Raygirl & Globette in: Nephthys' Host
By the She Rainbow
Raygirl had to train for her next challenge, fighting her first enemy Ms. Dark. Ms. Dark is the most dreadful, cruelest and the craziest fairy that wears a black robe on Atoll Lagoon. As long she keeps the island by a lagoon secured, the creatures that lived there will have healthy, happy lives.
Raygirl: HI-YAH! (Kicks stone villain) YAH! (Punches plastic Kat-naaren) BEAM OF LIGHT! (Absorbs tyet's magic and shoots wooden Ms. Dark)
Globette: Ah! You are on fire, Raygirl !
Raygirl: (Smiles) Ah, you helped. Without you giving me this amulet, I'd be as weak as a twig.
Globette: You're welcome. When we first met, I always knew you would protect the land.
Raygirl: Well, at least nothing's wrong.
(Mysterious lum crashes into Raygirl and went inside her mouth)
Globette: What was that?
Raygirl: (gulps) I think I- (Tyet glows. Laughs like a lunatic)
Globette: Oh, no! NOT ANOTHER ONE! (Whistles. Two Teensettes wearing lab coats carrying a cot appeared) Take her to my doctors' and HURRY!
Teensettes: Yes, Mrs. Glute.
Globette: (sighs) For the last time, I'm divorced. I ended my mistake five years ago. (Helps Raygirl get on the cot)
( At the Desert of the Kat-naaren)
Globette: Oh, girls, can you cure her? I can't live without Raygirl.
Juliet Gic: Hmm… (Stares at the cackling Raygirl) Dudette, like I don't see freaky belly problems.
Sara Geri: (In a German accent) And no pink eye.
Gloria Doris: (Touches patient's forehead. In a Japanese accent) My, temperature seems normal. It's just Raygirl-san's giggling like an uncontrollable goddess.
Sara & Juliet: Goddess? (Sara grabs a red novel)
Sara: (tosses gold mane) Not good. Did she swallow something?
Globette: I think she did. Why?
Sara: (opens book) No, she must've got a gold lum in her mouth and accidently gulped it!
Juliet: Not groovy. I have heard like, some unimaginably myth like this dudette.
Gloria: Oh, a gold lum contains a spirit of a goddess or a sorcerer. When the magical creature dies, his or her soul forms a gold lum. But they need to find hosts in order to survive.
Raygirl: What? (Catches her breath) I feel fine. (Stops chortling) Whew. Glad that's over.
Sara: No, it gets worse.
Gonzo: (Enters) What gets worse?
Gloria: (green locks rises) YOU'RE NOT IN THIS GIRL VERSION! GET OUT! (Gonzo leaves)
Where was I? Oh, yes. The lum's magic is so darn powerful, villains try to steal them every century. Raygirl-san must stay here until the lum decides to depart her body.
Raygirl: (Eyes glistens green) This is Nephthys and I will not go away. Never in my after-life! (Eyes return to her own. Covers mouth) How'd I do that?
Globette: She's ready to take over! What will I do without Ray?
Sara: Do you have children to feed, 1-0-4-8?
Globette: The triplets. I got to go. Ugregory's is waiting. (Runs off)
Raygirl: Globette, your marriage ended-and she's gone again.
Gloria: Lay down. Too much excitement would make Nephthys go insane. (Raygirl reclines grumbling)
Juliet: (brushes pink hair) Like, if she becomes crazy, she'll use her dark abilities on us.
(At the Land of the Living Dead)
Ms. Dark: (looks in her mirror, eavesdropping on the limbless being) BAD RAAAAAAAY!
Bad Raygirl: (Scurries in) Yes, Tina Dark?
Ms. Dark: I've got good news and I've got bad news.
Bad Raygirl: (grins) What is the fantastic news, Mistress?
Ms. Dark: The capable news is I found the gold lum we need to power up our new machine.
Bad Raygirl: YAAAAAY!
Ms. Dark: The awful news is Raygirl swallowed it. She's now its host.
Bad Raygirl: (Frowns) WHYYYYYYYY?
Ms. Dark: Enough, drama-queen! All we need to do is kidnap Raygirl.
Bad Raygirl: Again?
Ms. Dark: Got any better ideas?
(At midnight)
Baby Globette: (Approaches her mother's bed)Mommy, your cell phone's ringing again. (Gives cell phone)
Globette: (awakens) Thanks, honey. (pushes button) Hello?
Sara: AAAAAAAAHH!
Globette: Okay, calm down. I'll be there in a second. (In two hours, she got to Gloria's office) Sorry I'm late. Still tired.
Sara: It was horrible. Someone snuck in and captured your friend.
Globette: What?
Juliet: Wacky, I know.
Gloria: We've got to save her before it's too late! Also, the captor left a note. (Gives Globette a piece of paper)
Globette: (Reads the note) "If you want to see the goddess of water's host ever again, meet me at the Snoring Tree… or else! Signed, Miss Dark". (Gasped. Scowls) That demon!
Sara: We can't do it. (Quivers with fear) We're very frightened. You must save her yourself.
Globette: Okay. I will.
(At the Snoring Tree)
Raygirl: (Awakens) Where am I? Oh, my God! (Struggles from bonds of white energy)
Ms. Dark: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Nephthys: Tina Dark. I should've known you were the one whom try to harm me again.
Ms. Dark: Shut up! Your powers can recharge my new laser gun but you're stuck in there.
Nephthys: Because you were the one who killed me in the first place!
Raygirl: Guys, we can work this out. So, if you just loosen these bonds-
Ms. Dark: No, I won't. I spent years trying to get my revenge against you, until that nymph came along!
Nephthys: Ahem.
Bad Raygirl: The Ghost Sucker 3000 is done!
Ms. Dark: (Smirks wickedly) Good. Start it up!
Raygirl: (Gulps)
(At the Jibberish Jungle)
Globette: (does research on paper) "You will get brain damage, bones will be broken. Blah, blah, blah". Forget it! I'm coming in.
Backstage voice: NOW!
Globette: Huh? (Gets attacked by stones) OW! OUCH! (Gets wacked again one more time) OWIE!
Backstage voice: She's still standing! Time for drastic measures!
Globette: Oh, boy. (Dodges walls of fire. Burns her posterior) AAAAAAAAHH! (Sits on a puddle) FIRE BAD!
Backstage voice: One last move! (Darts aimed for Globette)
Globette: Oh, come on! (raced quickly. Gets hit by ten darts) OUCH! (Crawls to the Snoring Tree)
Backstage voice: We are so fired.
Globette: Hold up. (Takes out note) "Once you've pasted the deviances, use the mirror at the highest branch to blind the guards". Highest branch? (Looks up) GOD DARN IT!
(Back at Ms. Dark's lair)
Raygirl: ( Guffaws loudly)
Ms. Dark: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! TURN THE MACHINE OFF!
Bad Raygirl: (Pulls down lever. Raygirl stops hooting) Who puts a "Tickle" setting? I mean, seriously people!
Nephthys: (lightning comes out behind teeth, but missed Ms. Dark) Give up?
Ms. Dark: Try me!
(Globette shines moon light with small round mirror in Livindstones' eyes. Karate chops door)
Ms. Dark: And you will not ESCAPE!
Globette: (Goes into room) I've got the nerves to come rescue you, Ray. And a butt full of arrows and third-degreed.
Ms. Dark: (Puts Raygirl in cage) STOP HER!
Bad Raygirl: I'm through taking orders. I quit! (Aims Ms. Dark with the Ghost Sucker 3000. Ms. Dark turns into a cloud of dust. Unlocks Raygirl's cage) Are you okay?
Raygirl: Well, you saved me from ghost suction. So, yeah. I'm uh, pretty much all right.
Bad Raygirl: Sorry for all that trouble. (Livindstones pops out) Go! I'll be in one piece. (Raygirl & Globette climbs down the tree.) Here we go.
(In the morning)
Raygirl: I guess I have to get used to Nephthys for a while maybe.
Globette: At least everything's normal once more. Except for Nephthys.
Nephthys: I hope that limbless clone's healthy.
The End..?