OKAY GUYS. This is my second fanfic, so PLEASE don't say it sounds rushed. SO AANNYYWWAAYY, I'm The Darke Lorde. This fanfic is basically Jiggylagos' fanfic (great storyteller btw), BUT what's different here is that the characters are all age-flipped (Well, the Louds, at least). SO AANNYYWWAAYY, here're the ages of the peeps:
Lori: 15 months
Leni: 4 years
Luna: 6 years; 2 minutes younger
Luan: 6 years; 2 minutes older
Lynn: 8 years
Lincoln: same
Lucy: 13 years
Lana: 14 years
Lola: 15 years
Lisa: 16 years
Lily: 17 years
Ok then; let's get to it then!
Lily, can you cook sushi?
Lily said, "OK," then went to cooking.
5 minutes later…
Lily said, "Here ya go," giving me the plate. Then I ate it. It was delicious.
Lisa, can you make a living flock of do-do birds using their bones?
The scientist simply said, "Well, since I COULD make, I'll add it to my planner," then jotted it down in a planner.
Lola, eat a Snickers.
Lola asked, "Why?"
'Cuz ur not u when ur hungry. Or on ur period.
Lola got a Snickers and ate it.
Better?
Lola said, "Better."
Lana, my car's broken. Can you fix it?
Lana said, "Sure," took it, & started fixing it.
5 hours later…
Lana said, "There. And, I've gave it more horsepower than before." I took it out for a spin. It was CRAZY fast.
Lucy, what made you go to the dark side?
Lucy said, "Because it had cookies. I go crazy for cookies. Especially peanut butter cookies. They had those. A lot of them."
Lincoln, did your dad want you to be called Lynn Jr.?
Lincoln said, "Mom & Dad did tell me that."
Lynn, I love you.
Lynn blushed and said, "O-Okay. I love you too." Then everyone said, "AAAAWWWW."
Luan, I'm depressed. Can you tell me a joke?
Luan said, "OK. Four fish are in a tank. One of the fish says, 'How do you drive this thing?' You not depressed anymore?"
Luan, thanks. You really made me smile.
Luan said ,"You're welcome."
Luna, do you like Mick Swagger?
Luna said, "Is he the actor for Harry Potter? If not, no."
Leni, ya stupid!
Leni said, "NO I'M NOT!"
Leni, what 9+10?
Leni used her fingers to count and said, "21.', while her sisters face palmed.
Leni, ya stupid! The answer was 19! Ya stupid!
Leni frowned, and then sadly said, "Oh. I guess I am stupid."
Lori, which of your siblings do you like the most?
Lori simply made a kissy sound. Luan said, "She says she likes us all the same."
All of the siblings hugged her at once.
Oh, and everyone, their's a nuke incoming.
The siblings looked out the window and saw a massive bomb heading towards the house. They all screamed as the nuke collided, exploding the house, concluding the episode.