I do not own Death Note. (But wouldn't that be fun??)
Note!! Just so you know (cuz I know someone will ask!!) Ryuku equals Ryuk.
Attempt 1: Insanity
It was a lovely day in Kanto. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everyone was in a good mood.
Except for one, Raito Yagami.
He was handcuffed in a jail cell. He had a bed, camera pointing at him, and an annoying Shinigami name Ryuku.
"Ney, Raito… I want an apple…"
Damn Shinigami, you know I can't get you one.
He had the perfect plan to get out of here. He didn't even have to lose his memories to convince L that he wasn't Kira! It really was perfect. Kira is smart. So it he acted like an idiot for just a little bit he couldn't possibly be Kira. Then he could say that he must have gone crazy while he was in the cell. Brilliant.
"Ney, Raito."
Perfect.
"Ney, Ryuku."
"Are you mocking me?"
'Ryuk?' L was watching the teen in his cell.
"Raito-kun? Is everything alright?"
"Ney, Raito." I like this game!
"Ney, Ryuku."
"Ney, Raito."
"Ney, Ryuku."
Poor L could only hear:
"Ney, Ryuku…. Ney, Ryuku…."
"Raito-kun, what is 'Ryuku?'"
It was working.
"My friend." He pointed at Ryuku.
"Raito, you know he can't see me."
"Ryuku, this is my other friend, Ryuzaki." He pointed to the camera. He smiled to the camera. "Ryuzaki, this is Ryuku. Now we're all friends. So I guess this means Raito's friends are Ryuzaki's friends. So let's all get along now."
Why are you acting like this, Raito? It's not like you. Are you trying to prove you are not Kira? No, this is too childish for even him.
"Raito-kun, there is no one in there with you." He turned the microphone off.
"What if Raito is at his limit?" asked Matsuda.
"No. Raito-kun would last longer than this."
"Hey, are you saying he is faking it so you'll let him out?" Aizawa asked angrily.
"No. This just doesn't… seem like him."
On the computer all they could hear was, "Ney, Ryuku…. Ney, Ryuku…. Ney, Ryuku…."