TOBI'S SLEEPOVER
TOBI'S SLEEPOVER
"Senpai, Tobi want a sleepover!" "NO!" yelled Diedara. "Please Senpai!"
Diedara ignored him. Itachi walked in. " Tobi, your stupid friend Naruto wants to know if you can sleep over." "Yay!" Tobi shouted, and he ran to Naruto's house. "Weird," said Itachi. "Itachi, you have no idea what you just did!"
"What?"
"Do you remember the last time Tobi had a sleepover?" Diedara asked.
"It took me weeks to get all the gum outta my hair!! Plus, half of the town's sponge stocks were diminished!!"
"Uh oh," said Itachi.
But by the time they raced to the doorway to catch him, it was too late.
The streets were flooded with a bunch of angry old men shouting about having no more sponge baths to indulge in. They rushed down the next street but they stopped in their tracks. There was a gigantic monster Twinkie walking down the street crushing people. "Diedara, go find a fast dude to chase Tobi down. I'll take care of the Twinkie! "ok!"
Diedara showed up at Gai's house. "You, Your fast. Help me!" "I can't! I have lost all of my youth! But I must not be a burden on you, youthful youthy youthfilled youth! Wait! Where did you go"? Diedara left by "can't".
"SHARINGA…TOBI"?? Tobi had climbed the giant monster Twinkie and was eating it!!
"Tobi, how did you cause all this"!? "Tobi went pottie"! WHAT!!
Much later, Konan asked Itachi and Diedara how their day went. She now wishes she never did.