How America's Glasses Took Over the Universe Except Namek

by Isa The Awesome

Hey, kids, I'm going to tell you the crack-tastical story of how North & South Texas took over the Universe...except Namek...damn you Super Kami Guru. Contains an A:TLA reference and a very obvious DBZ reference. America & Mexico are such proud parents. Also, this story makes no sense as it was 3 am when I wrote this and Slim Shady was rapping at my chamber door.

Y'all ain't gon' believe this shit but here we go. So my homegirl named South Texas aka SoHo was with her twin nigga, North Texas aka Honkie and they were accompying their dad, America or White Boy at one of the World Meetings and everything was going well until they met up with SoHo & Honkie's real dad, Mexico. SoHo is actually helpful to him and all that good shit but Honkie's still pissed since that nigga blinded SoHo at the Battle of The Alamo and was a dick towards Honkie thereafter. SoHo forgave him but Honkie never did and that lead to Honkie trying to fight Mexico and SoHo tried to stop them but she lost control of her anger and yelled that it aint' Honkie that's blind but her. All the other countries heard and they're like What the Fuck? and such. Only White Boy knew and he told nobody and then they looked at her how can she see so well meaning yo, how the fuck is this bitch not with a dog and a cane and she told those old niggas. They followed her to a field where she fucking moved the Earth and shit. She then controlled the water and the blood around, went flying and then set her on fire. The countries were like Oh, shit but then she was like Nah, son, and turned into ashes and then came back as that bitch can change state and all that Elemental shit. They're like Shit damn, and she's like yeah, son, so can Honkie but that pussy don't do it cause he fears getting taken over but he can control the godamn elements. At that moment, Russia tries to kidnap them and they're Aw Hail Naw and go into that Avatar state were their eyes and tattos are glowing and they boil his blood until he's like Fuck that, I'm gonna go back to picking on Lithuania. So then, SoHo and Honkie began to take over the States and their adoptive dad and then their neighbors and their real Siblings and their Dad and their Uncles and then all of Europe and Asia. They had a big ass house in the middle of the Earth were they took over the World and soon the Universe. The End.

And me, well, I'm in charge of the Earth since they're out there trying to conquer Namek. They're gonna be fucked and I'm just waiting for them to come back.