It was a hot, sunny day in Saint Canard, and in an old run-down warehouse by the bay, the villain known as Liquidator was sitting in a chair, staring at the old black-and white TV set he'd found in the back room. Channel 6 was reporting on the miraculous adventures of a certain vigilante named Darkwing Duck; apparently he had saved an orphanage from burning down last night. Liquidator rolled his watery eyes.
"Don't listen to the quacks that call themselves my competition! Liquidator can put out any fire faster, more thoroughly and on call... for a small premium, of course." This was not the first time the thought of being a hero-for-hire had come across Liquidator. Still, he had no intention of actually doing it. He knew that if he did, he'd end up crossing paths with a certain feathered fool. Liqi couldn't stand the "mighty mallard", with his terrible ad-libbed catch phrases and his airheaded sidekick.
"If only I could find a utopian paradise... a place of perfect discord where I could clean up crime – and without any interfering idiots to keep my from making money!" Liquidator was struck by an alarmingly perfect idea, one so simple he couldn't believe a marketing genius like himself had never thought of it.
Three minutes later, he was standing inside the pastry shop. Nobody happened to be there at the time, so it was easy to sneak into the back room and find the abnormally large cake they had once thrown Darkwing Duck into.
"Ah, the Nega Duck special! Gluten-free, low fat, real buttercream substitute frosting, and if you call now, a bonus interdimensional portal! Now let's see how this works..." Liqi slid his finger along the top band of frosting like an iPod click wheel, until he found a dimension he thought he liked.
"Let's see, beautiful and historic Megakat City! Close proximity to any accomidations you could want – deserts, ancient ruins, oceans, a volcanic island, and more! Not to mention a whole mess of evil masterminds just waiting to cause chaos and destruction! And with your grand cake pass, admission is only – NOTHING! So long Darkwing Doofus!"
With that, Liquidator hopped through the top of the cake and fell, head-first, onto the pavement of Megakat City.