:-P It's a parody.
It was a cold, shitty night. And my mother Dixie Enormous, was banging my brother. How adorable. And suddenly, this homosexual vampire broke my damn window. Ha-ha. What a huge faggot. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is LesbianHobo. And I like to bang the horses with girls. I have long crap colored hair. And piss colored eyes. I'm so pretty. I'm also a tranny. That's why girls want to bang me. Since I have a huge stick. When Edwardo landed into my room he said..
Edwardo: It was so great. I just did your father! Want to try?
LesbianHobo: Oh Edwardo. Of course not. You know, Im a lesbian. Obviously. Only thing I want to get a piece of is your whore sister, Alice.
Edwardo: I did her yesterday. She 'salright.
LesbianHobo: Ahhh okay. Looking forward to it.
In the background, all you heard was UHHH UHHH UHH. Music to my ears. Then suddenly you hear,
"OH MI SATAN"
Damnit. Hopefully its not that gay stripper Fella Birds (Bella Swan).
I mean, why the hell would someone's last name be Swan? Might as well be.. ImAGayHomosexual. Yah. Basically what it should be.
Suddenly, Jacob opened the door with no pants on.
Jacob: I was just in a three way with your mom and brother, Edwardo, come join me!
Edwardo: Oh hell yah! Bye LesbianHobo!
Since I was alone. I started to jack off but then Xavier appeared and killed all of us with a shot gun.
The END.
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Edited by OctoberAvon because she was bored.