A Forgotten Life

Outtakes/Funny things that could have happened

Authors Note: Ok, seeing as I'm now stuck for 'A Forgotten Life' I thought that I may as well put some funny ideas that I had thought of whilst writing the story, so please enjoy.

Disclaimer: No ownership of Final Fantasy, Squaresoft/Enix or any sort of related thing to big, rich companies here. I don't own things like that, so I'm not rich.

Chapter 1

"So, am I going to Spira?"

He (the fayth) replied with "Yes, you will journey with…"

"OH NO YOU WON'T! You are NOT going to some other world to fight giant ugly fish until ALL of your homework is done!" My mum had stormed in.

I frowned,"Um, mum, aren't you supposed to work till 8 tonight?"

"OH CRAP!" mum runs back to car and drives off to work, OVER the speed limit, police cars chasing after her.

"Sorry about that, she's not usually crazy like that...or telepathic" The fayth was still staring in shock; I waved my hand in front of his face, but no response.

"OH MY GOD! MY MUM SOMEHOW KILLED THE FAYTH…AGAIN!" (Seeing as they are already sort of dead)

He handed me the sphere and I started to look for a play button, but an image automatically appeared in my head. Image: It was kilika before it had gotten destroyed by Sin. Suddenly, Auron (Young) and Jecht appeared out of nowhere. It looked as if they were drunk, especially when they were singing badly. Braska walked into the cameras view "And these are supposed to be my guardians." Image ends.

"Oops, wrong sphere." Fayth literally has sweat drop on head.

"Whoa! So Auron does get drunk and sings." Sounding very surprised at the legendary guardians drinking habits.

Me "Also, can I take sweats?"

Fayth "No."

I was now furious, "What! Why! You will let me take sweats or else…"

Fayth "Or else what?" he grinned, thinking that I'm no threat to him.

I then take out an axe (which mysteriously appeared from somewhere), "HERE'S JOHNNY! Or should I say, HERE'S ABBIE!"

Fayth O.O falls to his knees as if begging…which he was, "Please don't! Take as many sweats as you want!"

I now had a big smile on my face, "And who said violence solved nothing…well, in some circumstances it doesn't, but with this…IT DOES!"

I went to the bathroom "Aaahhh! There's no toilet paper left!"

Fayth "Well I can't help you with that, so I guess you're stuck there. Bye!"

Me "NOOOOO!"

After I had come back from the bathroom, I said "I'm ready now!" as I entered my room. But then noticed that the fayth is looking through my draws. "AAAHHHH! PERVERT FAYTH!" fayth turns around shocked and surprised.

Fayth "AAHHH! RUN AWAY!" Fayth runs away/disappears.

Me "You better run!"

After I had come back from the bathroom, I said "I'm ready now!" as I entered my room. But the fayth had disappeared. "Hey! Where are you?"

Fayth "You were too slow, so now you can't come to Spira."

Me "NOOOOOO! That's unfair!"

Fayth "Deal with it!"

Me "FINE! You'll just have to deal with Sin on your own then!"

Fayth "Um… actually you can come now… please?"

Me "ONLY because I want to go to Spira...and I'm not really that mean."

Yes, well, hope it was funny and not toorubbish. I hope you will please leave a review and not a flame, although I wouldn't mind mild flames, just no harsh ones, Ok n.n

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Well, chow!