Disclaimer: This is the Dark Lord's version of She Wolf (which belongs to Shakira or her record label but certainly NOT to me). Through this work of art, I do not aim at offending anyone (gay people or Shakira fans). Enjoy!
(S)HE WOLF
S.O.S he's in disguise
S.O.S he's in disguise
There goes Voldy in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming
A psychopathic serial killer is all you think of me
Potter, this is not a joke, a message from yours truly
In the darkness of the night your body I'll dispose
So come here and give me back my god damned nose!
There's a gay guy in your closet
Open up and take a peek (Boo!)
There's a gay guy in your closet
Harry's got him on his knees (Boo!)
Switching on his gaydar, with tickets to a play
Snape is never far, Malfoy is oh, so gay
Peter is such a big, fat rodent
Elton John, he's your one true student
Cabaret in his secret den, Moulin Rouge's the favorite so far
And Potter, if you're good I'll give you a cuban cigar
I'm just looking for a good time, I just want to enjoy
I'm not disturbed, just a girl who was born a boy
There's a gay guy in your closet
Open up and take a peek (Boo!)
There's a gay guy in your closet
Harry's got him on his knees (Boo!)
S.O.S he's in disguise
S.O.S he's in disguise
There goes Voldy in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming
S.O.S he's in disguise
S.O.S he's in disguise
There goes Voldy in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming
There's a gay guy in your closet
Harry's got him on his knees (Boo!)