No, I don't own the Titan AE characters or the Pokemon. blah blah blah....
Episode 14....
*theme music plays*
Stith: Good morning everybody! Our third week on air is about to come to a close, and boy do we have an interesting show today!
Preed: Eh, Precious, why are there so many kids in the audience today?
Stith: Because on the show today we have the Pokeman trainer, Ash, and he's going to bring all of his Pokeman!
Kid in Audience: That's PokeMON! Get it right you dillweed!!!!
Stith: *growls* Why you little..!!!
Preed: Now now, control yourself precious.
Stith: Anyway, we're going to have the Poke...mon on the show.
Preed: Aww...crap! I'd rather have a Poke-in-the-eye! *groan*
Audience: BOOO!!!!!
Stith: Ehem, Preed, it's not going to be that bad. At least we don't have to worry about perverted guests this time!
Preed: Yeah...but the writers are still perverts! *smiles* Hmmm.........Pokeman..
Same Kid: PokeMON!!!!!
Preed: Yeah, whatever...do they have anything to do with Pac-Man?
Stith: I don't think so...Only one of them is entertaining!
Preed: But they both only have two frames of animation!
Stith: Oooh, right! Haha!
Preed: You know, I used to have a crush on Mrs. Pac-Man.
Stith: Why doesn't that suprise me? *rolls eyes*
Preed: She's hot!!!! Just look at those lushious curves!
Stith: *groans*
Audience: Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash!
Preed: Ass? Well, if you insist. *bends over*
Stith: PREED!!! They said ASH!!! They're growing impatient....let's bring out our guest!
*Ash walks out with Pikachu to massive hooting and screaming*
Girl in Audience: I love you Ash!!!!! ahh..*faints*
Stith: Hi, I see you have lots of fans!
Ash: Hi Stith! Gee wiz! It's great to be here!
Stith: So Ash, *looks at Pikachu*, what's his name? He sure is cute!
Boy in audience: You don't know?!!! Oh my god!!!!! What an idiot! That's Pikachu! He's an electric Pokemon and is good against water Pokemon!
Stith: Someone's obsessive!!! Ehem! *glares at kid*
Ash: Yes, Pikachu's name is Pikachu. Isn't that right Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!
Stith: Awww.....how adorible!
*Pikachu grabs Preed's leg*
Preed: Ack!! Get him off!! It's humping my leg!!!
Stith: I figured you'd enjoy that!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!
Preed: Help! Rape!
Ash: Teehee...oh Preed, you big silly! Pikachu loves you!
Pikachu: Pika!
Preed: That's what I'm afraid of!
Stith: That's a first!
*Ash makes a noise and Pikachu stops*
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Ash: Leave the big metal head alone Pikachu.
Pikachu:....Pika......*looks hurt*
Preed: It's 'bout time! Damn Pokemen!
Kid in Audience: I said it's PokeMON!
Stith: Security!!!
Preed: Man Ash, you sure have a high pitched voice! did you ever hit puberty?
Ash: What's that? Hehe! ou're silly using funny words!
Preed: *looks at Stith* He sure is G rated!
Stith: GOOD!
Preed: Damn!
Stith: Ash....may I ask Pikachu a question?
Ash: OK!
Stith: So Pikachu, how do you justify being locked up in a tiny ball all of the time?
Pikachu: Pikachu!!
Stith: Hmmm? Excuse me?
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!!
Stith: What?
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!
Stith: Huh?
Preed: What did he say?
Stith: I don't know.....
Preed: I think it's broken Ash!
Ash: Oh Pikachu isn't broken, are you Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: See?
Stith: Is that all that he can say?
Ash: Yep!
Preed: That sucks!
Girl in audience: Mommy! The big smelly alien said a bad word!
Preed: Oh my god.....*slaps forhead*
Stith: I don't get it....why is that all that he can say?
Kid: You twit!!!!
Preed: Did he say tit?
Stith: OFF! Get out of here now! *draws blaster*
Kid: Oh fine but you wouldn't be so tough if I had my level 99 Mewtwo!!!!
Stith: Whatever......Preed! Save me! These kids are crazy!!!
Preed: I'd be delighted!
Stith: Actually on second thought......never mind....Ash, I can't communicate with Pikachu here.
Ash: Why not?
Stith: IT ONLY SAYS PIKACHU!!!
Ash: Pikachu doesn't mind living in a little ball! That's what Pikachu said!
Preed: *looks at Stith* The lad's nuts my dear!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!! Pikachu!!!!
*grabs Preed yet again*
Preed: AHHH!!!!!! GET! OFF!!! *kicks Pikacu across the auditorium*
Pikachu: Piiiikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ash: Don't do that to Pikachu!
Preed: That's the horniest Pokeman I've ever seen!
Another kid: PokeMON!!!...not man!
Stith: Uh........so what else do you have Ash? Any other Pokeman?....I mean Pokemon.....
Ash: How about Jigglypuff.
Stith: That's sounds harmless....ok.
Ash: JIGGLYPUFF! GO!!!!
Preed: Settle down!
Stith: Jigglypoof was it?
Ash: That's Jigglypuff!
Stith: Oops...
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?
Preed: I got your jiggly!
Stith: Preed!
Preed: Gettin' jiggy wit it! Woo!!!!
Ash: Now don't get Jigglypuff mad or Jigglypuff'll hurt you!
Preed: Oh I'm sure......
Stith: Ash....
Ash: Yes?
Stith: Let me give you a hint....try using PRONOUNS!!!!
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!!!
Preed: Oh crap....this one can't talk either, can it?
Stith: *groans*
*Jigglypuff grabs Preed's leg*
Preed: AAAH!! This one too!!!
Ash: Teehee!
Stith: OK...no more Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?.....
Preed: Hmmmm...ooh, he looks like a big delicious marshmellow!! mmmm *begins salivating*
Stith: Preeed!...NO!
Preed: But?
Stith: Control yourself!
Preed: Awww...fine, can I eat you instead?
Stith: NO! GROSS!
Preed: It's OK.....I already had my turn!
Stith: RRR! Preed, I'll kill you!
Ash: Jigglypuff can kill him.
Preed: AH! NO!........Kinda morbid aren't you?
Stith: No Ash...leave the co-host alone.
Preed: Whew....
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!!!!!
Stith: AAAAH!!! Talk right!!!! *draws blaster and fires* *Jigglypuff explodes*
Kids: AAAH!!! NOOOOO!!!! *some of them begin crying....*
Preed: Nice going precious!
Stith: Sorry!
Ash: Awww gee willickers.....now I have to catch another one!
Stith: What?! Ash, that's wrong,....catching these poor things, making them live in little balls, and then forcing them to battle each other! That's cruelty!
Ash: Teehee! I'll be the greatest Pokemon trainer ever!
Preed: That's something to brag about.......eh, now what?
Ash: I have a suprise! Let me get my balls out.
Stith: ASH!
Preed: *gasp* Did he just-
Ash:-*pulls out Pokeball.*
Preed: Oh...
Stith: Whew.....
Ash: I have a new never before seen Pokemon!
Kids: YAY!!!!!!!
Stith and Preed: yay...
Stith: So what's it called?
Ash: You'll see! COCKAROO GO!!!!!
Stith: Do you have to be so dramatic? Yeesh.......
Ash: What are you talking about?
Preed: Cockaroo? What? *laughs*
Ash: It's a kangaroo like Pokemon! Like you Stith!
Stith: I'm not a kangaroo!!!! *hops up and down*
Preed: Hehe! I believe you, mate!
Stith: Preed!
Cockaroo: Cockaroo!
Preed: Cock?
Cockaroo: Cock?
Preed: Cock!
Cockaroo: Cock cock cock!
Preed: Cock!
Stith: Stop that!!
Preed: I like this one! Cock!!!
Cockaroo: COCK!!!!!
Preed: CockatycockatyCOCKCOCKCOCK!!!!
Cockaroo: COOOOOOCK!!!
Sith: Preeeed!!!
Preed: Now now Precious! I wouldn't want to make you COCK you're gun!
Stith: Preed?
Preed: Yes?
Stith: *SMACK*
Preed: Owww!
Stith: Pardon me Ash....
Ash: It's OK
Stith: So what does this new Pokemon do?
Preed: Well he...
Stith: Not asking you!
Preed: has the power to screw any girl..
Stith: SHUT UP!!!! You're ruining the show again!!!!
Ash: Cockaroo has the power to destroy the evil ones.
Stith: Like the Drej?
Preed: He can screw the Drej!!!!
Stith: You can't screw the Drej! They are pure energy!
Preed: Well that makes it more fun! You never get tired!
Ash: What are you guys talking about?
Stith: Don't ask until you're 15 kid.
Ash: Okie dokie! Teehee!
Preed: Okie dokie? *looks at Ash funny* Ash, what you need is some porn!
Ash: Some what?
Preed: Meet me after the show.
Stith: Ash, you will not meet him after the show!
Preed: Awww...you're no fun!
Cockaroo: COCK!
Preed: Hehe! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Cockaroo: COCK! COCK!
Preed: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!
Cockaroo: COCK!
Ash: What's a cock?
Preed: Can I show him?
Stith: NO!
Preed: Cock!
Stith: *pulls out blaster again* ENOUGH! *Shoots Cockaroo*
Kids: NOOOOO!!!! Get her!!!!!
Stith: AAAH!!!! Well that's all for today!! Ciao!!!!! *runs off stage with a mob of
angry kids behind her*
Preed: EEEK! Wait for me Precious!!!
*credits roll*
There, that was one of the tamer ones.......hope you enjoyed it.
Now for some shameful promotion hehe......If you liked this you can read the rest at my site: pub22.ezboard.com/btheflamingakkrenian
Episode 14....
*theme music plays*
Stith: Good morning everybody! Our third week on air is about to come to a close, and boy do we have an interesting show today!
Preed: Eh, Precious, why are there so many kids in the audience today?
Stith: Because on the show today we have the Pokeman trainer, Ash, and he's going to bring all of his Pokeman!
Kid in Audience: That's PokeMON! Get it right you dillweed!!!!
Stith: *growls* Why you little..!!!
Preed: Now now, control yourself precious.
Stith: Anyway, we're going to have the Poke...mon on the show.
Preed: Aww...crap! I'd rather have a Poke-in-the-eye! *groan*
Audience: BOOO!!!!!
Stith: Ehem, Preed, it's not going to be that bad. At least we don't have to worry about perverted guests this time!
Preed: Yeah...but the writers are still perverts! *smiles* Hmmm.........Pokeman..
Same Kid: PokeMON!!!!!
Preed: Yeah, whatever...do they have anything to do with Pac-Man?
Stith: I don't think so...Only one of them is entertaining!
Preed: But they both only have two frames of animation!
Stith: Oooh, right! Haha!
Preed: You know, I used to have a crush on Mrs. Pac-Man.
Stith: Why doesn't that suprise me? *rolls eyes*
Preed: She's hot!!!! Just look at those lushious curves!
Stith: *groans*
Audience: Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash Ash!
Preed: Ass? Well, if you insist. *bends over*
Stith: PREED!!! They said ASH!!! They're growing impatient....let's bring out our guest!
*Ash walks out with Pikachu to massive hooting and screaming*
Girl in Audience: I love you Ash!!!!! ahh..*faints*
Stith: Hi, I see you have lots of fans!
Ash: Hi Stith! Gee wiz! It's great to be here!
Stith: So Ash, *looks at Pikachu*, what's his name? He sure is cute!
Boy in audience: You don't know?!!! Oh my god!!!!! What an idiot! That's Pikachu! He's an electric Pokemon and is good against water Pokemon!
Stith: Someone's obsessive!!! Ehem! *glares at kid*
Ash: Yes, Pikachu's name is Pikachu. Isn't that right Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!
Stith: Awww.....how adorible!
*Pikachu grabs Preed's leg*
Preed: Ack!! Get him off!! It's humping my leg!!!
Stith: I figured you'd enjoy that!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!
Preed: Help! Rape!
Ash: Teehee...oh Preed, you big silly! Pikachu loves you!
Pikachu: Pika!
Preed: That's what I'm afraid of!
Stith: That's a first!
*Ash makes a noise and Pikachu stops*
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Ash: Leave the big metal head alone Pikachu.
Pikachu:....Pika......*looks hurt*
Preed: It's 'bout time! Damn Pokemen!
Kid in Audience: I said it's PokeMON!
Stith: Security!!!
Preed: Man Ash, you sure have a high pitched voice! did you ever hit puberty?
Ash: What's that? Hehe! ou're silly using funny words!
Preed: *looks at Stith* He sure is G rated!
Stith: GOOD!
Preed: Damn!
Stith: Ash....may I ask Pikachu a question?
Ash: OK!
Stith: So Pikachu, how do you justify being locked up in a tiny ball all of the time?
Pikachu: Pikachu!!
Stith: Hmmm? Excuse me?
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!!
Stith: What?
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!
Stith: Huh?
Preed: What did he say?
Stith: I don't know.....
Preed: I think it's broken Ash!
Ash: Oh Pikachu isn't broken, are you Pikachu?
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: See?
Stith: Is that all that he can say?
Ash: Yep!
Preed: That sucks!
Girl in audience: Mommy! The big smelly alien said a bad word!
Preed: Oh my god.....*slaps forhead*
Stith: I don't get it....why is that all that he can say?
Kid: You twit!!!!
Preed: Did he say tit?
Stith: OFF! Get out of here now! *draws blaster*
Kid: Oh fine but you wouldn't be so tough if I had my level 99 Mewtwo!!!!
Stith: Whatever......Preed! Save me! These kids are crazy!!!
Preed: I'd be delighted!
Stith: Actually on second thought......never mind....Ash, I can't communicate with Pikachu here.
Ash: Why not?
Stith: IT ONLY SAYS PIKACHU!!!
Ash: Pikachu doesn't mind living in a little ball! That's what Pikachu said!
Preed: *looks at Stith* The lad's nuts my dear!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!!! Pikachu!!!!
*grabs Preed yet again*
Preed: AHHH!!!!!! GET! OFF!!! *kicks Pikacu across the auditorium*
Pikachu: Piiiikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ash: Don't do that to Pikachu!
Preed: That's the horniest Pokeman I've ever seen!
Another kid: PokeMON!!!...not man!
Stith: Uh........so what else do you have Ash? Any other Pokeman?....I mean Pokemon.....
Ash: How about Jigglypuff.
Stith: That's sounds harmless....ok.
Ash: JIGGLYPUFF! GO!!!!
Preed: Settle down!
Stith: Jigglypoof was it?
Ash: That's Jigglypuff!
Stith: Oops...
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?
Preed: I got your jiggly!
Stith: Preed!
Preed: Gettin' jiggy wit it! Woo!!!!
Ash: Now don't get Jigglypuff mad or Jigglypuff'll hurt you!
Preed: Oh I'm sure......
Stith: Ash....
Ash: Yes?
Stith: Let me give you a hint....try using PRONOUNS!!!!
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!!!
Preed: Oh crap....this one can't talk either, can it?
Stith: *groans*
*Jigglypuff grabs Preed's leg*
Preed: AAAH!! This one too!!!
Ash: Teehee!
Stith: OK...no more Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?.....
Preed: Hmmmm...ooh, he looks like a big delicious marshmellow!! mmmm *begins salivating*
Stith: Preeed!...NO!
Preed: But?
Stith: Control yourself!
Preed: Awww...fine, can I eat you instead?
Stith: NO! GROSS!
Preed: It's OK.....I already had my turn!
Stith: RRR! Preed, I'll kill you!
Ash: Jigglypuff can kill him.
Preed: AH! NO!........Kinda morbid aren't you?
Stith: No Ash...leave the co-host alone.
Preed: Whew....
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!!!!!
Stith: AAAAH!!! Talk right!!!! *draws blaster and fires* *Jigglypuff explodes*
Kids: AAAH!!! NOOOOO!!!! *some of them begin crying....*
Preed: Nice going precious!
Stith: Sorry!
Ash: Awww gee willickers.....now I have to catch another one!
Stith: What?! Ash, that's wrong,....catching these poor things, making them live in little balls, and then forcing them to battle each other! That's cruelty!
Ash: Teehee! I'll be the greatest Pokemon trainer ever!
Preed: That's something to brag about.......eh, now what?
Ash: I have a suprise! Let me get my balls out.
Stith: ASH!
Preed: *gasp* Did he just-
Ash:-*pulls out Pokeball.*
Preed: Oh...
Stith: Whew.....
Ash: I have a new never before seen Pokemon!
Kids: YAY!!!!!!!
Stith and Preed: yay...
Stith: So what's it called?
Ash: You'll see! COCKAROO GO!!!!!
Stith: Do you have to be so dramatic? Yeesh.......
Ash: What are you talking about?
Preed: Cockaroo? What? *laughs*
Ash: It's a kangaroo like Pokemon! Like you Stith!
Stith: I'm not a kangaroo!!!! *hops up and down*
Preed: Hehe! I believe you, mate!
Stith: Preed!
Cockaroo: Cockaroo!
Preed: Cock?
Cockaroo: Cock?
Preed: Cock!
Cockaroo: Cock cock cock!
Preed: Cock!
Stith: Stop that!!
Preed: I like this one! Cock!!!
Cockaroo: COCK!!!!!
Preed: CockatycockatyCOCKCOCKCOCK!!!!
Cockaroo: COOOOOOCK!!!
Sith: Preeeed!!!
Preed: Now now Precious! I wouldn't want to make you COCK you're gun!
Stith: Preed?
Preed: Yes?
Stith: *SMACK*
Preed: Owww!
Stith: Pardon me Ash....
Ash: It's OK
Stith: So what does this new Pokemon do?
Preed: Well he...
Stith: Not asking you!
Preed: has the power to screw any girl..
Stith: SHUT UP!!!! You're ruining the show again!!!!
Ash: Cockaroo has the power to destroy the evil ones.
Stith: Like the Drej?
Preed: He can screw the Drej!!!!
Stith: You can't screw the Drej! They are pure energy!
Preed: Well that makes it more fun! You never get tired!
Ash: What are you guys talking about?
Stith: Don't ask until you're 15 kid.
Ash: Okie dokie! Teehee!
Preed: Okie dokie? *looks at Ash funny* Ash, what you need is some porn!
Ash: Some what?
Preed: Meet me after the show.
Stith: Ash, you will not meet him after the show!
Preed: Awww...you're no fun!
Cockaroo: COCK!
Preed: Hehe! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Cockaroo: COCK! COCK!
Preed: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!
Cockaroo: COCK!
Ash: What's a cock?
Preed: Can I show him?
Stith: NO!
Preed: Cock!
Stith: *pulls out blaster again* ENOUGH! *Shoots Cockaroo*
Kids: NOOOOO!!!! Get her!!!!!
Stith: AAAH!!!! Well that's all for today!! Ciao!!!!! *runs off stage with a mob of
angry kids behind her*
Preed: EEEK! Wait for me Precious!!!
*credits roll*
There, that was one of the tamer ones.......hope you enjoyed it.
Now for some shameful promotion hehe......If you liked this you can read the rest at my site: pub22.ezboard.com/btheflamingakkrenian