Title: House Party 1
Author: Iccess-America
Rating: PG-13 for mild non descriptive violence and a curse word.
Category: Humor
Disclaimer: You know the drill and if you don't......I don't own CRAP related to the WWE, Sprite, or Jell-O (I do however own those little instant boxes but not the company). Don't sue me. If you try, you'll get nothing because I own NOTHING and I'm broke. I however do own Layna, Adrian, (you can't have them....) and Pizza Boy (you can borrow him for a nickel and a pen cap..... or maybe just the nickel. Then again my permission will do just fine.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN: // I'm BACK! Did you miss me? I told you I'd be out with the sequel soon. Toward the end of the story I need suggestions for new stories and plots to torture my muses. The third story in the series, 'The Waiting Room' is under way. Write in your review if you want to be in it. On w/the story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's time for Iccess' first house party. We zoom to the living room where Robyn is cleaning and outside, where Layna is filling the pool with chocolate pudding.
Robyn: Why do you get to fill the pool w/chocolate pudding? You don't even like chocolate pudding.
Layna: Don't worry; the Jacuzzi is filled with vanilla pudding.
Robyn: Okay, that's better I guess. Did you send out the invitations?
Layna: What invitations?
Robyn: The ones I specifically put on your desk.
Zoom to Layna's desk where 15+ invitations are stacked in white envelopes along with a massive amount of other anonymous clutter.
Robyn: You didn't mail the invitations did you?
Layna: Would I be lying if I said yes?
Robyn: You mean we've been working our butts off planning a party and no one's coming?! I'll have Adrian hand deliver them.
Layna: NO! Adrian can't be trusted. Besides, I think he might have been watching Hannibal again and you can't stop him when he has a craving for human flesh.
Robyn: Good point.......Hey I know. [Walks over to her computer] I'll just see if anyone's on the chat and invite them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Iccess has logged on to Muses Party Chat
NCSkittles: Hey, I didn't think anyone was on.
Iccess: Well I wouldn't be but.......
Clueless120 has logged on to Muses Party Chat
Clueless120: Hey guys, its Layna.
NCSkittles:?
Clueless120: Been meaning to get a new 1. I used to be a big fan of the show.
Iccess: You'd be surprised to know how much her s/n says about her..... *snickers* ^_^
Clueless120: *_* I resent that! Just for the comment I'm taking out the chocolate pudding!
Iccess: Okay.
Clueless120 has logged off.
NCSkittles: Chocolate pudding?
Iccess: Don't ask.
NCSkittles: So you wanted to talk?
Iccess: Having a party, like it if you came, yet I don't have much time left & need to invite (more) peeps.
NCSkittles: I'll invite people if you want.
Iccess: Sure. Let's see, RVD, Billy, Jericho, Cena.........
NCSkittles:!
Super_Shane has logged on to Muses Party Chat.
Iccess: Let me guess who this is.
Super_Shane: And you would be right citizen...........uh, who is this again?
Iccess: The all powerful ruler and decider of your destiny.
Super_Shane: Oh, hi. How's your head?
Iccess: Huh?
Super_Shane: Hitting your head against the wall......
Iccess: Oh that! Yeah, uh, better. So anyway come to my party! Layna didn't mail the invites. As I was saying I invited Cena........
Super_Shane/NCSkittles:!
Iccess: I needed a DJ and he's the only one I could get short notice. Where was I? Oh, Edge & Christian, Matt, Shawn..........
NCSkittles: *cringe*
Iccess: What?
NCSkittles: Nothing.
NCSkittles has logged off.
Super_Shane: ?
Super_Shane has logged off.
Iccess has logged off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Robyn: I wonder what his problem is.
Layna: Whose problem?
Robyn: Uh, no one.
Layna: Right.
Robyn: What?
Layna: What did Jeff say?
Robyn: Uh, he said he would send out the invites.
Layna: So why was he all *cringe* when you mentioned Shawn's name?
Robyn: How......?
Layna: Reading over your shoulder. So?
Robyn: Shane doesn't know what's wrong with him.
Layna: Shane knows nothing.
Robyn: Point. (No offense)
Layna: Anyway, I was looking for the red Jell-O.
Robyn: Red Jell-O?
Layna: [Looking suspiciously up to something] Uh, I gotta go, later. [Runs out of the room]
[Doorbell rings] (We haven't had one of those lately have we?)
Layna: I'll get it!
Who's at the door but....... RVD!
RVD: Dudetts!
Layna: Who invited him?
Adrian: Dude!
RVD: Dude! Layna/Robyn: We should have known.
Layna: I thought you looked over the guest list.
Robyn: I was in a hurry LAYNA.
Layna: Granted.
RVD: Adrian said you might need some help.
Layna: Uh......sure. We need about 20 or 30 bottles of Sprite por favor (please)
RVD: Because I SAID SO. Or I'll have the author write you into the Realm of the Unknown.
RVD: Dudett, SO not cool.
Layna: And stop saying cool.
RVD: Again, so not c.........
Layna: [Glare]
RVD: Chilly.
Layna: Now get the Sprite.
RVD: [Swallows] yes ma'am. *Runs away*
Robyn: Adrian, could you please note invite people when it's NOT your party!
Adrian: Uh.......okay. But I told Jeff and Shawn to get here early because you might need help with the.........uh..........
Robyn: The what?
Layna: Snacks, food, and stuff.
Adrian: Yeah stuff. [To Layna] nice cover.
Robyn: Alright, why do I feel like this isn't my party anymore?
*Layna: Because it isn't anymore.
*Adrian: Hey, what's up with that giant hot tub of pudding? Mmmmm........vanilla.
[Doorbell rings]
Layna: I'll get that. [Goes to the door]
Robyn: I'll go try to make sense of my life tough that can't be accomplished no matter how hard I try. [Goes to her room]
Adrian: And I'll go help myself to some pudding. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN: / I hope you like this chapter. I'm sorta tired b/c I'm busy all week and this chapter is 11 pages. I feel very proud of myself and I've started writing the third story called 'My Muses in: 'The Waiting Room' primarily staring Goddess of Malevolence as my tormenting secretary. Who do I torment in the first chapter? Wait and see. R/R please! Now on to chapter 2!
Author: Iccess-America
Rating: PG-13 for mild non descriptive violence and a curse word.
Category: Humor
Disclaimer: You know the drill and if you don't......I don't own CRAP related to the WWE, Sprite, or Jell-O (I do however own those little instant boxes but not the company). Don't sue me. If you try, you'll get nothing because I own NOTHING and I'm broke. I however do own Layna, Adrian, (you can't have them....) and Pizza Boy (you can borrow him for a nickel and a pen cap..... or maybe just the nickel. Then again my permission will do just fine.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN: // I'm BACK! Did you miss me? I told you I'd be out with the sequel soon. Toward the end of the story I need suggestions for new stories and plots to torture my muses. The third story in the series, 'The Waiting Room' is under way. Write in your review if you want to be in it. On w/the story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's time for Iccess' first house party. We zoom to the living room where Robyn is cleaning and outside, where Layna is filling the pool with chocolate pudding.
Robyn: Why do you get to fill the pool w/chocolate pudding? You don't even like chocolate pudding.
Layna: Don't worry; the Jacuzzi is filled with vanilla pudding.
Robyn: Okay, that's better I guess. Did you send out the invitations?
Layna: What invitations?
Robyn: The ones I specifically put on your desk.
Zoom to Layna's desk where 15+ invitations are stacked in white envelopes along with a massive amount of other anonymous clutter.
Robyn: You didn't mail the invitations did you?
Layna: Would I be lying if I said yes?
Robyn: You mean we've been working our butts off planning a party and no one's coming?! I'll have Adrian hand deliver them.
Layna: NO! Adrian can't be trusted. Besides, I think he might have been watching Hannibal again and you can't stop him when he has a craving for human flesh.
Robyn: Good point.......Hey I know. [Walks over to her computer] I'll just see if anyone's on the chat and invite them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Iccess has logged on to Muses Party Chat
NCSkittles: Hey, I didn't think anyone was on.
Iccess: Well I wouldn't be but.......
Clueless120 has logged on to Muses Party Chat
Clueless120: Hey guys, its Layna.
NCSkittles:?
Clueless120: Been meaning to get a new 1. I used to be a big fan of the show.
Iccess: You'd be surprised to know how much her s/n says about her..... *snickers* ^_^
Clueless120: *_* I resent that! Just for the comment I'm taking out the chocolate pudding!
Iccess: Okay.
Clueless120 has logged off.
NCSkittles: Chocolate pudding?
Iccess: Don't ask.
NCSkittles: So you wanted to talk?
Iccess: Having a party, like it if you came, yet I don't have much time left & need to invite (more) peeps.
NCSkittles: I'll invite people if you want.
Iccess: Sure. Let's see, RVD, Billy, Jericho, Cena.........
NCSkittles:!
Super_Shane has logged on to Muses Party Chat.
Iccess: Let me guess who this is.
Super_Shane: And you would be right citizen...........uh, who is this again?
Iccess: The all powerful ruler and decider of your destiny.
Super_Shane: Oh, hi. How's your head?
Iccess: Huh?
Super_Shane: Hitting your head against the wall......
Iccess: Oh that! Yeah, uh, better. So anyway come to my party! Layna didn't mail the invites. As I was saying I invited Cena........
Super_Shane/NCSkittles:!
Iccess: I needed a DJ and he's the only one I could get short notice. Where was I? Oh, Edge & Christian, Matt, Shawn..........
NCSkittles: *cringe*
Iccess: What?
NCSkittles: Nothing.
NCSkittles has logged off.
Super_Shane: ?
Super_Shane has logged off.
Iccess has logged off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Robyn: I wonder what his problem is.
Layna: Whose problem?
Robyn: Uh, no one.
Layna: Right.
Robyn: What?
Layna: What did Jeff say?
Robyn: Uh, he said he would send out the invites.
Layna: So why was he all *cringe* when you mentioned Shawn's name?
Robyn: How......?
Layna: Reading over your shoulder. So?
Robyn: Shane doesn't know what's wrong with him.
Layna: Shane knows nothing.
Robyn: Point. (No offense)
Layna: Anyway, I was looking for the red Jell-O.
Robyn: Red Jell-O?
Layna: [Looking suspiciously up to something] Uh, I gotta go, later. [Runs out of the room]
[Doorbell rings] (We haven't had one of those lately have we?)
Layna: I'll get it!
Who's at the door but....... RVD!
RVD: Dudetts!
Layna: Who invited him?
Adrian: Dude!
RVD: Dude! Layna/Robyn: We should have known.
Layna: I thought you looked over the guest list.
Robyn: I was in a hurry LAYNA.
Layna: Granted.
RVD: Adrian said you might need some help.
Layna: Uh......sure. We need about 20 or 30 bottles of Sprite por favor (please)
RVD: Because I SAID SO. Or I'll have the author write you into the Realm of the Unknown.
RVD: Dudett, SO not cool.
Layna: And stop saying cool.
RVD: Again, so not c.........
Layna: [Glare]
RVD: Chilly.
Layna: Now get the Sprite.
RVD: [Swallows] yes ma'am. *Runs away*
Robyn: Adrian, could you please note invite people when it's NOT your party!
Adrian: Uh.......okay. But I told Jeff and Shawn to get here early because you might need help with the.........uh..........
Robyn: The what?
Layna: Snacks, food, and stuff.
Adrian: Yeah stuff. [To Layna] nice cover.
Robyn: Alright, why do I feel like this isn't my party anymore?
*Layna: Because it isn't anymore.
*Adrian: Hey, what's up with that giant hot tub of pudding? Mmmmm........vanilla.
[Doorbell rings]
Layna: I'll get that. [Goes to the door]
Robyn: I'll go try to make sense of my life tough that can't be accomplished no matter how hard I try. [Goes to her room]
Adrian: And I'll go help myself to some pudding. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN: / I hope you like this chapter. I'm sorta tired b/c I'm busy all week and this chapter is 11 pages. I feel very proud of myself and I've started writing the third story called 'My Muses in: 'The Waiting Room' primarily staring Goddess of Malevolence as my tormenting secretary. Who do I torment in the first chapter? Wait and see. R/R please! Now on to chapter 2!