Top Ten Lists

by Michaela Martin

I started making these in the M&M's thread over on TVdotcom. I figured they would be a big hit here. Hope you all like them. If you have any ideas for other ones let me know!

1. Things That Only Make Sense to DL Fans

A/N: The following are some Top Ten lists that I have posted in the M&M's Club thread over on . I thought everyone here would like them. Each one will be a seperate chapter. Enjoy! And Happy Fourth to all!

Top Ten Things That Only Make Sense to M&M's Club Members

10. Grasshopper Chutney goes great with Cool Ranch Doritos and deep fried spiders.

9. Wine and Roaches are motive for murder.

8. Pool tables + Shots The Best Bet Payoff ever!

7. Montana is not just a state in the US.

6. The New York City Skyline is not as impressive as a wheatfield.

5. A shoeprint in the dirt is cause for a sigh.

4. Bugs and eating them will always be funny.

3. Rain walks are best taken as a pair.

2. Diamonds are just an alitrope of carbon and just not a big deal.

1. Squeee!!