Anime takes Over or "How Myotismon got his Look"
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, except for Twister, and my friend Cara owns, well, Cara! So don't yell at me cuz I get a couple of characters stuck in a void or Twister's tails, okay? Ok!
(**BTW: Twister is an orangey-brown two-tailed fox with purple hair down to her waist and Cara is a maroon echidna with colored beads in her dreadlocks [hair?]**)
(Open to a big room, full of characters from all of the authors fave anime/video game/whatever, three from each.)
Sage of Halo: Ok, everyone, quiet down.....
(All continue talking.)
Twister: (ahem) SHUT UP OR I'LL BLOW YA TO THE MOON!
(Everyone looks at the two-tailed fox, oddly)
Twister: Aheheheh........I'll sit down now. (sits down, embarassed.)
Sage: O....k....., now, we all know that, as Anime characters, we are quite popular, am I correct in saying so?
(All nod)
Cara: But Twister and I aren't true Anime-
Sage: Hush! Now, we must plan to go on strike if they don't stop canceling everyones shows!
Van Fanel: I agree!
Dilandau: (leans over to Van) The reason they canceled the show in the first place was because it was boring. I told ya you should have tried to kill me!!
Van: (anime sweatdrop) Whatever, Dilandau...
Cye of Torrent: I noticed that too, they stopped my favorite show!!
Twister: What's your favorite show?
Cye: (looks down and mumbles) Gundam Wing...
Twister: AHAH!! You like Gundam Wing?!?!?!
Cye: ....
Twister: (flaps her arms psycotically) I LOVE Gundam Wing!!!! Duo and Quatre are soo cute!!!
(Duo Maxwell looks at Twister, and rolls his chair away from her, slowly.)
Heero Yuy: ........yeah, sure, no one likes the malign one.......(walks away)
Sage and Cara: (sigh)
(Cara grabs Twister by the collar, and shoves a large plastic pickle in her mouth, then laughs hysterically as Twister tries to eat it.)
Twister: AGHH! IT'S FAKE!!!
Cara: I know.
(Twister pulls a gunblade from her tails. Seifer Almasy looks at Twister, and jumps up.)
Seifer: THAT'S MINE!! GIVE IT BACK!!
(Seifer chases Twister around the room, as Twister tries to shove the gunblade back in her tails. She spins around and Seifer grabs the gunblade. Both Seifer and the gunblade disappear into Twisters' tails.)
Twister: ACK! HEY! (smacks her tails, and Seifer flies out, wearing a pink tutu over his usual outfit, and a little tiara on his head. Cara and Twister roll on the floor, laughing.)
Seifer: What? (stands up, and calmly walks out of the room, still wearing the tiara and tutu.)
Sage: IS ANYONE HERE EVEN REMOTELY SANE?!?!?!
Cara: Um....yeah...
Sage: IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT!!
(Sage falls over in exasperation.)
(Quatre Raberba Winner runs in, out of breath.)
Quatre: Sorry I'm-
(Twister tackles him.)
Twister: ITS QUATRE!!!
(Quatre screams and dives under a tea cozy.)
Cara: DEMON!!! TWISTER'S BEING ANNOYING AGAIN!!!
(Demon walks in, and smacks Twister with Amy Rose's stolen Piko Piko Hammer.)
Cara: Good Demon! Come here boy, C'Mon!
(Demon wags his tail and floats over to Cara. Cara scratches Demon under his chin, as Demon melts into a big grey and red furry hedgehog puddle.)
Twister: (growls jealously) Damn you and your boyfriend...(sniffs, and leans against the wall.)
(Seifer walks back in the room, looking normal.)
Twister: Welcome back, Prince of the Ballet...(Twister and Cara snicker.)
Seifer: Ha, ha, ha.....very funny!
Twister: I thought it was...
Sage: OK! Are we ready to begin yet??
Kento of Hardrock: I'm hungry.
(Sage whirls around, and shoves a huge glazed ham into Kento's mouth. Kento's eyes bug out of his head as Sage turns back to the group.)
Sage: There, any OTHER questions?!?!
(All look at Sage scared and shake their heads in unison.)
Sage: (smiles) OK.
Lita [Sailor Jupiter]: (raises hand timidly) Um, Mr. Sage, sir...I have a question..
Sage: Ok, Lita, what is it?
Lita: Is Kento supposed to be melting into the floor like that??
(All look at Kento, as he disappears through the floor, still eating the ham.)
Sage: er.........(looks at the floor where Kento disappeared)
Twister: Translation: I don't think so.
Lita: ....ok.
Sage: Twister, I think you should take over. Cye and I will be right back.(Grabs Cye, who is sleeping, and walks out of the door.)
Twister: YESS!! I AM IN CONTROL!! (dances around, and grabs Artemis, who is also sleeping.)
Artemis: ACK!!
(Twister changes into a Dr. Evil outfit from Austin Powers and places Artemis on her lap, and precedes to pet him. Twisters cat, Curly, gets into a Mini-me outfit and sits next to her.)
Curly: Hehehehehehe.......
Artemis: Um....can I go now?
Twister: No!
Cara: .......
(Cye and Sage return with Kento, who is now a mouse.)
Sage: Don't ask! (looks at Dr. Twister, Mr. Artemis and Mini-Twist.)
Twister: Ahehehehehehe.......(disappears with Curly)
Sage: ..........right....
(Twister reappears in a black tank top, jeans and a leather trenchcoat.)
Tasuki: Now THAT'S one hot fox!!! (cat-calls at Twister.)
Twister: Um..no. (Smacks Tasuki, and throws him into a interdimensional void.)
Nuriko: I'm not interrogating you, but, where did you get that outfit?
Twister:(innocently) A Spy shop, why?
Nuriko: Do they have weapons, too?
Sage: .....
Twister: Yeah! I get mine there all the time.
Nuriko: Cool!
Sage: .......
Cara: .........
(Twister and Nuriko continue talking about weapons and stuff.)
Sage: Ok, now SHUT UP!!!
(Twister and Nuriko look at Sage for a moment, then continue talking. Sage slaps his forhead, and jumps into the void with Tasuki. Cye, Heero, and Artemis follow. Relena Dorlan walks in)
Relena: Heero! (looks to Twister) Where did he go?
(Twister and Nuriko, still talking about weapons, point to the void. Relena jumps in.)
Relena: HEEEEEERRROOOOO!!!!! I'm coming, so get ready to kill me!!(disappears)
Cara: Are you two quite done yet?
Twister and Nuriko: Yup!
Kento: Squeak! (Jumps in the void after Cye, squeaking "Where's my food?")
Myotismon: You guys are nuts!
Nuriko: Thank you, hun.
Myotismon: Ack!
Matt: Oh, brother....
T.K.: What?
Matt: ......It was an expression, T.K.
T.K.: Oh........
Myotismon: Tasuki was right though, Twister...have you ever turned into a human before?
Twister: Once.....when I used my transformation device...(pulls the T.D. out of her tails.)
Myotismon: Well....
Twister: Well, what?
Myotismon: Use it to turn human!
Twister: .....
(Twister turns into a pretty girl of about seventeen, with purple hair and blue eyes, still wearing the spy outfit.)
Matt: Wow! That thing is pretty nifty! What else can it do?
Twister: A lot! It slices, it dices, it stir frys!
Cara: You mean stirs and frys.
Twister: No, it stir frys! (The T.D. turns into a stir fry pan, full of stir fry.)
Nuriko: Hey! Chicken Stir Fry! My fave! YUM! (eats the stir fry.)
Myotismon: May I....??
Twister: ACK!! RAPIST!!!
(Myotismon slaps forhead.)
Myotismon: NO, STUPID! May I use the device!
Twister: Oh, okay! (Hands Myotismon the T.D.)
(Myotismon turns into a teenage boy of about nineteen, with blue jeans and a Metallica T-shirt.)
Myotismon: .......um....this is interesting...
Twister: (blushes) Yeah.......
(Myotismon looks at Twister.)
(Twister looks at Myotismon.)
(Myotismon leans toward Twister.)
(Twister leans toward Myotismon.)
Myotismon: You're kinda pale.
Twister: I'M pale?!?! You're as white as a ghost!
Cara: (Anime Sweatdrop.)
Myotismon: You are kinda cute though....ACK! Why am I saying that?!?
Cara: Male hormones strike again.....
Twister: ......
(Myotismon grabs Twister suddenly, and precedes to french kiss her.)
Cara: ACK! Myotismon and Twister are makin' out!!! Get a room, you two!!!
(Myotismon stops, and disappears, embarassed. Twister stands there, her lipstick smudged, and a dazed look on her face.)
Twister: ...........um........er.........whoa.....(passes out.)
Cara: ............
T.K.: Wow, I never knew Myotismon had the guts to do THAT to a girl....
Matt: Oh, shut up.
(Cara walks over to the unconscious form of Twister, and swipes smelling salts under her nose.)
Twister: ACK! (jumps up) Nope, that won't work...(passes out again.)
(Myotismon reappears, still as a teenage boy.)
Myotismon: I can't reverse the damn thing!
Twister: (wakes up) What?
Myotismon: I can't turn back!
(Twister fiddles with the T.D., and it explodes.)
Twister: ..........uh...oh.....
Myotismon: What?
Twister: I.....broke it........we can't turn back...
Myotismon: ..................
Twister: Ahehehehehehe......
Myotismon: ........................
Cara: Well, are you gonna spazz, or what?
Myotismon: ..............................................ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! (dances around with Twister.)
Twister: AAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!!
(Myotismon dances with Twister, then spins her across the room.)
Twister: AAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! I dun like spinning!! (nearly falls on the floor.)
Ami: Um...I don't think you should spin her like that...
(Myotismon appears in a tuxedo, with a rose between his teeth. Twister appears in a red Spanish dress, as both do the Rumba. Cara pulls out castinets, and Ami plays the guitar. Matt and T.K. play the trumpets.)
(Sage walks back in.)
Sage:...WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
Twister: CONGA LINE!!
(All characters form a conga line, as they exit the room.)
(Quatre peeks out from under the tea cozy and sees an empty room.)
Quatre: Er........where is everyone??
(Quatre runs out of the room, with the tea cozy still on his head.)
TO BE CONTINUED....
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, except for Twister, and my friend Cara owns, well, Cara! So don't yell at me cuz I get a couple of characters stuck in a void or Twister's tails, okay? Ok!
(**BTW: Twister is an orangey-brown two-tailed fox with purple hair down to her waist and Cara is a maroon echidna with colored beads in her dreadlocks [hair?]**)
(Open to a big room, full of characters from all of the authors fave anime/video game/whatever, three from each.)
Sage of Halo: Ok, everyone, quiet down.....
(All continue talking.)
Twister: (ahem) SHUT UP OR I'LL BLOW YA TO THE MOON!
(Everyone looks at the two-tailed fox, oddly)
Twister: Aheheheh........I'll sit down now. (sits down, embarassed.)
Sage: O....k....., now, we all know that, as Anime characters, we are quite popular, am I correct in saying so?
(All nod)
Cara: But Twister and I aren't true Anime-
Sage: Hush! Now, we must plan to go on strike if they don't stop canceling everyones shows!
Van Fanel: I agree!
Dilandau: (leans over to Van) The reason they canceled the show in the first place was because it was boring. I told ya you should have tried to kill me!!
Van: (anime sweatdrop) Whatever, Dilandau...
Cye of Torrent: I noticed that too, they stopped my favorite show!!
Twister: What's your favorite show?
Cye: (looks down and mumbles) Gundam Wing...
Twister: AHAH!! You like Gundam Wing?!?!?!
Cye: ....
Twister: (flaps her arms psycotically) I LOVE Gundam Wing!!!! Duo and Quatre are soo cute!!!
(Duo Maxwell looks at Twister, and rolls his chair away from her, slowly.)
Heero Yuy: ........yeah, sure, no one likes the malign one.......(walks away)
Sage and Cara: (sigh)
(Cara grabs Twister by the collar, and shoves a large plastic pickle in her mouth, then laughs hysterically as Twister tries to eat it.)
Twister: AGHH! IT'S FAKE!!!
Cara: I know.
(Twister pulls a gunblade from her tails. Seifer Almasy looks at Twister, and jumps up.)
Seifer: THAT'S MINE!! GIVE IT BACK!!
(Seifer chases Twister around the room, as Twister tries to shove the gunblade back in her tails. She spins around and Seifer grabs the gunblade. Both Seifer and the gunblade disappear into Twisters' tails.)
Twister: ACK! HEY! (smacks her tails, and Seifer flies out, wearing a pink tutu over his usual outfit, and a little tiara on his head. Cara and Twister roll on the floor, laughing.)
Seifer: What? (stands up, and calmly walks out of the room, still wearing the tiara and tutu.)
Sage: IS ANYONE HERE EVEN REMOTELY SANE?!?!?!
Cara: Um....yeah...
Sage: IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT!!
(Sage falls over in exasperation.)
(Quatre Raberba Winner runs in, out of breath.)
Quatre: Sorry I'm-
(Twister tackles him.)
Twister: ITS QUATRE!!!
(Quatre screams and dives under a tea cozy.)
Cara: DEMON!!! TWISTER'S BEING ANNOYING AGAIN!!!
(Demon walks in, and smacks Twister with Amy Rose's stolen Piko Piko Hammer.)
Cara: Good Demon! Come here boy, C'Mon!
(Demon wags his tail and floats over to Cara. Cara scratches Demon under his chin, as Demon melts into a big grey and red furry hedgehog puddle.)
Twister: (growls jealously) Damn you and your boyfriend...(sniffs, and leans against the wall.)
(Seifer walks back in the room, looking normal.)
Twister: Welcome back, Prince of the Ballet...(Twister and Cara snicker.)
Seifer: Ha, ha, ha.....very funny!
Twister: I thought it was...
Sage: OK! Are we ready to begin yet??
Kento of Hardrock: I'm hungry.
(Sage whirls around, and shoves a huge glazed ham into Kento's mouth. Kento's eyes bug out of his head as Sage turns back to the group.)
Sage: There, any OTHER questions?!?!
(All look at Sage scared and shake their heads in unison.)
Sage: (smiles) OK.
Lita [Sailor Jupiter]: (raises hand timidly) Um, Mr. Sage, sir...I have a question..
Sage: Ok, Lita, what is it?
Lita: Is Kento supposed to be melting into the floor like that??
(All look at Kento, as he disappears through the floor, still eating the ham.)
Sage: er.........(looks at the floor where Kento disappeared)
Twister: Translation: I don't think so.
Lita: ....ok.
Sage: Twister, I think you should take over. Cye and I will be right back.(Grabs Cye, who is sleeping, and walks out of the door.)
Twister: YESS!! I AM IN CONTROL!! (dances around, and grabs Artemis, who is also sleeping.)
Artemis: ACK!!
(Twister changes into a Dr. Evil outfit from Austin Powers and places Artemis on her lap, and precedes to pet him. Twisters cat, Curly, gets into a Mini-me outfit and sits next to her.)
Curly: Hehehehehehe.......
Artemis: Um....can I go now?
Twister: No!
Cara: .......
(Cye and Sage return with Kento, who is now a mouse.)
Sage: Don't ask! (looks at Dr. Twister, Mr. Artemis and Mini-Twist.)
Twister: Ahehehehehehe.......(disappears with Curly)
Sage: ..........right....
(Twister reappears in a black tank top, jeans and a leather trenchcoat.)
Tasuki: Now THAT'S one hot fox!!! (cat-calls at Twister.)
Twister: Um..no. (Smacks Tasuki, and throws him into a interdimensional void.)
Nuriko: I'm not interrogating you, but, where did you get that outfit?
Twister:(innocently) A Spy shop, why?
Nuriko: Do they have weapons, too?
Sage: .....
Twister: Yeah! I get mine there all the time.
Nuriko: Cool!
Sage: .......
Cara: .........
(Twister and Nuriko continue talking about weapons and stuff.)
Sage: Ok, now SHUT UP!!!
(Twister and Nuriko look at Sage for a moment, then continue talking. Sage slaps his forhead, and jumps into the void with Tasuki. Cye, Heero, and Artemis follow. Relena Dorlan walks in)
Relena: Heero! (looks to Twister) Where did he go?
(Twister and Nuriko, still talking about weapons, point to the void. Relena jumps in.)
Relena: HEEEEEERRROOOOO!!!!! I'm coming, so get ready to kill me!!(disappears)
Cara: Are you two quite done yet?
Twister and Nuriko: Yup!
Kento: Squeak! (Jumps in the void after Cye, squeaking "Where's my food?")
Myotismon: You guys are nuts!
Nuriko: Thank you, hun.
Myotismon: Ack!
Matt: Oh, brother....
T.K.: What?
Matt: ......It was an expression, T.K.
T.K.: Oh........
Myotismon: Tasuki was right though, Twister...have you ever turned into a human before?
Twister: Once.....when I used my transformation device...(pulls the T.D. out of her tails.)
Myotismon: Well....
Twister: Well, what?
Myotismon: Use it to turn human!
Twister: .....
(Twister turns into a pretty girl of about seventeen, with purple hair and blue eyes, still wearing the spy outfit.)
Matt: Wow! That thing is pretty nifty! What else can it do?
Twister: A lot! It slices, it dices, it stir frys!
Cara: You mean stirs and frys.
Twister: No, it stir frys! (The T.D. turns into a stir fry pan, full of stir fry.)
Nuriko: Hey! Chicken Stir Fry! My fave! YUM! (eats the stir fry.)
Myotismon: May I....??
Twister: ACK!! RAPIST!!!
(Myotismon slaps forhead.)
Myotismon: NO, STUPID! May I use the device!
Twister: Oh, okay! (Hands Myotismon the T.D.)
(Myotismon turns into a teenage boy of about nineteen, with blue jeans and a Metallica T-shirt.)
Myotismon: .......um....this is interesting...
Twister: (blushes) Yeah.......
(Myotismon looks at Twister.)
(Twister looks at Myotismon.)
(Myotismon leans toward Twister.)
(Twister leans toward Myotismon.)
Myotismon: You're kinda pale.
Twister: I'M pale?!?! You're as white as a ghost!
Cara: (Anime Sweatdrop.)
Myotismon: You are kinda cute though....ACK! Why am I saying that?!?
Cara: Male hormones strike again.....
Twister: ......
(Myotismon grabs Twister suddenly, and precedes to french kiss her.)
Cara: ACK! Myotismon and Twister are makin' out!!! Get a room, you two!!!
(Myotismon stops, and disappears, embarassed. Twister stands there, her lipstick smudged, and a dazed look on her face.)
Twister: ...........um........er.........whoa.....(passes out.)
Cara: ............
T.K.: Wow, I never knew Myotismon had the guts to do THAT to a girl....
Matt: Oh, shut up.
(Cara walks over to the unconscious form of Twister, and swipes smelling salts under her nose.)
Twister: ACK! (jumps up) Nope, that won't work...(passes out again.)
(Myotismon reappears, still as a teenage boy.)
Myotismon: I can't reverse the damn thing!
Twister: (wakes up) What?
Myotismon: I can't turn back!
(Twister fiddles with the T.D., and it explodes.)
Twister: ..........uh...oh.....
Myotismon: What?
Twister: I.....broke it........we can't turn back...
Myotismon: ..................
Twister: Ahehehehehehe......
Myotismon: ........................
Cara: Well, are you gonna spazz, or what?
Myotismon: ..............................................ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! (dances around with Twister.)
Twister: AAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!!
(Myotismon dances with Twister, then spins her across the room.)
Twister: AAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!! I dun like spinning!! (nearly falls on the floor.)
Ami: Um...I don't think you should spin her like that...
(Myotismon appears in a tuxedo, with a rose between his teeth. Twister appears in a red Spanish dress, as both do the Rumba. Cara pulls out castinets, and Ami plays the guitar. Matt and T.K. play the trumpets.)
(Sage walks back in.)
Sage:...WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
Twister: CONGA LINE!!
(All characters form a conga line, as they exit the room.)
(Quatre peeks out from under the tea cozy and sees an empty room.)
Quatre: Er........where is everyone??
(Quatre runs out of the room, with the tea cozy still on his head.)
TO BE CONTINUED....