Jellicle Ball The sun shone down on the junkyard. Obviously, it was a nice day, as all days were in the junkyard. I mean, how could it possibly be a not-nice- day? In cat land when it was extremely snowy, rainy or otherwise imperfect weather something bad happened. But today, it was a good day, so it was sunny. Anyway, Victoria, a white cat, was walking through the forest in a pink tutu. Why no one knew. She sang " La la la I'm better that everyone! La la la" Dancing around , an anvil dropped on her head. She died. Very tragic. So, one less cat in the junkyard. No one was very sad because everyone hated 'Vicky' The next day, rum tum tugger was strutting about with a trail of kittens following after him. Fortunetly, another anvil dropped on his head. He died too. The kittens who had followed him grinned and danced about screaming "It Worked! It Worked." They decided that there would be no funeral, since everyone hated them both the other cats just celebrated their deaths with much catnip and cream and they all got drunk and then a car came to the yard and ran them all over..very tragic. And suddenly, the sky broke and rain poured down on them all. The weather had been predicted wrong and the jellicles had had a normal day instead of hiding form the evil, evil water like they usually do, the sissies. So, thus ends the beautiful and magical adventure of the amazing intelligent, Jellicles. The End

Moral: Never listen to weather men. ( their evil!!!!!)