Killing the author 1
Disclaimer: I do not own death note......*smiles evily*
Warnings: This has really random stuff sooo you might die from laughter or not......Bad langauge and some yaoi ^_^
Me Hello!!!!
Light: I'M GOD!!!
Me *rolls eyes* no your not.......your someone with the death note who can not kill me!!!
Light: *takes out death note*
Me *shakes head*
*death note disappers*
Light: WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Me i told you....you can't kill me
BB: I can!!! KYAHAHAHA
Me awww you won't do that to me!! *smiles and gives jam*
BB: *takes jam* nope
Author: *happy dance*
Light: I thought I killed you!!!
Me: *hits light* and I don't forgive you sooo i brought him back to life XD
Mello: *flies in* CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
Mello: *chibi mello eats chocolate*
Me: *takes chocolate, dips in jam, and eats* yummy
Mello: *cries*
Matt and Near: WE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY *flies in with tights on*
Me: MY EYES!!!!! *hides behind BB*
Light: why are you wearing only tights?
Matt and Near: because Mello told us to *shakes and shimmies*
Me: AHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!
L: I'm here whats going.......*looks at Matt and Near*
L: what are you wearing?
Me: *hits Matt and Near with a club*
Me: WOOHOO *final fantasy fafare music*
Mello: *Shoots me*
Me: ha ha ha you killed me *falls to ground*
Mello: *walks over and kicks me*
Me: *grabs leg* ~HIYA!!!~
Mello: *screams like little girl*
BB: BLOOD!!!!!! *attacks me*
Me: awww BB is hungry *gives blood*
Light, L, Mello, and a monkey: EWWWWWW
Light: why the hell is a monkey here?
Me: I like monkeys *smiles like little girl*
L: monkeys fling poo at people
Monkey: *flings poo at Light*
Everybody but Light: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: you smell like monkey butt
Monkey: *throws banana at me*
Me: OWWWWW *cries*
L and BB: aww it's ok *hugs*
Me: *tackles to ground and covers with kisses*
L and BB: *twitches*
Me: *gives strawberry cheesecake to L and strawberry jam and blood to BB* BETTER!!!
Misa: HIYA!!! MISA MISA'S HERE!!!
Me: *rolls eyes and throws a rock at Misa*
Misa: *cires* LIGHT-KUN SHE'S MEAN TO ME!!!
Me: *smirks and starts play Candyman by Christina*
Me: *dances with L and BB*
L: I LIKE CANDY!!!
Me: *climbs on tables and dances like a wild person*
Mello and Near: *wakes up* what's going on?
Misa: she is being a crazy person
Me: WOOHOOOO
L: *eats lollipop*
Light: *cries* I want my death note
L: KIRA!!!!! *tackles Light*
Light: I'M NOT KIRA!!!!
Me: KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!!
L: *kisses Light roughly*
Misa: NOOO!!!!!!!!
Me: YESSSSSSS!!!!!! *final fantasy fanfare*
Others: AHHHHHHHH OUR EYES!!!!!
Me: WHOOOOOO GOOO YAOI!!!!!
*calls yaoi fan girls*
Yaoi fangirls: WHOOO!!!!!! *takes out camaras*
Me: *takes out camara* WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
Unicorn: NEIGH!!!!!!!
everybody: 0_o WTF!!!!!
L: *get's off of Light*
BB: *kills unicorn*
Mello: THAT WAS MY UNICORN!!!!!
Me: *gives chocolate to Mello*
Mello: YEAH!!!!! *final fantasy victory fanfare*
Me: *laughs evily*
Mello: EWWW WHAT IS THIS??
Me: Monkey's poo
Monkey: *smiles*
Me: *give potato chips to Light*
Light: I WILL TAKE A POTATO CHIP......AND EAT IT!!!!!!
Me: YEAH!!!!!!
BB: *eats unicorn*
Mello: *cries* I WANT MY UNICORN AND CHOCOLATE
Death note cast: GET THE AUTHOR!!!!!! *runs after me*
Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs into Kingdom hearts*
Me: wait until next time when I get killed in kingdom hearts!!! XD