Hallo
Hallo!
This was an rp done by myself and Omgpotatochips (GO CHECK HER OUT.)
It takes place at L's hotel room when he is sixteen and Beyond Birthday is ten.
There will be multiple chapters.
I'm not sure how long it will go on, though. Enjoy!
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Chapter One
Sattelite Television
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L opened the door to the hotel room, blinking in confusion when he saw Watari, "There you are," he said, "I've been sitting at the computer calling out your name for you for two hours...I wanted some tea..." he pouted a little. Watari nodded,
"I appologize, sir. I had to make a run to the orphanage." L frowned,
"For what?"
B looked up, frowning a bit. He was sitting cross-legged on one of the room's beds, a novel in his hands that he'd brought with him. When L turned around his face brightened. Setting the book down, his frown turned into a bit of a smile.
"Me," he said loudly, trying to attract the man's attention.
L looked at the bed quickly,
"How did you get past me?!" he asked, then looked at Watari, "You brought Backup?" he hissed, "Watari, I demand to know what is going on!" Watari sighed,
"Well, sir," he said quietly so B wouldn't hear, "Backup has been, well...'innocently terrorizing' the other children at the orphanage, so I thought it would be good for him to come and see what it means to be L. I was going to leave him with you for the afternoon while I go back to the orphanage. They were bringing in a five year old Slovenian boy as I left."
B moved to the edge of the bed, as if trying to see past L. He waited silently for a moment in an attempt to hear their conversation; when adults whispered, they were usually talking about him, which was always an interesting topic. Giving up on the book, he gave one last glance at the cover and flung it onto the bed opposite to the one he was on.
"What are you talking about?" he interrupted, as if he was actually curious. "Matters?"
L was definitely not thrilled. He could feel his teenage rage hormones start to get the best of him, but surpressed them the best he could. He sighed,
"I suppose, Watari...but please, do not be gone long." Watari nodded,
"I will do my best, sir. I have to evaluate and test the boy they brought in so we can rank him," he said, "But he seemed upset as he came in, and I'm not sure he speaks a word of English...Well, I must be off. Behave, Backup!" he said, looking past L and giving a warning look at the boy on the bed.
"I will," B mumbled in reply, but as soon as Watari left, he jumped off of the bed. He was grinning. "How do you plan on entertaining me?" he asked as he walked toward L with bright eyes. "Are you going to give me work?"
Inside, he really was excited; no one gets to meet L, and he knew that very well. Pulling his glasses off of his face, he glanced up at the other before setting them on a table. L was very tall, and B was only about 3/4 the size of him.
"..I don't really want to do work.."
L sighed,
"Well...I suppose you don't have to work if you don't want to," he said, "But I have some things to finish up." he looked around, "There's a television there..." he pointed to the other side of the room where there was a couch and a T.V., "But I'm currently using the computers. You may watch television if you wish; it's satellite. Feel free to buy any of the paid programs, it will be put on my bill..." and with that, he stuck his hands in his pockets and left to the other side of the room.
"Hm, okay," B murmured. He looked over at the television; it was a pretty big model for a hotel room. Smiling, he picked up the remote and jumped onto the couch. Pressing the power button, the tv flicked on and he stared down at the remote in awe. There must have been fifty buttons, and when a menu came up all he knew to do was press the "OK" button until a list came up. He scrolled down until he reached the most expensive one on the list, and pressed OK.
"Due to the graphic nature of this program, it is intended for mature viewers only."
B pressed OK again, expecting some sort of zombie movie or gore fest.
It was the exact opposite.
"..Uhh.. L?"
L didn't answer, hoping that if he ignored the boy, he would leave him be. He typed away for about 30 seconds before stopping due to odd music and moaning sounds coming from the television. He looked over to see B sitting on the couch, frozen with the remote in his hands, his mouth slightly open, and his red eyes wide as dinner plates. He sighed and walked over,
"What are you wa-AHH!" he jumped back when he saw the program on the screen. There had to be at least five people on each other in a mass of naked flesh, doing things L had never knew were possible.
B, panicking, glanced quickly from L to the screen.
"It's not my fault!" he said loudly, as if he'd get in trouble. "The.. I.." Nearly throwing the remote at L, he scurried over to the side of the couch to shield his eyes. "It was the most expensive one," he mumbled, his face now buried into his knees. "I don't think it would be.. porn!"
As a ten-year-old, seeing something of that nature was pretty much the worst thing that could happen.
L couldn't look away from the screen (being a sixteen year-old boy), but was still repulsed,
"How do you even know what that is?! I didn't know what that was until I got popups on my computer and had Watari explain!" he exclaimed, "Shut it off!"
"I DON'T know what it is!" B protested, now looking up. "I've never even seen a woman naked up until now.." he looked at the screen again, but quickly looked away in disgust. No wonder it was so expensive, he thought.
He was silent for a moment, his face red with blush.
"...Is that how babies are made?.."
L blinked, but didn't answer. He grabbed the remote and shut off the television, then grabbed B by the wrist and took him to the computer, sitting him in the chair next to him. He looked at him,
"When in doubt, ask Watari." he said, opening a new internet page. He went to google and typed in 'ask watari'. It replied with, 'did you mean 'ask jeeves?' L clicked the link to , and typed in 'How are babies made?'. There were many pages of results. "Hm...this Jeeves fellow seems to know his stuff. I will have to inform Watari of him. Now...which one should we click on...?"
"I don't know," he whispered, staring in awe at the screen. He pointed at one that looked reliable; apparently, it even included pictures. "That one looks good, I think.." He was a bit nervous about what they might find, especially if it ended up being something like what was on the television.
"I don't think I wanna have kids now," he mumbled, shuddering a bit. "That was weird.." Well, that wasn't necessarily how babies were made.. but at his age, fiveway-sex was pretty much all he knew about baby-making.
L and B read the text with horror, both disgusted when they saw the pictures,
"That's preposterous!" L exclaimed, x-ing out of it when they were done, "Why would anyone do that just to procreate?! They should adopt, I say!" He frowned and looked at B, "Well, I appologize that you had to see that...but I don't think you should watch TV for a bit..."
B nodded, still in shock.
"Y-yeah. I've.. I've learned enough for today, I think." He looked over at the television, and then back at L. "I guess that's why we don't have cable at The House," he mumbled, but brightened after a moment. "So, what are we gonna do now? " He crossed his legs (criss-cross applesauce style) on his chair, leaning back into it a bit. "I'm hungry!"
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Ohohoho! Very nice, yes?
I wonder what the boys are going to find in their kitchen escapades…?
xD
Please review and tell me what you think!
-sheepy