A rewrite of what would've happened at the last time they met if Voldemort were the size of an ant and Dumbledore was the size of a giant
Dumbledore stepped through the Port Key gracefully and squished Bellatrix. Sirius had cursed her with the jelly legs jinx moments before and went outside to throw what remains of her into a gutter. Harry was still staring at Voldemort with a deep, despising look, but realized that Dumbledore was here, with a mixture of surprise and hate.
"Dumbledore, you're here to save me! Thank you, I always knew I was your favorite student!"
"I'm sorry Harry, but I'm actually here to take back my fake beard from Tom." Dumbledore says matter-of-factly.
Harry feeling stung, said, "Wow. Stop losing your beards to You-Know-Who, old man."
Dumbledore says, "Hello Tom, I see you've grown." And he slowly drew his wand out.
The Dark Lord exclaims "Why thank you Dumbledore, but sadly I have to kill you because you're so much taller than I am." Voldemort extracted his wand out and held his wand high above his head, and he said, "Avada Kedavra!"
Dumbledore recieved a nosebleed. "You monster! Your skills have somehow improved. I remember how every time you cast the Avada Kedavra spell it was you with your nose bleeding, Tom Riddle."
"I am so honored. Wait…was that sarcasm? Voldemort said.
Right after those words been uttered when the Order of the Phoenix had arrived. Soon, the entire Order of the Phoenix came from the door with wands at the ready. Tonks had accidentally tripped over her robes, and landed right on his highness, The Dark Lord, and crushed him.
"Great." Harry said. "Now we have to call him the Demolished Lord."
An empty silence envelopes the Death Chamber.
"So. This is awkward." Dumbledore breaks the silence.
"Yeah. I was expecting some more action." Harry said.
"Who wants to go to the Leaky Cauldron to get some butter beer?" asked Dumbledore.
"Me!" replied the entire Order of the Phoenix, Dumbledore's Army, and all the Death Eaters.
"But the Order has to pay "Draco Malfoy told them, taking off his hood.
"Wow. I guess working for the Demolished Lord doesn't have the pay benefits I thought it did."Harry replied.
"No, no it doesn't." Draco Malfoy sighed, while hugging Harry.
"I think that this story was supposed to turn out differently." Harry replied
A violently pink handbag comes thumping toward them.
"Oh, so that's what happened to the Dead Lord's snake Nagini!" Draco exclaimed.
The handbag explodes and showers everyone with galleons.
"Excellent!" Ron Weasley shouted. "Thanks Nagini! Now we can't kill the snake for sure, even if it is a horcrux."
Umbridge comes lumbering down to them and said in her ugly pathetic girly voice "Harry Potter, I condemn you to death!"
Harry flicked his wand casually and turned her into a toad, and stepped on her.
THE END