Yeah, just, yeah.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, James Patterson does. I do, however, own this idea. Oink.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Fang yelled as the hordes of pigs with wings rushed towards us.

Yeah, you heard me right, pigs with wings. Flying pigs. Whoever said the School doesn't know irony was wrong, lemme tell ya.

So, anyway, we were somewhere in the middle of Utah, and we'd discovered that there was a branch of Itex somewhere abouts here. So we decided to burn it down. Well, that plan wasn't working so well.

Like I said, pigs with wings.

From what I could see, there were a few hundred of 'em. Wow. Those scientists as Itex must be really bored to have thought this up. Se-ri-ous-ly.

The second I had seen the flying pigs, I'd burst into hysterical laughter, as had everyone else but Iggy and Fang. Iggy kept asking us what was up, and finally someone explained through their laughter that we were about to be attacked by pigs with wings.

Fang, on the other hand, has simply yelled, "WHAT THE HELL!?"

Wait, I already told you that, didn't I?

Oh, well.

What made the whole thing even funnier was that everyone single one of the pigs with wings was oinking.

"Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!" reverberated through the sky, muffling out laughter.

It took quite a while for the pigs to reach us, since they flew so slowly because of their sheer body mass. We could easily have outflown them, but we were having a hard enough time simply staying in the air with all of the laughter bubbling through our lips.

When the pigs reached us, they started flying circles around us, which made us laugh even harder.

The pigs appeared to be getting tired, as well. They had flown quite a long ways, after all.

They attempted to attack us, but it didn't really go to well. Even though we were nearly incapacitated with our laughter, pigs aren't very good at attacked people, unless they trample you, and you really can't trample anyone while flying.

We didn't even bother fighting back; they were so tired already and attacking us so hard, they simply fell out of the air.

We laughed for at least a few hours, before finally flying back to Dr. M's house. We didn't even bother trying to find that branch of Itex.

From that day on, The Day the Flying Pigs Attacked would forever be one of those moments the flock never, ever, ever wanted to forget.

In case you're wondering where I got the idea for this from, I was re-reading St. Fang of Boredom's Fly By Twilight: The Coven. Near the bottom of chapter three, it said, "I let out a hiss. Help her? Yeah, when pigs fly."

The first thought that popped into my head was that the School/Itex probably had created pigs that could fly.

The second thought that popped into my head was a mental image of Fang yelling, "WHAT THE HELL!?" as hordes of flying pigs flew towards him.

And that, mes amies, is where I got the idea for this oneshot from.

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