*sniffle*

Join me and my friend Casey after the. "poetry" (I WROTE it and I have a low opionion of it.) to write hate letters to PJ (Peter Jackson, the director) about killing characters, chopping the plot up (Sorry, book familiars only.) and LEAVING THE TWINS OUT!!! (Elladan and Elrohir.) Oh, and Glorrie. Can't forget Glorfindel. (I'm kidding about the hate letters, but I'm *not sure* if Casey is. She was very annoyed. I on the other hand, collapsed sobbing in my seat and screamed random threats at the screen. The movie theater people don't like me very much.)



Oh Haldir, we loved you, you tried your very best

So why then did PJ have you speared through the chest?

Your lines were dull (If there at all)

And sure, your part was kinda small

But you were cute in an odd, gay way

(No offense if you swing that way!)

Your armor rocked, your hair was bright,

You looked a bit too good to be in that fight.

You weren't the looker that Legolas is,

But I loved you the same, so I'm all in a tizz*

Oh Halli, I loved you, and of course I cried

When someone hit you in the back and you died.

I wailed very loud, and got a few odd looks

Because I wasn't expecting your death (Not in the books.)

It seems Tolkien liked you, but not PJ

So you got cut (sorry) and thrown away.

So to all those out there who feel as I do,

Oh Halli, dear Halli, we really miss you!



*Yeah, couldn't think of a rhyme, so I made a word up. It's "tizz," like, 'all in a tizzy," you know? It makes sense. YES IT DOES. *sigh*

Review! Review! Just review the damn thing. It'll make me feel better if you'll commiserate with me on a. my bad poetry or b. Halli's death.