Raygirl & Globette
By The She Rainbow
Globette raced as fast as she can to get to an arena. Her best friend, Raygirl, was about to fight a Kat-naaren champion and Globette promised to support her. She kicked orange sand on the way.
Globette: Gotta get there! Gotta get there! Don't want to miss my limbless Amiga's fight.
(Enters in a room where a black kitten spies) Am I too late?
Black Kitten: No, it just started. (Points at Raygirl)
Raygirl: (Punches a cat demon) Take that, Ruby!
Ruby: (Wipes the blood off her left cheek. Lifts up a harpoon) You can't win, Duck Girl!
Raygirl: (takes out a tyet, the Knot of Isis) Watch me!
Ruby: NO! THAT'S A..!
Raygirl: A tyet. A friend gave it to me. (turns to Globette)
Globette: WHOOOOH! GO RAYGIRL! (shakes pink pom-poms)
Raygirl: I told you not to bring those. (To Ruby) Let's end this. (absorbs the tyet's magic and blasted Ruby. Ruby disappears)
Globette: (To the Black Kitten) Told you Raygirl can stand any thing, Gumdrop.
Gumdrop: I… I don't believe it. My champion is defeated. She never had the taste of defeat! (enters in arena) Raygirl, you have taken the place of a warrior. You must stay.
Raygirl: (Blushes) I can't, Sweetie. People needs me and-
(Ground rumbles)
Mysterious female voice: YOU WILL NOT LEAVE!
Raygirl: Wh-What's happening?
Gumdrop: It's the Leptina, the mother of the Kat-naaren people! She sounds upset!
Raygirl: Why?
Globette: (goes into arena) Probably, she doesn't want you to depart from here!
Gumdrop: Well, let's find out what she wants!
(ground stops vibrating. Nymph with blond hair and an ugly onyx dress appears)
Globette: Are you the Leptina?
Nymph: Yes.
Raygirl: I don't know what you want, but I am out of-
Leptina: SILENCE! (Raygirl clenches the tyet in her hand) You are the new champion now. And as the goddess of the Desert of the Kat-naaren, I say "You can't run off"!
Raygirl: (Nervously) B-B-B-But-
Leptina: TOO LATE! (takes out rule book) "Rule #18: If someone defeated our champion, she or he must stay for eternity!"
(slams book)
Raygirl: Ay aye aye. (slaps forehead)
Globette: (to Gumdrop) Gumdrop, why didn't you tell us?
Gumdrop: I forgot. Sorry.
Leptina: (points at Globette) You! The fat magenta toad, go get some water for the new Ruby.
Raygirl: "The new Ruby"?
Globette: (frightened) Yes, madam! (runs away)
Raygirl: Hey, you can't call-
Leptina: Relax, Raygirl. She's coming.
Globette: (enters with a bottle) Fresh water!
Leptina: (gives water to Raygirl) Good. Now help Raygirl practice her punching with your belly.
Globette: What? She'll never hurt her best friend!
Leptina: Look, it's either helped her or KISS YOUR FRIEND GOOD-BYE!
Globette: (gives Leptina a dirty look. To Raygirl) I'm sorry, Ray. (exits)
Raygirl: Globette!
Leptina: Forget about her. Drink up because you're coming with me. (drags Raygirl away)
Raygirl: What? NOOOOOOOOO!
(Three hours later)
Leptina: (puts her new warrior into a room) Now, Raygirl-
Raygirl: (fixes her short brown mane) Just let me go!
Leptina: NEVER! (right hand glows. Touches Raygirl's forehead) You are my fighter forever.
Raygirl: (eyes shine red) NO I'M NOT! (Calms down. Cackles ominously)
Leptina: Purr-fect. I shall call you Kat-Raygirl.
Raygirl: Yes, master.
(At the Cloverleaf Forest)
Globette: Oh, Beteddy. What am I suppose to do? She wouldn't let my companion go. I don't care what the rules say! You hot-head god of wisdom MUST think of something.
Beteddy: (takes out a novel) Here it is. "Leptina is a mindless goddess that is located in the Desert of the Kat-naaren".
Globette: (bursts into tears) I KNOW SHE CREATED THE HALF BEAST FELINES! SHE SAID I'M "OVERWEIGHT"! JUST PLEASE HELP ME!
Beteddy: "She can mind control her champion by touching her head. When she's hypnotized, there is no way to snap her out of it".
Globette: (gasps)
Beteddy: "To keep yourself safe from hypnosis, you must wear a djed, the spine of Orisis".
Globette: (Relaxes) I have that. (Puts right hand into mouth and pulled out a djed.)
Beteddy: (closes book) Ew, gross.
Globette: (puts on djed) I'm coming, Ray! Thanks, Beteddy. (leaves)
(At The Desert of the Kat-naaren)
Raygirl: Hi-yah! (punches wooden dummy)
Leptina: You're ready for an opponent. You'll fight…
Globette: (screams from background) RAYGIRL!
Gumdrop: Stay back! Ray's hypnotized.
Globette: Already?
Leptina: (To Gumdrop) You've got the biggest pie hole!
Raygirl: I choose Globette!
Leptina: Excellent choice, Kat-Raygirl.
Globette: (arrives in arena)
Leptina: FIGHT!
Raygirl: (jumps on Globette, but missed)
Globette: Raygirl, it's me. Your B.F.F.
Raygirl: I don't have a buddy. (zaps Globette, but missed again)
Globette: Listen to me. You stopped Ms. Dark's rain of terror, you deactivated Robo-Pirates and you saved me from a black lum. Snap out of it, Raygirl!
Raygirl: (glanced at her tyet) Friend?
Globette: (Weeps while smiling) Yes.
Raygirl: (Embraces Globette. Eyes turn to normal) My best comrade, I will never destroy you. (shines amulet at Leptina. Leptina dissolves)
Globette: (to the remains) Who's plump now?
Gumdrop: We're free? (grins) WE'RE FINALLY FREE! (Kat-naarens cheered)
No more Leptina's love of fighting. You girls can go home now.
(Back at the Cloverleaf Forest)
Raygirl: Thanks. I thought I was a goner.
Globette: Ray, you and I make a great team.
THE END