Authors note: Hey, guys. It's Kinzee. So, the wonderful Willow/Jocelyn (Heidi Erickson) made me a topic on the forum named, "Kinzee's Fruit Awareness Topic." Since, everyone there knows, I despise fruit. And my first fruit-related post on it was about apples. Evil, evil, little apples. Teddy (TeddyLuver) and I had a debate on whether or not apples were awesome. So that's my inspiration for this drabble. :)
Dedication: To Teddy, Lex (Alexatheknight), and Willow. Willow for making me the topic. Love ya, Willsy. Teddy for having the debate with me. Love you. And to Lex for putting in her two cents. Love you all lots! Hope you enjoy this ramble session.
Apples
"Ew."
"What now, Chad?"
"Is that an apple your eating?"
"Yes, Chad, this happens to be an apple."
"Gross."
"What's wrong with apples?"
"They're all juicy and gross."
"Juicy is a good thing!"
"Not when it squirts all over your face and gets in your eye."
"Chad, that's not gonna happen."
"Karma, Sonny, Karma."
"There's no such thing as karma, Chad."
"Yes there is! That's what a whole Mack Falls episode was about."
"Whatever, Chad. Apples are awesome."
"Nuh-uh."
"Yes huh."
"Nuh uh."
"Yes huh."
"Nuh uh."
"Yes huh."
"Yes huh."
"Nuh uh."
"Ha!"
"Chad! That's not fair!'
"It's perfectly fair. Later, Sonny."
"Bye, Chad."