This is a silly small one-shot me and my buddy came up with whilst watching RVB season 10. A mockery piece for episode 15, please enjoy :)
"What the hell is going on here!? No matches have been authorized for- No. Allison!"
The AI and their implanted freelancers all throbbed in agony as the one simple name shot through their cores and burned, Carolina screamed in agony as not one, but two other minds struck at her mind like twin lightning bolts.
"Director we should sedate Carolina immediately we have no idea how much damage two AI could-"
The Director interrupted "No she made her decision let her be."
York protested "Come on somebody help her."
The Director snapped "Shut your mouth Agent York you are a useless decoder, an easy going idiot and no matter how many times you ask I'll never grant you permission to take my daughter out to dinner!"
The freelancers stood quietly, waiting for the pin to drop, York broke through the silence with "...Uh what's that got to do with anything?..."
The Director said "I'm just reminding you why I don't like you."
Tex shouted up "What the fuck is going on!? Somebody get down here!"
The Director turned and walked towards the door "You are so fired. Except you Wyoming, you can stay. I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later."
With that the Director and Councilor left. Wyoming looked at his fellow freelancers, or should he say EX-freelancers unless the Director changed his mind and decided to crack a joke.
"Knock knock."
North wanting to lighten the mood played along "Who's there?"
"North."
"North who?"
"Northern mind"
Washington said "How on Earth does THAT make sense!?"
Wyoming tutted "Oh come now, Northern mind, Never mind, get it? No? Well you were always the slowest one."
END