yes this is a crack fic
it was written on the fly so I'm sure there are mistakes.
but try to enjoy anyway ;)
Anatomy of a Maternal Relationship
Sarah came into Johns room where he sat feet up on the desk pondering something in the text book in his lap.
"Whats on your mind" Sarah asked sitting on his bed.
"Anatomy finals." John said lost in thought.
"You worried?" Sarah asked with a smile.
"Sort of, Cam won't help me study." John said lost in thought.
"Really!?" Sarah said sternly causing John to snap out of his daze.
"Wait it's not like that!" John said jolting to much and falling backwards.
"So, she helps you study "anatomy" does she?" Sarah said standing up. John got to his feet as Sarah stormed to the door. John ran for the doorway tackling Sarah to the ground.
Both struggled with one another slapping and pulling one another's clothing. Finally John got lose of Sarah's grip long enough to crawl to the hall.
"CAM RUN!!!" John yelled as Sarah got to her feet and made for the hallway. John once again tackled Sarah pinning her to the ground ripping her shirt in the process.
Derek came out of the bathroom cleaning his wet hands with his shirt. He paused for a moment watching the two fight before stepping over them and down the stairs.
"RUN!!! CAMERON RUNAWAY!!!" John shouted before she grabbed his hoody and flipped him on his back. with Sarah sat on his stomach looking at him darkly from above.
He heard Sarah make a gurgling noise with her throat before a string of thick saliva dangled above Johns face.
"Call to her" Sarah said as the thick string inched closer to his face.
"No!" John protested in a half grossed out half scared voice.
"Call to her!" Sarah warned lowering the string further.
"Oh god... No!" John closed his eyes, and turned his face as it was about to touch his eye
DING DONG
Sarah and John looked at each other as the door bell rang.
"Truce!! For the love of god! Truce!" John begged
Sarah sucked up the saliva.
"Fine truce but this isn't over!" Sarah said smacking him to which he returned the favor.
The two began to slap each other until the bell rang again
"Truce!" the two yelled at each other.
There was a pause between the two before both raced down the stairs for the door.
To be continued