Disclaimer: JE owns them. I do not. This should be sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
~oooOOOooo~
Grandma Mazur's Coming to Town
~oOo~
You better run far
You better cover your junk
You better hide in the car
If you think you're a hunk
Grandma Mazur's coming to town.
She put in her teeth
She did up her face
She's even now wearing
Her new leather and lace
Grandma Mazur's coming to town.
She'll grab you on your backside
She'll grab you on your crotch
She'll poke and pinch and smack her lips
So be aware and keep a watch.
So, you better run far
You better cover your junk
You better hide in the car
If you think you're a hunk
Grandma Mazur's coming to town.