Oh...My...Fucking...GOD!!! Ok first off...sorry for not putting up a new chapter for "Black as day Light as night" but some things have come up that I couldnt control. I'll explain when I'm done with it. Ok now for this...hehe this was spawned at about..1:30am last night. Me and my lil bro where discussing the Bleach movie what was on the night before. Just getting kicks out of some of the mistakes and funny things in the movie when Jas started wondering about Ichigo's sword. Then to Renji's and finally to Byakuya's. Well he started wondering if MAYBE they where compensating for something XD So we went over all the reasons and thats how this story was made XP It was out of pure randomness and humor...maybe also a mixed fact that we had both taken our meds for the night...O.o Oh well doesnt matter ;) So read and enjoy X3

Are you compensating for something?

After the battle in the soul society, Uryu and Chad where walking to meet Ichigo and Renji at the Sokyoku before they left for the human world.

On the way there, Ichigo and Renji passed by them and saw they where talking so they ducked behind a bush to hear what they where talking about.

They herd Uryu start talking about Ichigo so they listened in. "Hey Chad. Do you think Ichigo is compensating for something?"

They keep walking and hear Chad talk "Ya but doesnt Renji's extend?" Ichigo gets a tic sign above his head then looks over to Renji.

"I...I'm not that small am I?" Renji has a look of total sadness on his face."You?! My sword extends! What do they think about that!?"

Uryu and Chad walked by the bush where there hiding, still oblivious as to there presence.

Byakuya see's them behind the bush so he flash steps behind them to see whats going on but they yank him down. "Shut up there talking about us!"

In mid sentence they here Chad again. "Well...what about Byakuya? Doesnt the fact that his swords scatters into pieces mean he's shooting blanks?"

Ichigo goes to yell out but Renji stops him. Byakuya goes into angry chibi mode, huddles in a corner away from the others with a rain cloud over his head. They here Uryu again.

"At least you and I dont have to announce to everyone that we have a nice little package." Chad looks at him with a smug smile. "Little?" They look at each other then laugh and walk away.

Renji and Ichigo are in shocked chibi mode now with cute crying chibi eyes, Byakuya, still in his corner now crying. Ichigo looks back at Byakuya. "Man that was harsh." Renji looks down and starts crying again.

"I'm not little am I?" Before they get to far away, there hear Chad one last time. "Hey, maybe thats why Byakuya hasnt remarried."

That was it. The finishing blow. Byakuya about died. Ichigo and Renji could only comfort the depressed man.

End

Haha ok thats it . I know its short but its suppose to be XD It was just a random thing and he and I thought we should share it with you 0_~ ok R/R

JaNe

Raven out~