Cancer Man walked up to krycek and said "i want to quite smoking." Krycke
looked at him strangely and said "ok well i'll help u. why do u want to
quit?" Cancer man blushed and pulled out a locket of red hair from under
his shirt. "Shes a doctor so she doesnt like smoking." Krycek laughed
"Dat's sick man! isn't mulder dating scully?" he slapped cancer man with
his plastic hand. Cancer man hit him back. "So u gonna help me or what?"
Krycek nodded. "ok so what do u want me to do?" Cancer Man said "here
take my cigarettes." Krycek takes the cigarettes and says "ok so wat do i
do with them?" cancer man said "i dont care." Krycek stuffed all the
cigarettes in his mouth at once and lit them all and inhaled them all in
one breathe. "here take all my money to so i cant by any more." krycek to
his money. They stood around and stared at each other for a while. "so
you like scully?" "yeah." "to bad." "Why?!" krycke shrugged. "i dont
like girls." Cancer man looked surprised. Krycek smiled. "i like
mulder." "hes my sun you know." krycek nodded again. "uh huh." cancer
man smiled sadly. "i guess both our loves are hoepless."
They stood around some more in silence. Finally krycek said "so, wanna come back to my place?" cancer man said "sure" and they left, cancer man's wrinkled hand holding kryceks plastic one.
They stood around some more in silence. Finally krycek said "so, wanna come back to my place?" cancer man said "sure" and they left, cancer man's wrinkled hand holding kryceks plastic one.
