I AM HYPER AHAHAHHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
John was running through the hallways of his school because Dave was high off of apple juice. John didn't like it when Dave was high off of apple juice or maybe the apple juice was piss the would may never know. Ok back to the main story, So when Dave was high off of apple juice he got all flirty around John and this caused John to get awkward boners, John did not like that.
"Egbert, I have found you." Dave screams.
"Shit here comes the boner." John yells back.
Then they had hardcore buttsex...wait weren't they in a school. aw well fuck it. The end motherfuckers.
O_O wtf did I just write. I disappear for months and this is what I write...I have issues...I don't even ship this ship...