A duel between
Yami Yugi
and
Random Articulate Masked Ace Duelist Abercrombie (RAMADA)
Setting: Domino Cultural Heritage Celebration Park for the Blind and Gay.
Enter: Yugi, Tea, Tristan, Mai and the ever present Joey on a bright and clear Saturday afternoon.
Tea: Wow! What a beautiful day for a trip to the park guys! friendship.
Joey:What was that Tea?
Tea:I said, wow what a wonderful day for a trip to the park guys!
Joey:Nah, I mean that last part.
Tea:I don't know what you're talking about. friendship.
Joey:SEE! There it is AGA…
Tea:Mai! What wonderfully perky breasts you have!
Joey:WHA..? 'falls over'
Mai:Thanks Tea, maybe one day you'll grow up and have some too. 'winks'
Tea:'blushes and looks down'
Yugi:Ahh Tea, don't be shy, I really like your brea…
Tea:'punches Yugi in the head knocking him down' That'll be enough outta you!
Tristan:Hey! When's my line?
Enter: Random Articulate Masked Ace Duelist Abercrombie.
RAMADA: Hello Pharaoh. I challenge you to a duel.
Tea:Hold it! You can't just walk up and demand a duel (friendship) without first recognizing proper duel beginnings (friendship) etiquette which includes a dramatic entrance, (friendship) and if you call THAT entrance dramatic then you are (friendship) really bad at this, also (friendship) you need to have some sort of dramatic reason or storyfor wanting (friendship) to duel Yugi in the first place! I bet you don't have any(friendship) of that unnecessary stuff ready do you?
RAMADA: Dude, that's a pretty serious case of turrets syndrome you've got there… you should get that looked at… seriously.
Joey:THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! IT'S FREAKY RIGHT!
Yugi, Tea, Mai & Tristan together: JOEY!
Joey:I'm sorry Tea but the man's right! You've got a serious medical condition or something!
Tea:'grits teeth' Kinda like the one you've got?
Joey:Wha..? Nah Tea! Ol' Joey Wheelers fit as a fiddle! 'big cheesy grin'
Tea:NOT WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU! 'starts chasing Joey'
RAMADA: Well now, as cute as all this is I would like to be finished with our duel this episode.
Yugi:'smiles weakly' Well, that's not too likely considering how things usually go around here. See first we gotta do all that stuff Tea said, then I've gotta bring out Yami to duel for me because I suck at Duel Monsters, although I'm really good with puzzles. Anyway, so then Yami and I have this whole inner monologue thing we do, only I guess it's more like a conversation than a monologue, and that's all before we even draw our cards.
RAMADA: Why? You know what, forget it, don't tell me. I'll do this quick and sorry, I don't do dramatic. My name is Random Articulate Masked Ace Duelist Abercrombie or RAMADA for short, don't ask, my parents were retarded or something. I want to duel you because I'm a duelist and you're wearing a duel disk. I've been watching the show for awhile now so that's how I knew you were host to the Pharaoh. I know you didn't as but you were going to so I figured I would get it out of the way.
Yugi:Wow! You got that done fast! Ok, lemme get Yami out here so he and I can talk! Smoke if ya got em!
RAMADA: Just hurry up would ya, I don't have all day.
Tristan:Do I get a line yet?
Fade Out