A/N: First fic written for comedy and some lighthearted action (such as tournament arcs). Primarily based off "So what if it's an RPG World?!". I hope none of the formattings has been lost as I wrote it on word. For some reason, I can't space properly on this website (I tried using shift+enter on every line along with the normal enter but neither worked). So I apologize for the poor formatting.
"Hi" Spoken Dialogue
The System Greets the Reader System Dialogue
"Wow, she's crazy!" Internal Dialogue
"Nice to meet'cha! Uzumaki Naruto here! I'm from a certain village hidden in the leaves! I like ramen and I hate the three minutes you must wait for it!"
"Eh? A foreigner?"
"Half-American?"
"Yakuza?! Look at those scars!"
Naruto stood next to the teacher's desk, not saying anything as he waited for the teacher's instructions. He scratched the back of his head, not knowing what to do with his current situation as his future classmates started making up stories for why he looks the way he is. "It's not like I can tell them I'm a shinobi that had just fought in a massive war against plant humans and revived shinobi right?"
The blonde inwardly laughed as he wore a soft smile on his face. If anyone were to pay attention they would realize that it's a bit forced but what could he do? He was literally dropped into a new world of steel towers and wagons made from fancy metal shells! And worst of all…
He had to attend school again!
Again!
A soft sigh could be heard as the transfer student began to memorize the faces of his future classmates. His eyes stopped at two students near the front row, his head went dizzy for a second as if he had been hit by a minor genjutsu (since Kurama isn't there to help him). As he slowly recovered, his eyes grew an entire centimetre as literal words intruded his vision.
Rias Gremory
LV 30 ? (Disguised)
Titles: [Kind] [Weeaboo] [Manipulative(?)] [Princess of Destruction] [One of Kuoh Academy's Two Great Ladies] [Next Head of the Gremory Clan] [Gremory of the 72 Pillars] [Wielder of the Power of Destruction] [Pure-Blooded Devil]
"Mother of Sage of Six Paths…" The transfer student from another world could feel his whole body start to itch as he couldn't even begin to describe the sudden phenomenon happening to him.
"The next time I see you Kaguya, I'm going to Oda—"
"Uzumaki-kun, why don't you… hmm… sit next to the open seat by Gremory-san."
The soft-spoken words of his teacher interrupted his threat as she pointed at the crimson hair young woman with smooth white skin and beautiful blue eyes. She wore what many other female students wore, the female version of the Kuoh Academy's uniform that consists of a white long-sleeved, button-down shirt and a black ribbon on the collar that paired well with the black shoulder cape. He wore the male uniform, that had magically appeared in the closet when he was exploring his new 'home' in this weird world.
"At least the milk hadn't expired!"
He cringed as he remembered that day when he henge'd into Sasuke and was about to kiss a girl for the first time. The fridge and the shelves of his new home were rather amazing! It had all types of ramens—that he never knew even existed! Like curry, grape, matcha, strawberry, wasabi, chocolate, sa…
"Uzumaki-kun?" The teacher asked as she couldn't help but worry about the transfer student whose mind is clearly in a different location.
"O-oh right, sorry." He quickly replied, walking next to the girl with rather questionable titles such as [Princess of Destruction] and [Weeaboo].
The short blonde teacher, as if a lightbulb went alight on top of her head, quickly waved her hand to the class to get their attention.
"Uzumaki-kun must be going through jetlag, so please don't nag him much okay?"
Naruto had no idea what 'jetlag' is, but he knew that the teacher was helping him, so he gave her a soft smile as he sat down next to the [Next Head of the Gremory Clan]. However, as he sat down, he suddenly felt the glares of many students behind him. It wasn't killing intent, but it contained all sorts of negative emotions like… jealously, envy, hate, and the like. He glanced at the girl who possessed the [One of Kuoh Academy's Two Great Ladies]to his right and couldn't help but feel nostalgic for some odd reason.
"Wait! It's like when I went up to Sasuke during the Academy Genin exams! It's exactly like those girls who were staring me down when I wanted to beat him up!"
The 166 cm tall student stood up immediately and looked at the teacher, asking softly.
"Can I sit in the back? The sunlight is too strong!" Naruto lied as he tried to get away from the girl with the ominous title of [Wielder of the Power of Destruction].
"Sorry, I should've known. Pick any seat that you want Uzumaki-kun!" The teacher replied quickly, worry planted all over her face.
Naruto gave the crimson haired girl another glance, only to realize that she was staring at him with shock. To avoid the awkwardness of their eyes meeting, he quickly hastened his steps to the back row. As he sat down, he planted his upper torso onto the desk.
"If only I still had chakra…" Naruto said to himself. To him and the rest of the shinobi, chakra was a necessity like water, it's something they've always had but now that he had lost it, he has no idea what to do. On top of being dropped in a new place in a new society, well, he has no idea what to do.
"I just need to find a way to get it and then go back home!" His optimism was unwavering as hope came back into his eyes.
Before he could do anything, a soft voice appeared in his head.
The system has reset your chakra to 0 to prevent the world from destabilizing due to the would-be influx of chakra. However, as you contribute to the world through various means, you'll be able to once again wield your chakra.
"Eh?!" Naruto jumped up from his seat as he had no idea where the voice came from.
"Uzumaki-kun?!"
"Sorry, jetlag haha" Naruto laughed as he made up an excuse.
"Would you like to go to the nurse? I can have someone bring you there if you want! I understand it must be hard for you to come to school immediately after the plane!" The teacher offered, her face full of anxiousness.
"N-no, it's fine sensei, I'll try and stay quiet dattebayo." He covered his mouth in surprise as he accidentally let out his verbal tic.
"If you ever need help, just raise your hand okay? I won't be angry or anything! Don't be worried okay? I know how you feel because I'm from another country too!" The teacher replied.
The system is within the Host's mind, much like the Host's previous inhabitant.
"Is Kurama okay?!" Naruto asked the system as he sat back down, he's been worried ever since he came to this world. His partner hasn't even replied—but thankfully his ability to sense negative emotions had remained.
[Kurama] is currently in stasis. He is under the [Companion] section that has yet to be unlocked. He is not in any danger, it is as if time has stopped for him so there is no need to worry. If you exchange for his freedom through the rewards given by fulfilling quests and the like, he will be back.
It was as if a massive burden has been lifted from his shoulder, kind of like when he learned that Iruka-sensei had cancelled the history exam on the founding of Konoha—It wasn't like he had slept through his class or anything though!
"So, what's this quest thing? And how did you get into my head?"
Quests will appear when the Host is confronted with a problem, whether it be directly or indirectly, or if the system deemed it necessary for the Host's progression. As for how the Host received the system, the system cannot answer. The system apologizes for any inconveniences that it may have caused to the Host.
"I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry as well!" Naruto apologized as he felt as if he had done something wrong.
A new quest has been added to the quest log.
Quest: Witness the 'supernatural' within the week.
Reward: Chakra unlocked (Genin).
The former shinobi shook visibly as a megawatt smile dawned his face as he read the rewards. He clenched his fist in excitement as all of his worries washed away.
However, as quickly as that excitement came, it quickly disappeared as he read the line after.
Failure: The system will cease to function.
"Hey System-chan, is this the questing thing that you were talking about? And why is the penalty so serious?!"
This is the [Quest] that the system had mentioned previously. Throughout your journey in this world, the Host will be confronted with quests of all sorts of problems. This is one of those quests that must not be failed, or else the system will cease to function. Another name for these type of quests is called [Story Quest].
"Hellllloooo? Earth to Uzumaki-san~" A sweet voice came out in front of him, bringing him out of his conversation with the system as he looked up. Staring at him was a rather… uhh… young woman with assets quite beyond her years, like that crimson-haired student previously. He wouldn't have cared about her… mature figure had she literally not been a few inches away from his face!
Akeno Himejima
LV 26 ? (Disguised)
Titles: [Kind] [Hybrid] [Yamato Nadeshiko] [Priestess of Thunder] [One of Kuoh Academy's Two Great Ladies] [The Ultimate Sadist]
"Oi! What's with her last title?!" His brows raised slightly as he read her rather 'eccentric' last title. He couldn't help but shiver as he remembered a certain proctor in the second phase of the Chūnin Exams. His right hand subconsciously reached for his neck while his left covered both of his cheeks as if to protect his body from something sharp. Despite his fear of her eccentric tendencies, he couldn't help but feel worried about her—along with the rest of the Alliance's safety. Sure they've won the war, but now they are in their weakest state…
"Uzumaki-san?" The disguised sadist asked as she looked at him with eyes of confusion.
"Sorry, I was a bit lightheaded. Is something the matter Himejima-san?"
"Ara? I'm afraid we've never interacted with each other before?" She smiled rather mysteriously, her intent unknown.
"Crap!" Naruto knew he had slipped up as he tried to think of an excuse.
"Well, Himejima-san's name is screamed whenever she's walking around right? That's how I learned about you. Sorry if I had created any misunderstanding."
"Ah, I'm sorry about how loud they can be sometimes." She gave a wry smile as she pulled up a chair in the empty classroom and sat on it. Apparently, it was already time to go home or to clubs and since Naruto arrived during the last class, it was only an hour before class had ended for the day.
The prankster internally pats himself on the back as he wore a smug expression for his lie.
[Acting] has been raised to LV 1.
Wow! You lied to an innocent girl! So amazing!
"System-chan?! Now's not the time!"
Naruto looked at the girl who's been staring at him for a good five seconds on her seat.
"Uhhh, Himejima-san, is there something you should be doing? I'm sure one of the two great ladies should have a lot of work to attend to."
Naruto gulped as he waited for her reply. "I don't even want to be close to someone with a title that odd! I rather have that 'Weeaboo' be here! Not this 'Ultimate Sadist'!"
The Yamato Nadeshiko of Kuoh High tilted her head in confusion as she wondered why the transfer student was so anxious around her. So far, she's only been nice!
"Well, I'm the class president so I have the responsibility to show you around the campus so you won't be lost. Kuoh Academy is rather huge as it contains an elementary school, middle school, high school, and even a college so it is quite easy to get lost here!" She softly chided the transfer student.
[Map] and [Mini-Map] is now open to the Host!
Naruto could see a small circular map on the corner of his vision, it was small, but he could innately understand the contents of the mini-map. He smiled at the system's gift as he answered the class president. "I think I'll be fine Himejima-san, I'm pretty good with my directions so I won't be lost."
He smiled as the prospect of leaving the room—and her, gets brighter and brighter.
"Are you sure? I'll be worried if you went missing tomorrow!"
"It'll be fine Himejima-san, I have pretty good memory actually! I think it's time for me to go home. Sorry, I'm really tired." Said Naruto as he tried to get out as quickly.
"If that's the case, then please take care on your way home." Akeno relented as she got up from her seats and waved him goodbye. Her long silky black hair gently followed her graceful movements as the sliding door made a soft clack as it closed.
Naruto followed suit as he picked up his bag that he had found with textbooks and crayons (from his new home) and quickly ran past Akeno and jumped from the stairs until he got out of the academy.
"What a weird person…" Akeno said as she shook her head.
The town of Kuoh is quite peaceful despite how populated it is, the sounds of bells chiming and children laughing made Naruto smile. He squatted outside the convenience store eating a meat bun as he watched the clouds float whimsically without care for the mortal world.
[Shop] is now open to the Host!
"Shop?" Naruto thought to himself as he got another bite out of the fresh meat bun. The juices floated in his mouth as he tilted his head in confusion.
The [Shop] is a place where the Host can purchase consumables, weapons, techniques such as Genjutsu and Ninjutsu, Bloodlines, and other wondrous stuff!
"Wait, what?!" Naruto yelled as he jumped up, the meat within his bun falling onto the floor.
"Kaa-chan, kaa-chan, what is that onii-chan doing?" An attentive yet curious little girl asked her mother.
The girl's mother gave Naruto a glance, paying particular attention to his spiky blonde hair and 'scars' on his face. She turned to her child with worry and whispered. "Illya-chan, don't look at him. Let's go home quickly."
Naruto had the decency to blush as he coughed into hands.
"Open Shop"
[Shop]
-Items & Consumables
-Weapons
-Techniques
-Bloodlines
-?
"System-chan, what's with those question marks?"
Those are sections of the [Shop] that had yet been unlocked. The Host will need to fulfil certain criteria to be able to unlock them.
"Ohhhh… Open Items & Consumables!"
Items & Consumables:
-Military Ration Pills (75 IP)
-Three Colored Pills (150 IP)
-Blood Increasing Pill (50 IP)
…
…
…
-Anbu Mask [Kitsune] (500 IP)
-Shinobi Battle Armor (2,000 IP)
-Standard Anbu Uniform (2,500 IP)
-The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi vol. 1 (25,000 IP)
…
…
…
-Tailed Beast Drug (100,000 IP)
…
-Devil Fruit (1 Million-8 Billion IP)
-Chakra Fruit (10 Billion IP)
Naruto's jaw dropped as he found out that he could even purchase the Chakra Fruit! But what's with the cost?! 10 Billion IP?! His eyes teared a little as he saw he could even purchase his godfather's book!
"System-chan, what's IP?" Naruto asked. He knew he must get this item as Kaguya literally became God after consuming it!
IP stands for Item Points. For future reference, EXP means Experience. To receive IP and EXP, the Host will have to complete quests, gather materials to exchange with the system, or through other methods. The price of these items are not 'final' as they can be discounted with quest rewards or special items, or they can be reduced as per the system's judgment.
"Open Weapons!"
Weapons:
-Kunai (5 IP)
-Shuriken (5 IP)
-Explosive Tag (100 IP)
-Fuma Shuriken (100 IP)
-Katana (500 IP)
-Regular Puppet (500 IP)
…
-Hiramekarei (10,000 IP)
-Kabutowari (10,000 IP)
-Kiba (10,000 IP)
-Kubikiribocho (10,000 IP)
-Nuibari (10,000 IP)
-Shibuki (10,000 IP)
-Sword of Kusanagi [Sasuke Uchiha] (15,000 IP)
-Samehada (22,500 IP)
-Flying Thunder God Kunai x5 (25,000 IP)
…
-Hundred Puppet Army (50,000 IP)
-Third Kazekage Puppet (60,000 IP)
-Dragonslayer (1 Million IP)
-Yasaka Magatama (1 Million IP)
-RX-78-2 Gundam (1.5 Million IP)
-Sword of Totsuka + Gourd (2 Million IP)
-Yata Mirror (3 Million IP)
-Excalibur (25 Million IP)
-Avalon (100 Million IP)
…
-Death Note (1 Billion IP)
-SYSTEM ∀-99 ∀ Gundam (1 Billion IP)
-Sacred Gears (10,000 IP – 4 Billion IP)
-Ea (5 Billion IP)
…
"Okay… okay… Naruto relax… You can do this…" He told himself as he tried to calm himself, he could feel the blood surging throughout his body. If anyone were to look at him, they'll confuse him for a delinquent who had stumbled on adult materials for the first time.
"Okay, okay, stay calm." He let out a big breath and then yelled in his mind.
"OPEN BLOODLINES!"
Bloodline
-Ice Release (1 Million IP)
-Boil Release (1 Million IP)
-Lava Release (1 Million IP)
-Magnet Release (1 Million IP)
-Scorch Release (1 Million IP)
-Steel Release (1 Million IP)
-Storm Release (1 Million IP)
-Swift Release (1 Million IP)
-Mud Release (1 Million IP)
-Crystal Release (1 Million IP)
-Dark Release (1 Million IP)
-Explosion Release (1 Million IP)
-Dust Release (100 Million IP)
-Byakugan (5 Million IP)
-Sharingan [Matured] (10 Million IP)
-Mangekyo Sharingan [?] (150 Million IP)
-Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan (500 Million IP)
-Wood Release (800 Million IP)
-Rinnegan (1 Billion IP)
…
…
-Miscellaneous Bloodlines
"System, what's with the 'Miscellaneous Bloodlines'?"
The miscellaneous bloodlines subsection consists of bloodlines that are either unnamed from your world or unique bloodlines from other worlds including this.
"Open Miscellaneous Bloodlines!"
Miscellaneous Bloodlines:
-Kurama Clan's Bloodline (250,000 IP)
-Jugo Clan's Bloodline (400,000 IP)
-…
-…
-All for One (150 Million IP)
-Mystic Eyes of Death Perception (350 Million IP]
-True Ancestor (400 Million IP)
…
-Gate of Babylon (500 Million IP)*Exclude Ea
-Second Magic (900 Million IP
-Fifth Magic (900 Million IP)
"System, what's with the last few options for the Miscellaneous Bloodlines?"
The system cannot answer as it has deemed it unnecessary currently. As you progress, more and more bloodlines will be opened to you.
"Is there any limit to the number of bloodlines I can have?"
The Host may have as many bloodlines as possible, however, only five may be active at the same time. Bloodlines that are compatible with each other does not count to the Five Bloodline limit (ex: Obito's Mangekyo Sharingan is compatible with other Mangekyo(s) and does not count as '2' towards the limits, just '1'.)
"Hehehehe…" Naruto imagined himself wielding his father's jutsu while teleporting around with Susanoo and Mokuton… He couldn't help but drool at his wild imagination.
"Why is that creep drooling at us!"
"Ewwww! Disgusting! Let's run away before he finishes devouring us with his eyes and 'eat' us for real!" A few students wearing the female version of the Kuoh Uniform quickly ran away after witnessing Naruto's rather creepy expression.
"H-hey! I'm not a creep!" Naruto yelled as he ran after them to try and clear the misunderstanding.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaa! He's chasing after us! Saya-chan, call the cops!" The girls ran even faster as if their lives depended on it.
Out of breath, Naruto stopped as he gasped for air. "H-huff, once I get back my physical abilities—just you wait..."
The girls outran him as one of them was holding onto their phone and glaring back at him as she spoke into it.
The system suggests that the Host start running in the opposite direction.
Naruto immediately started running in the opposite direction, back to his small home.
Perhaps calling it 'small' was an understatement. It was huge. Almost the size of a mansion as it towered over the rest of the buildings the street over.
The architecture of the building made it look like it was sealed in time for hundreds and hundreds of years. The mansion-sized building had a classical Japanese-style design, with a garden and koi in the behind it. There was even an engawa if he just wanted to enjoy the view. There was an indescribable feeling of nature and architecture perfectly blended together. Imagine Naruto's surprise when he had even found a dojo in the back!
But the most attractive feature of the compound was the cherry blossom tree next to the building, it was massive—almost as high as the mansion itself. Even though Naruto had only been here once (when he was dropped here), he felt as if he had lived there his entire life—he was sure he could sleep under the tree without getting a cold!
The gate opened automatically as if it had detected his presence and the rightful owner entered.
As Naruto went into his house, he made sure to take off his shoes and put them on the indoor carpet as he stepped on the elevated platform that the rest of the house was on. He walked into the dining hall and plopped onto the tatami, he made sure to feel the grainy texture and realized that there wasn't even a speck of dust—not like he cared though.
Achievement Unlocked!
[Opened the Shop]
Reward: x1 Gacha Ticket.
"What's this? And why is this notification so late?" He wondered.
A [Gacha Ticket] is used for the lottery. The lottery can potentially give the user anything from the shop and even items that are not currently available in the shop. The notification was late due to the system deeming it unfit to notify the Host when he was in the act of running desperately.
"C-can you not mention that?! But, I don't want to be like baa-chan though." Naruto said as he remembered how bad gambling is as apparent by the debt that Tsunade was always swamped in.
The Host will always receive something, whether it be of no current use or potentially beneficial. One thing for sure is that the Host will never receive anything that is 'defective'.
"Well… if you say so… Roll!"
Suddenly in his mind, a sphere of different runes engraved on it appeared out of nowhere and started to spin. It spanned and spanned until the runes started to glow with colours all over the spectrum. The sphere started to unravel on itself as in its remnants, was a small wooden box.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" Naruto asked the system as the box manifested on his hands. He made sure to give it a thorough look, trying to find something.
…You open it?
"… It was an honest question dattebayo!"
Naruto took off the wooden cover of the box, and out came a small orangish pill. As he looked over the pill, a short description popped up. His cerulean eyes sparkled as he read the description.
[Temporary Ability Pill: Susanoo (Itachi)]
When consumed, the user will be able to temporarily use Itachi's Susanoo along its three Imperial Regalia for 30 minutes.
"Although it's only 30 minutes, this is a life-saving item! Thank the Sage! I was scared that I could be captured any moment due to those two weird girls! Thank you System-chan!"
The Host has great luck, there is no need to thank the system.
"Just accept my thanks!"
Achievement Unlocked!
[Used the Gacha for the First Time!]
Reward: x1 Gacha Ticket
"Roll!"
As Naruto watched the sphere spin, he couldn't help but feel expectant as his previous prize was downright awesome. "Wait… Am I getting addicted to this?! No, no, no. I have to stop relying on this lottery."
He couldn't rely on his luck all the time. In the end, everything is based on his abilities!
As the sphere unravelled itself and a rainbow box appeared. Naruto wondered why the colour had changed but his curiosity got the best of him as he quickly opened it. His jaws dropped as he could not comprehend the item that was inside the box. A loud sound resounded throughout the wooden walls as he slapped himself with his right hand.
In his left hand.
Laid a pair of panties.
T'was white panties.
With a cute rabbit imprinted on it.
He had to admit, it was kind of cute.
So cute that he started sweating immediately as his body itched all over.
[Levianthan's Most Treasured Pair of Panties]
Freshly worn panties of the famed Leviathan.
"System-chan, I take back my thanks. As a matter of fact, can you take this thing back too?"
Request denied. Anything won from the Gacha may not be returned.
"C-can you at least tell me how to get rid of this item?!"
Item Description Updated!
[Levianthan's Most Treasured Pair of Panties]
(Soulbound)
Freshly worn panties of the famed Leviathan.
As you take a closer look, you realize that on there is a little bit of browning. It took you a lot of effort to realize this. You should perhaps keep it a secret.
(?).
"WHY IS IT SOULBOUND TO ME?! WHAT'S WITH THE ADDITIONAL INFORMATION?!"
However, the next thing he heard from the system got him to start running. He ran to the entrance door and locked it. He ran to his room and closed the windows shut, he let the curtains down and locked his door. He jumped on top of a flatbed, one that was reminiscent of his own bed in Konoha and hid under the bedsheets.
System Alert!
[Leviathan has realized that her favourite pair of panties has been stolen!]
Naruto walked to the table and sat down on one of the two chairs there, looking at the concrete ceiling of the first floor. He brought lifted the panties up and stared at it.
Naruto got out of his bedsheets and stared at the wooden ceiling. He brought the panties up, about a foot away from his face and just stared at it.
"I don't know why you did this but please just go back to your owner or something..." Naruto pleaded as he talked to the panties like a madman.
System Alert!
[Rumors of the Leviathan searching for something is spreading throughout the Netherworld!]
Naruto immediately shoved the pair of panties into the inside pocket of his blazers.
System Notification!
[Pervert] has been raised to Lv.5!
Your actions are reminiscent of that of a pervert who had just stolen a pair of panties!
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT DATTEBAYO!" Naruto screamed as he pointed at nothing.
Item Description Updated!
[Levianthan's Most Treasured Pair of Panties]
(Soulbound)
Freshly worn panties of the famed Leviathan.
As you take a closer look, you realize that on there is a little bit of browning. It took you a lot of effort to realize this. You should perhaps keep it a secret.
Has a tracking spell inscribed onto the rabbit imprint.
"Why is there a tracking spell on it?! How many times has this been stolen?!"
System Alert!
[Leviathan has now entered Kuoh Town!]
"System-chan!? Didn't you say the gacha wouldn't give me anything bad?!"
The system mentioned that the Host will not receive anything 'defective'. [Leviathan's Most Treasured Pair of Panties] is not defective, as a matter of fact, the System deems it an [Legendary] item! The Host should be proud of his luck—to even manage to successfully steal one of the [Seven Treasures of the Netherworld]!
System Alert!
[Leviathan is outside the Host's compound!]
"HOLY SH—"