What if Mega Man Were more like Astroboy!

Megaman qoke up to find Dr.light has mad the improvments on him!

Dr.lightsays : Rock i upgaded your bodysuit so theat you control the secon forces."

"The sceven forces?!"

Then rock saw as he transformed into megaman.

"its been redesigned! Rock lamented.

"And how!" It was just the spandex-looking part with circus sneakers (I mean boots).

I'm almost neked!" Rock squeaked! "And wheres my helmot?"

"No on needs that crusty old thing, now I gave you a shiny TV antennae mickeymouse style solid haircut and vibrant eyelashes!

"But are they necessare?"

"Try it!" Dr.light said.

And rock did! It was okay - finger lasers!!

"Whao thats cool!" Rock said. "Hope the rest are up my alley!"

Then butt-mounted things popped outta the rear!

"What the-!"

Sudden the thing fire pistols!

"AHHHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF ROBOTS POOPING?!?!"

"Actually it comes out the hips."

"TECHNICALITIES, SHUT IT OFF SHUT IT OFF AHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Then Megaman got it turned off since his 'constipation' was otta control.

"Why in the world did you give me that/it's like a weird senation!

"Sorry Megaman hope the rest are good." Dr.light says.

So Megaman try the rest!

"Hmm... Eye visions? interesting. And supergreat hearing!"

Dr.light was poud!

"Umm but thats clearly not seven forces dottor even i know that."

Dr.light stop him. "no plotholes after all it's a kid's show!"

"Whatever." Rock said wonder what he say. In place of arm cannon...

"Yay a rocket I can fly like peterpanbot at last!"

"Yes and they're in your legs to!"

"Awelsum!" Megaman fly too hard thought and crash in ceiling.

"EEEEEEEK!!"

"Sorry..."

Rock come down looking ambarsed.

"I shoot through girl's legs and it naughty..."

"Mega!" Dr.legiht says and calls upward "sorry miss nameless co-worker about my overpowered boy robot!"

"Oh, bless his little metallic heart!"

"Umm, anything else i shood know?" Rock aks.

Why yes." Dr.light say. "You are now about 1,000,000 horsepower!"

"qwertyuiop?!?!" Rock freeze.

"Yes give or take a few thousand."

"Are you INSANE !>! That's madness! Power that shoodnot exit! My god I'm like an army of Gutsmen! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! That's VOLATILE?!!!!"

"Relax Rock your just not used to it."

"And what use is it to you, it's too much! I demand that you - OW M GOD LASERS ARE FIRING OUTTA MY ASS AGAIN!!!!!"

More to come...