Its been a long time since I've written a story! Years in fact! My tastes have changed a lot!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Bleach or the characters or anything to do with it! This is purely for entertainment purposes!
Chapter 1: GOOD MORNING, ICHIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Another day. The sun was just coming over the horizen. Ichigo sat up slowly, stretched, then yawned loudly. He had been up late fighting a hollow and had hardly gotten any sleep.
"Kon. Hey Kon! Are you up yet?" Ichigo called for the Mod soul stuffed animal. He scanned around the room, but saw no sign of him.
But then he heard a rustling sound under the bed...
"Ichigo... I've been waiting for you..."
Ichigo froze; was that KON'S voice?
All in one motion, Kon flew out from under the bed, onto Ichigo's lap, and... kissed him.
"WHAT THE HELL, KON?" Ichigo threw Kon like a crazy person across the room, and quickly stood up. He rubbed his mouth violently,
trying to remove the imaginary Kon germs.
"What's wrong, Ichigo? I just... I just want to be with you! Why are you acting like this?" Kon threw his tiny arms up in the air in confusion.
"What are you talking about? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you playing a joke on me?" Ichigo was pissed.
"Oh, Ichigo! I can't take your rejection any longer!" Kon ran out of the room sobbing.
"Whatever." Ichigo shook his head and started getting ready for school. Then he noticed something else... his mirror was broken.
"That's strange..." Ichigo was curious, but had to eat breakfast now before he was late for school.
Ichigo walked downstairs, preparing himself for his dad's daily attack, but as he got to the kitchen, there was complete silence.
"Dad? Yuzu? Karin?" There was no one there. And no breakfast. Ichigo's stomache growled.
"Iiiiccchiigooo..." a familair voice came from the living room, but sounded very different. It was...
"DAD? ARE YOU SMOKING POT?"
Isshin was sitting in the middle of the floor, a huge smile on his face, "yes I am, you want some? Hehehehehe!"
Ichigo was stunned. First Kon, now his dad? Was he hallucinating?
He deceided he would just ignore his dad and make himself something to eat. But where was Yuzu and Karin? His question was answered all too soon.
Yuzu and Karin walked slowly into the kitchen, both covered in make-up, mini skirts, tube tops, high heels and wads of cash in their hand, "girl,
we had a good night." Karin put her arm around Yuzu. Yuzu smiled, "yeah I got like 20 guys, I'm rolling in the cash!" They both laughed and high fived. Ichigo nearly passed out.
"I'm sleeping. I have to be sleeping. This is not happening. NOT HAPPENING." Ichigo slapped himself in the face wildly. Just then, loud stomping came down the stairs.
"Yo, gee, what's happening in the hood fo rizzle my nizzle, dawg."
"R-r-r-rukia?" Ichigo's jaw dropped involuntarily. Her pants were around her knees, a cap on sideways, a shirt with the sleeves ripped off,
and steel toe workboots.
"Word. Peace out, homie." Rukia turned and left. Not too long after, there was a knock at the door. Ichigo was quick to answer it, hoping it was someone normal.
"Hey. What's up, dude?" said a skater with their hang hanging over their eyes. Ichigo didn't recognize them, but their voice sounded familiar...
"Ichigo, like, OMG totally!"
Ichigo turned in horror to see Chad running toward him. He was wearing a pink dress with red high heels. His lips were bright red and he had so much eyeliner on he could have been a raccoon.
"Chad, what the hell... is this?" Ichigo couldn't comprehend this situation anymore.
"Chad, dude. I think you lost my board dude. I've gotta impress some chicks with my tricks." said the skater.
Ichigo took a closer look... no...
"Orihime?"
"What is it, dude?" Orihime asked.
"Impress chicks with your tricks? What are you talking about? Why is Chad dressed like a woman?" Ichigo looked back and forth crazily between his two friends.
"What are you talking about, dude? We're not any different than normal. By the way, have you seen Tatsuki today? That chick is totally radical."
Orihime rambled on nonsense.
"So, like, Ichigo. I like, painted my nails, like purple today. They are, like, awesome!" Chad waved his hands in front of Ichigo's face.
"Chad, back off! What is wrong with you? Why are you guys doing this?" Ichigo was yelling now.
"Dude, calm down..." Orihime tried to shush him.
"No, screw you, I'm outta here!" Ichigo took off running down the street. He had had enough of all the craziness. If they were trying to pull some crazy stunt, it wasn't funny anymore.
Unfortunately, Ichigo didn't get very far. He quickly smashed right into someone.
"Geez, I'm sorry!" Ichigo immediately began apologizing, looking at the ground.
"Oh, it's okay! You're my best friend! It's no biggie!"
Best friend?
Ichigo looked up slowly. He saw a huge grin and... bright blue hair.
"GRIMMJOW!" Ichigo quickly grabbed for his substitute badge, but Grimmjow grabbed his hand.
"What are you doing, buddy? There's no one to fight around here!" Grimmjow said cheerfully.
"I think... I think I'm going to be sick..." Ichigo bent over and breathed deeply.
"I was on my way to walk to school with you, bud!"
"No... you don't GO to school. You're an arrancar! What the hell is going on?"
"Of course I go to school, what are YOU talking about?"
Ichigo simply starred at Grimmjow. Was it a dream? Hallucination? Maybe the hollow from last night caused it? Whatever it was, Ichigo was going to find out soon, before he lost his mind.
Even though it was COMPLETELY CRAZY AND STUPID, Ichigo walked with Grimmjow to school. He watched Grimmjow's every move, not trusting him one bit.
"What would you say if I told you I loved you, Ichigo?" Grimmjow looked to him and smiled.
"I would say, shut the the hell up." Ichigo wished he could just ignore it. He was thinking though, since Grimmjow was the enemy, possibly he might have SOMETHING to do with this, so maybe it was best to just play along.
Or maybe it wasn't...
"Ichigo. I cut myself again last night. I listened to Good Charlotte and popped some pills too."
It was Tatsuki.
"Seriously? You too?" Ichigo grabbed his head in frustration.
"I really need someone to talk to..." Tatsuki walked up to Ichigo and layed her head on his chest.
"Tatsuki, back off... what is wrong with you?" Ichigo gently pushed her back. She began to sob.
"No one... no one likes me!" Tatsuki ran off crying.
Grimmjow shook his head, "Ichigo, you should have been nicer."
"What? Nicer?"
"Yes, nicer. That was pretty cold."
Ichigo was speechless. Here he was having a conversation about being nicer with Grimmjow of all people. GRIMMJOW.
"Ichigo."
Ichigo shuddered. Who was it this time?
He turned to see a familiar face, with long black hair.
"I've been looking forward to seeing you, you wonderful man." It was Byakuya. He wrapped his arms around Ichigo and squeezed tighty.
"Byakuya? You too?" Ichigo couldn't get out of the grip.
"I'm here too, Ichigo! Look, I'm think Im getting shorter! YEAY!" Toshiro walked up and began jumping up and down happily.
"Why are you two here?" Ichigo asked.
"Oh, we're just here to see you!" Byakuya smiled at him, finally letting Ichigo go.
"Yes. So glad to see you. No sarcasm at all."
Renji joined the group also.
"Renji! I'm glad to see you! You won't believe what has been happening..." Ichigo ran up to Renji, hoping to have someone to vent to.
"Why are you talking to me? Get away from me!" Renji shoved Ichigo away.
"Hey, don't touch my best friend like that!" Grimmjow pointed at Renji.
"I'll do whatever I want!" Renji yelled back.
Ichigo could not believe this. Renji hated him and Grimmow loved him? What next?
Meanwhile... Somewhere... Else...
"The plan is working. He has no idea."
"Yes, no idea! It's brilliant! Bwahahahaha!"
"Bwahahahahaha!"
Two figures stood in the sky, watching the spectacle below... but who were they? Hm...
To be continued! (If I get enough reason to continue it)
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