A/N: Was anyone else upset with the whole receding hairline thing? Especially since it's a hereditary thing, and Lucius was not balding? Well, while on the bus to NYC, I decided to write a series of drabbles, to make fun of the parts of DH I disliked or found were left off unexplainably. So here's the first one. Enjoy!
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Scorpius Malfoy turned towards his father, who was tending to a precariously balanced pan over their fireplace, "Dad… why are we cooking the muggle way?"
"Because I need to beat Potter's cooking skills!"
"O-kay then… Can I help?"
"Not now Scorp."
"No really! I promise I won't be clumsy this-YAGH!"
A pause.
"AHHHH!!!! Help! My hair's on fire!"
"Auguamenti! Honey, you're a wizard, remember?"
"Get me a mirror! Quick!"
"..."
"Hey Scorp? Sorry, but Daddy can't see you off to Hogwarts this year. Harry will think he's balding."
"…"
"Dad... Are you CRYING?"
"…"
"… you ARE!"
"Daddy just really misses his hair."
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A/N: So there you have it. 100 words that are complete nonsense. Want more? You know what to do ; )
Cheers!
-Serpentilia