100 Therapy Crack-fic

Bellamy Blake, Clark Griffen, Jasper Jordan, Octavia Blake, Raven Rayes, Nathan MIller, and Monty Green all found themselves sitting in a circle, in a plain, white room. The only iteams in the room were several blue chairs, and a mahogany desk with a nice, black, leather chair behind it. In that stupid chair sat the most hated man in the room, Macus Kane, also known as a world renowned shrink, and not one soul in that room was happy about being there, especially the man himself. He knows this will be a hard group, and he has never doubted himself, untill now. He's not sure if anyone in this world (nor space) is cut out to handle this group of delinquents. He works at camp Jaha. Camp Jaha is a place where parents and/or gardians and sometimes a judge sends young adults and teens who break the law or come close to breaking it. His job is to help the troubled kids, and he hasn't failed at it, yet. This group maybe the exception. The reason all of them are in the same group is because they all live in the same cell block, block B.

"Okay, now that the whole group is here lets began. First I would like to know if any of ya'll knew eachother before being sent here."

"Well Bellamy is my big bro so i'm pretty sure I knew him before we came here..." Octavia made a clicking sound with her tongue, "but you never know."

"Me and Monty knew eachother before this, we used to grow herbs together" Well I think I figured out why Monty and Jasper are here.

"Does anybody else know eachother?" From all the looks was getting I don't think so but I had to make sure. Everyone else shook there heads.

"So next, I would like to know why everyone thinks there here." I have all of there charts that tell me why they were sent here, but to help them I need to know why they think they were sent here."Why don't you start us off Clark." I got a grunt in reply, but that doesn't fit with what I have heard around the camp, the whispers said that she is (or now I guess was) cooperative. Guess you never can belive rumours.

"I can only help you Clark if you let me."

"I don't want your help, you see I think your just another lying moron, who wants to tell me right from wrong, but honestly I just really don't care anymore."

"Okay Clarke but whenever your ready please feel free to share." Clarke rolled her eyes at me, and she and bellamy shared a look. I was right this is going to be one hard group.

"Ok, how about you Miller?"

"Well lets see, there was that robbery I committed in 09, and then got busted back in 07 for that wrist watch which by the way wasn't even worth 20 bucks, there was also that pickpocketing deal I was running about a month before I got here. Then the joyride I took with the neighbour's car when I was 15 almost made it 41 miles when I was stopped, all because there tag was expired, idiots. Oh, yeah there was also those video gam"

"Okay I think I get the memo, anyone else? No takers how about you Raven?"

"Nah, I agree with Clarke, this is just a bunch of bull." This group is going to be impossible, i'm sure of it. "Ok would anyone like to volunteer then?"

"Doubtful, no one really wants to be here. Just incase you haven't noticed."

"I figured, no one really wants to come, but i'm here to help you."

"Whatever" And there goes that eye roll again. What...how am I supposed to help people who clearly don't my help?

"I'm going to walk out of the room for a few minutes, and let ya'll think about what you want to do, because I won't make you talk." I got up off the chair and headed towards the door, but I stopped and looked back for just a second at them hoping they would make the right choice and let me help them. Then I walked out. I couldn't help but to walk into the next room so I could watch them, because unknown to them there was a little camera on my desk, so I could watch my patients when I needed to leave the room. As soon as I walked into the room I sat down at the moniter to watch them and put on the mic set. They all just sat and looked around for a few seconds before Octavia got up and looked down the hall where I just was, and closed the door back. I really wanted to see how they all enteracted with eachother, and how they are going to handle this.

"He's gone. What should we do? I say we trash this place!"

"O, no. We need a game plan, but first we all know we have got to band together. We can't let this fraud get to us. He's going to try and get in our heads, we can't let him." Did he just call me a fraud!? Well! I couldn't help the little *hmp sound that came out of my mouth.

"For once I agree with Bellamy, and don't let it go to your head."

"Can't make any promises princess." Clarke huffed out a breath.

"Well mom and dad agree, for once. That means no one can argue, right?" Wait, Bellamy called Clarke princess and Jasper just called them mom and dad? What the hell! Everyone nodded.

"So, what do ya'll suggest we do then?"

"Well we could go with my earlier idea" Bellamy gave Octavia a sharp look. "Just saying Bell, might teach him a lesson"

"Once again, I agree with Bellamy. Dear Lord, please don't let this become a habit."

"I'm not that bad am I princess?"

"Shut it guys. We need a plan before he comes back." Well Miller has some sense of reason. Or at least that statement did.

"Ok, heres what I think we should do, figure out his game plan and make it backfire."

"Nice Raven, but one question, how?" Monty asked.

"Well, if you haven't noticed he wants us to share. Like with you Miller, you shared, but when it started to last long he cut you off, so we do what you did, over share but not about what he wants us to, untill he gets fed up."

"Nice plan Raven, princess, what do you think?"

"I think it could work, and what have I told you Bell don't call me that though, but what do ya'll think?" They all nodded in agreement.

"Any questions?" Bellamy asked.

"Well yes one, what do we over-share with? Raven?"

"Random crap, nonsense. Anything he doesn't truly find important, or interesting" Raven said. Raven really is something else I must note down later.

"Should we get the others in on it?" Monty asked. Who's the others? Note to self must find out who the others are.
"I think thats an excellent idea. Want us to spreed it?" Octavia asked. Clarke and Bellamy shared a look.

"Yes" Clarke replied after looking away from Bellamy, but he was still looking at her. What is up with those two, they act as though they're the leaders or something. Jasper literally just called them mom and dad!

"Spread it like wild fire. I want everyone to know before supper time. Understand? And don't let anyone else know. We don't need it getting back to anyone. Especially, Abby or Jaha, even though theres nothing her or anyone can do about it." Abby and Jaha are the directers of the camp. Jaha I know has a son named wells, and Abby has a daughter, but I can't remember her name. Wait did Clarke mouthed a thank you to Bellamy. For what?

"I think we should get Wick in. He maybe able to help." Said MIller Who's Wick? This is just proving more questions than answers.

"No"

"Bellamy we can trust him. Its that or Finn." said Raven. Now who's Finn?

"Fine but he does anything to mess this up though.." He was interupted by Octavia.

"He won't. Now will you chill?" Bellamy grunted in response, and looked at Clarke, who looked like she wanted to strangle Raven for some reason. Raven then looked at Clarke and gave her a saddened smile and Clarke returned it.

"Anymore questions?" Bellamy paused "Good, now he should be back any minute, time to take action." I looked at my watch I had been gone for over five minutes, time to go back in. And I have a plan of my own.