Target Audiences
Do you ever get the feeling that target audiences for shows aren't what they used to be?
"Nick Jr. will return after a brief message from our sponsor." A voice announced while cute bunnies frolicked on the screen.
The scene changed to a bedroom. A woman wearing sexy lingerie and a dressing gown hardly covering anything at all came into the room.
"Do you ever get... lonely... at night?" She asked in a sensual voice as she sat down on the bed. "Well, now, you no longer have to be lonely at night, because with Jerry Hotgiver's prostitution ring, you can have someone with you at night to keep you company. Call 1800-555-5555 now so that you won't be lonely tonight." A man wearing boxers came into the room and smiled saucily at the woman. "Call now."
"We now return to Nick Jr.!" A cheery voice announced, while bunnies frolicked on the screen again before changing back to the program.
"Mommy..." Little Tommy asked. "What's a... prostitution ring?"