DISCLAIMER: All rights of original Bleach characters/story go to Tite Kubo (we love you!). I will also be referencing a LOT of songs and using ones that I think could sound like something Grimmjow or Ichigo would sing. But I will give the original artist as I mention the songs, so they can get the credit they deserve and you guys can look up the songs if you are curious. Enjoy!

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Saya pushed open the backstage doors and strode through the busy stage crew. She could hear Grimmjow's voice blaring from the speakers on the stage. She had gotten a call from Telsa, Nnoitora's agent, that Grimmjow had gone out on stage after throwing back a few to many and was trying to get the band to let him sing this new song he has just thought of in his drunken state.

No one had been able to convince him not to go on, so they had called her in hopes of getting him to calm down. Saya had been expecting Grimmjow to be out there causing a riot, but this…this was unacceptable. After everything she had done as his wife to take care of him and their child…THIS is what he decided to write a song about?

"DAm that's an UGLY BAA-BY!

God DAM! THAT"S AN UGLY ASS BABAAY!"

(A/N: Baby, by Stephen Lynch. Here's a link to a youtube video, the whole song is pretty funny: watch?v=d3zpT502CEs)

Saya got to corner entrance to the front stage and looked out to see Grimmjow singing away on his guitar with a gigantic picture of their daughter, Nel, projected behind him for everyone to see. And Grimmjow was smiling and cracking up as he went on.

"I give the Doc a smack'n say,

Can't you stuff her back in?

Cuz Damn that's an Ugggly Baby!"

"That Son-of-a-BITCH!" Saya cried. How could he use his own daughter for such an insulting song?! Nel was her little Princess! "GRIMMJOW YOU JACKASS!" Saya headed straight for him but was stopped by Yami, the bouncer.

"It makes me want to cryyyy,

when I look into her Good eye…"

"Get the hell outta my way Yami!"

"I can't let you out there Saya! Don't make me do this the hard way!" Yami blocked her path.

"MOVE!" Saya kicked Yami in the kneecap and the burly steroid-user toppled over in pain.

"I always wanted kiiids,

Is it wrong to ask for SIDS?"

Some of the members in the crowd started booing. Grimmjow kept strumming his guitar and just cackled wickedly at the audience.

"F*ck you! It's my f*ckin baby!" he shouted at the audience. (A/N: I didn't even know what SIDS was….I had to look it up..)

"GRIMMJOW!" Saya stormed out on to the stage into the spotlight.

"Hah!" Grimmjow smirked at her drunkenly and kept playing his guitar. "Ladies and gentleman, I give you the smoking hot mama of this ugly ass bab—"

"I WANT A DIVORCE!" she screamed in Grimmjow's face.

The whole crowd ooooo'ed with shock and gasped.

Grimmjow's grin slowly died down as he realized what she had just said. Gin, the bassist of S.M.U.R.F'ed, nearly opened his ever-squinting eyes at what was unfolding before him, though he shouldn't have been surprised. Nnoitora, the lead guitarist, just laughed. Szayel, the drummer, simply sighed with annoyance that yet another one of their concerts was being ruined thanks to Grimmjow's dramatics.

"Saya…." He breathed into the microphone. "You can't f*Ckin joke about something like that on stage," he said tensely.

"THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T GRIMMJOW! YOU DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE BIRTH OF YOUR DAUGHTER ON STAGE! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO NEL!" Saya pointed at the picture of their baby.

"Babe—"

"BABE?" Saya blared in his face. "DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABE?! YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT! GOD GRIMMJOW YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS!" she threw her arms up and turned to get off the stage. She was done.

"Saya!" Grimmjow set down his guitar and ran after her. Everyone in the audience was staring at him. "Don't f*cking walk away from me!" He grabbed her arm and wretched her towards him.

"Let me go Grimmjow!"

"Stop you're bitching! You're making me look bad!"

"Let Go."

"Shut up and give me a f*ckin kiss—"

*BAM*

She punched him hard across the face, and he side-stepped backwards, clutching his bloody jaw.

"WHAT THE F*CK SAYA?!

"GO TO HELL JACKASS! OH, and in case you're wondering what's for dinner when you get home, FIX SOMETHING YOURSELF CUZ I WON'T BE THERE AND NEITHER WILL NEL!" Saya turned on her heel and left him there bleeding.

"FINE! SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT!" Grimmjow kicked one of the mic stands of the stage and into the crowd. Someone screamed out in pain, others cheered.

Nnoitora took a few lanky strides to catch up with Saya as she walked off the stage.

"Tough break huh Saya?…Sooo sorry to hear about the bad news."

Saya flashed an angry look at him as she stepped over a still crying Yami.

"But if you're serious about this whole leaving Grimmjow thing, and you need a place to sleep over, my bed is always open to—"

"For God SAKES Nnoitora! NO!" Saya sprinted past the spoon-faced guitarist and left the building.

Six years they had been married and for six years Saya had pretended Grimmjow's tours and concerts and late nights had never bothered her. But this. Bringing Nel into the picture and humiliating her onstage with that song. That was the last straw and Saya doubted she would ever forgive him for it.

"Rukia was right," Saya said to herself as she stomped out to her car. "I should have never married Grimmjow Jeagerjaques….I should've gone to school for a Middle Earth historian instead."

To Be Continued…

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It has begun! Stay tuned for more and some baby-siting horrors of Nel's younger days!

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