Mirror

If this was Daniel talking, he would say something witty and cute. But this isn't Daniel. I'M not Daniel. If I was Daniel, I wouldn't know half of what's happening on this planet. But, I'm not Daniel. My name is Zia.

I think we all know who Daniel is. Alien hunter, defender of earth, mortal enemy of the prayer, He-who-must-be-worshipped forevermore. And I don't hold any of that against him. I guess that having you parents killed at the age of three has made him juuuuuust a little self-centered. He does do a good job of knocking the aliens off the face of this planet though I'll give him that.

See, the problem with Daniel, and with all heroes, is that they never think about the repercussions of their actions. Has Daniel ever asked himself, "Jees, I just returned a 1000+ earth children to earth after over two years of being abducted. I wonder what they'll tell the police?" Or maybe something like; "I just killed a giant alien catfish/computer program and now an entire town that dropped off the face of the earth for over three months just re-appeared. I hope the government doesn't make a big deal out of it." Or my personal favorite, "I just caused the second Godzilla to emerge from the ocean in Japan and be fried in the ocean. How will this be explained to the rest of the world?"

He could at least spare a thought.

But, he doesn't.

You see, all these questions about the repercussions of his actions lead to one questions. Who cleans up Daniel's mess for him?

That would be me.