Tamaki said this while extending his hand to meet the girl. "What is your name?" He asked. The girl clung to the door and shook her head.
"What's wrong with her did she eat a lot of chocolate when she was little is that why her skin is brown?" Kouru whispered Hikaru. "She's not even wearing the girl's uniform!" Hikaru stated. "Would you two cut it out? Can't that you see that she's shy?" Haurhi said viciously. Kyoya chimed in "I have to agree with Hikaru, She may or may not be enrolled here. She is obviously a foreigner, so be on your best behavior you two." He said not looking up from writing in his notebook. "Ohhhhhhhh." The twins said in unison. "So she's not a communist?" kauru said knowing this would trigger haurhi's attention. "Hey!" Haurhi said.
The blue-haired girl said something in Japanese. "Umm. We're not Korean." Hikaru said pointing at her like he was firing a finger gun. Kouru smacked him into another dimension. "She's speaking Japanese you IDIOT!" Kyoya could not take any more of this ignorance and chimed in again. "My name is Kyoya Otori. I am apologizing on behalf of the host club for this rough introduction, but my I ask. Are you enrolled here?" The girl looked shocked when Kyoya introduced himself, and shook her head in a way that indicated that she was enrolled in Ouran. "May I ask for your name, If you speak English that is…" The girl seemed to lean on the ledge of the door pane. There was a cold silence then the girl spoke up, so softly but, loud enough to hear. "My name is Shizuku Yansai, and I thought this was a music room." Shizuku, then turned around and shut the door behind her, leaving.
"Sheesh.." Hikaru said annoyed. Tamaki was staring at the door with Mori admiring the beautiful wood work."N-no this-, this can't be happening" Kyoya croaked. He was ice cold and looked like he was shock. He then collapsed onto the floor like he was hit by a train.
End of Chapter 1