Life in Ouran HighSchool Host Club

Me: This is my first fanfiction so please be nice. Anyway I've had this idea for a while now. I came up with it while watching CupofSquirrel OHSHC cosplay on youtube. I believe that they are very talented, so I suggest you subcribe to them and watch their videos. Moving on, Kyoya disclaimer!

Kyoya: No

Me: pwetty pwease *puppy dog face*

Kyoya: No

Me: WHY NOT?!

Kyoya: Because it doesn't benefit my position

Me: ...Yes it does

Kyoya: How?

Me: If you don't then it will never get posted, and if it doesn't get posted we can be sued, and we are sued then you need to pay with money, not to mention it will most likely lower your chances of inheriting your family business

Kyoya: *sighs* Fine

Me: YAY!

Kyoya: Ouran HighSchool Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori. All cosplay videos mentioned belong to CoS.

Me: Don't sue me please XD. Readers enjoy.

Ch. 1

My name is Yuneeku. It's japanese for Unique, which is what i am. Me and my friends were all sitting in our living room. Yes I said "our", you see we all lived together in a house we bought with our cosplay money. If you're wondering why we live on our own at such a young age, we are all 16, it's because we're all orphan's. We ran away from the orphanage we were placed at when we were 12. They were horrible people. They used all the government money sent for themselves instead of the kids. Anyways, we all had a knack for acting so we preformed on the streets for money. When we had enough money we rented an apartment, by that time we were 13. Our neighbors weren't really nice, well all but one. Her name is Kana, but we call her K-san. Back when we met her she was 31. She would give us food and clothes when we were running low on money. In return, we put on shows for her. Not those kind of shows you disgusting perverts, I meant cosplay shows. After a few months, she told us she was a show biz manager, and that she want's to manage our cosplaying acts. She would get us into place's like Anime Boston and Katsucon. Our acts always took first place. So that's how we made our money up til now. Anyway back to the present. Me, Kana, Joyu, Saisho, Kekona, Hataro, Keki, and Pura were watching Ouran HighSchool Host Club.

"This is my favorite episode out of all of them" said Joyu. We were watching episode 17 "Kyoya's Reluctant Day Out!" "That's only because you're in love with Kyoya" Hataro said. "Like you're one to talk Hataro! You love Haruhi!" exclaimed Keki. " This is coming from the girl that write Mrs. Keki Haninozuka in her notebook all day long!" replyed Hataro. "Leave Keki alone Hataro." Pura said in her usual monotoned voice, "If you don't I will *censored because it's way too violent for this fanfic*" Hataro literally froze in fear, like in an anime. At that moment I noticed something. " Hey guys have any of you seen the twins?" I asked. Everyone shook their heads, they looked around warily. If you're wondering why, it's because our twins are like the OHSHC twins. So when they mysteriously disappear, you know bad things are going to happen. Just then we were all covered in water. "SAISHO! KEKONA!" I screamed. Behind us the sisters were laughing their heads off. Pura stood up. When she did the girls froze like Hataro did. Yeah, we all are freaking scared of her, especially when she is mad. Well everyone but Keki. Anyways, you did not want to be near her when she is angry. There are two ways of doing that.

One: Make Keki upset or do anything to harm her in any way

Two: Getting her hair wet

And unfortunately for the twins, they just did both. Poor twins, their soooo going to die...oh well. "wahhhhhhh!" cried Keki. "YOU TWO ARE DEAD!" Pura yelled. She rarely shows emotion, when she does it's either she is alone with Keki or extremely angry. The twins screamed and ran for their lives. "GET BACK HERE!" Pura yelled. It was kinda funny watching Pura chase the twins around the house. It was like one of the chase scenes in cartoons. Kana then yelled "STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" Wow we sure do yell alot, I feel bad for our neighbors. Pura and the twins stopped. " Twins apologise and then clean up your mess" said Kana, "Pura calm down Keki." Pura nodded and went over to Keki.

"Calm down Keki, what's the matter." Pura said worriedly. "Kuma-chan is soaking wet" whined Keki. "Don't worry, let's go get her dried off" Pura said, holding out a hand. "Ok" Keki said cheerfully. They went into the kitchen to dry off Kuma-chan. Kuma-chan is a stuffed bear, Keki carries her around all the time like Honey does with Usa-chan. "Sorry about" said Saisho, "the mess" finished Kekona. They cleaned up the water and Pura came back with Keki and a dry Kuma-chan. Just so you know Joyu was on her laptop this entire time and Hataro was watching everything happen like it was a soap opera. Baka. So we all settled down and sat back down to finish the show. All of a sudden, the electricity went out. "AHHHH!" everyone but me and Joyu screamed. "GIRLS!" I yelled for the twins. "IT WASN"T US!" they screamed together. Just then the TV turned on, though it was blank. We were all really confused. "What the-" Kana started to say but was cut off by a stong wind pulling all of us towards the TV. "AHHH!" this time all of us screamed. Then i passed out.

End of Ch. 1

Me: Wow I didn't expect it to be such a long chapter

Tamaki: It was good though

Honey: Yeah! you mention me and Usa-chan! Usa-chan is happy now.

Mori:...

Kaoru: This was a cool chapter

Hikaru: Yeah but the sisters could've gone with a better prank

Me:... quiet you.

Tamaki: WHERE"S HARUHI?! HARUHI, HARUHI MY DARLING DAUGHTER PLEASE COME BACK TO PAPA!

Me: Haruhi? Oh yeah i sent her on an errand for me.

Tamaki: WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! WHAT IF SHE'S KIDNAPED OR FALLS AND BREAKS HER ANKLE OR, OR, OR-

Me: *whacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan*

Tamaki: *falls to the ground*

Me: wow no wonder Rapunzel keeps this as a weapon, it's super effective :D

Kyoya: It was fine as long as i don't do the disclaimer anymore

Me: keep this up and you'll be saying it for every chapter. Anyway, please review. If you do I'll put you in a room with one of the Host Club members for a full hour and let you do whatever you want with them. BYE-BYE!