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"Chris!" bellowed a very pissed off Piper Halliwell. Her sisters Phoebe and Paige sat on there, looking completely amused as they played with the birthday boy, Wyatt.
"Hey, Pipe, maybe if you threaten to kick his ass. Oh! Say if he comes down here right now you'll sleep with Leo." Paige suggested, elbowing Phoebe when she snorted. Piper glanced at her questioningly, anger forgotten.
"Why would that get him down here?" she asked.
"Because it would." Phoebe replied before hollering, "Christopher Perry Hall-" but was cut off by a completely livid Chris shouting as he orbed in.
"Phoebe, are you insane? Everyone can hear you! Especially the Elders!"
"I knew that would catch your attention." she smirked.
"I was in the Underworld then orbed Up There to check something and hear you nearly call my name!"
"Chris," Piper interrupted, "she did call your name." Chris just blinked at her. Finally he said,
"I know that. See, she has some stupid and completely annoying nickname for me that I'd rather the whole world not know. Now, what did you want me for?"
" I need you to go see if Leo is going to be here for Wyatt's birthday party."
"That'll be the day." he muttered, and with that he orbed off. Piper frowned.
"Well, he sure has a stick up his ass." The eldest Charmed One shrugged.
"Oh well. If you need me I'll be downstairs." With that she walked out. The moment she was out of hearing range, Paige hit Phoebe on the arm and gave an impatient sigh.
"What is wrong with you? You nearly busted Chris. Do you not want another nephew? Or are you just crazy? Well?"
"Geez, sorry Mom. I guess I left my brain at work." Phoebe replied with a huff and a glare at her baby half-sister. Paige just sighed and said,
"Sorry, Phoebes. I'm just worried. I mean, I love Chris. He's my nephew. I just don't want anything to happen to him."
"I know, honey, I know. I'm sorry too. I just have a lot on my plate right now." Phoebe told her baby sister. "I didn't mean to snap."