Babysitting BJDs
Kickers-ej
Disclaimer: Naruto and all other characters are not mine. (huuuu…)
"All of you suck at babysitting!" Watch as Tsunade take extreme measures to ensure that her ninjas become high quality nannies, by babysitting enchanted ball-jointed dolls shaped after each other. Narusasu, GaaNeji, KibaShino.
"I can't believe it; once again Mist has exceeded us!"
"Hokage-sama, it's just in the baby-sitting category," Shizune reasoned out. Lately, the monthly tally places Konoha the first in any category for missions, be it assassinations or delivery, but the baby-sitting category always, ALWAYS falls second place.
"And you have to admit, the young generation are more focused on their fighting skills," Shizune reported. The Hokage snorted. Leave it to Naruto's batch to be the buff type. Tsunade hated the fact that they could monopoly the whole transaction if only her ninjas are more skilled at it! She has to do something! Potential money is being lost!
"I've got the perfect idea. Shizune, call in the advance generation,"
It was after the war with Akatsuki that the former rookie nine plus Gai's team was called as the advance generation. Their contribution in Konoha's victory became widely known, and the ones that weren't jounin, immediately became one. Sasuke returned to Konoha, after the war and Madara's defeat. Begrudgingly Tsunade allowed the Uchiha survivor to return, his bloodline was an important piece in keeping Kyuubi in line.
The advace gen filed into Hokage's office and began chatting with each other. Kiba's team had just came back from a tracking mission, and they absent-mindedly handed the mission report to Iruka.
"Naruto! What's this about man?! I swear if you drag us like the last time I'll kill you," Kiba joked. But the seriousness was still there. Shino shivered, remembering the last meeting that Tsunade had called. Apparently all the males of the advance gen were caught spying the woman's bath.
Further inspection led the finding that it was Naruto's kage bunshin, which was henge-d into looking like his friends as a major prank. One could not describe the looks on Hiashi's face when he thought that his nephew was peeking at naked ladies!
"Hahah, but it was so worth it! Sasuke's fan girls' were crying their eyes blood!"
"Hn, only you would thing salt-water secreting females are entertaining dobe,"
"Teme!"
"How troublesome. Lovers' spat this early into the meeting?"
"Leave it to Naruto and Sasuke to make things lively,"
"AHEM!" Tsunade coughed so hard that the papers on her desk were sent flying. The advance gen quickly took their place, afraid that they might cause the wrath of their fifth hokage.
"You guys suck at babysitting!"
"…." The sudden outburst from their leader stunned every shinobi present. Even Iruka was open-mouthed, staring in confusion.
"As a result from that, everyone hires nins from Mist to take care of their kids,"
"But Baa-chan! Its boring! I want mission with death in it!"
"Shut it brat, you need to take care of your kids when you get one,"
"With all due respect Hokage-sama, I think that you're being biased here," Sakura chipped in. It was a well known fact that the girls were terribly good at taking care of children.
"Oh, Sakura, I didn't know you were here. You girls are excused. I thought I told that lazy nin to just call the boys," the girls left in a hurry. Since Hinata came back, they can go on that mall trip that they had been planning for a while.
"Now, you guys. You suck at babysitting,"
"Oh, the shame of youth!"
"Training is needed,"
"How troublesome,"
"Shizune, take them out," Shizune wheeled out a cart that was shielded by a piece of cloth. The guys eyed the cart wearily, Tsunade is not going to have them take care of dolls right? That's just girly!
The piece of cloth were pulled down to reveal a bunch of ball-jointed dolls that were in baby form. The dolls were 20 cm tall, had no face but were dressed in blue baby clothing. The guys each took one, none of them were holding it like they were supposed to.
Shikamaru had already placed his doll on his lap. Lee was clutching his too tight. Kiba was holding his at the scruff of the doll's neck. Naruto and Neji were holding the doll like they were holding their kunai, Chouji was holding his like a bag of potato chips. Only Shino and Sasuke cradled their baby to their chest.
"See?? That's why you brats fail at babysitting! You're holding your dolls like inanimate objects! Good job, Shino and Sasuke. Thank god at least some of you know how to hold a baby,"
"HAH! Sasuke's just lucky cause he plays with dollies when he was young," Naruto retorted. The other nins quickly cradled their dolls like Shino and Sasuke was doing.
"Listen well for this will be the longest mission you will get. You are to take care of these dolls like they are your own blood. But its not that easy, cause I figured the first thing you guys would do is chuck them away the first chance you get," Tsunade made hand seals and muttered incantations, chakra flowing form her palm brightly.
Immediately, the dolls began to cry.
"What the!!"
The ninjas panicked and set upon hushing their dolls down. After a few minutes, only three dolls were left crying.
"#! What the hell was that!" Kiba whispered harshly, afraid that his doll might cry once more. The guys threw worried glances at each other, scared out of their wits of what is to come.
"Now, doesn't this feel like the real thing? Continuing on, these dolls are no ordinary dolls. They feed on your chakra to stay alive, so make sure it has supply. You feed it chakra once, in the morning of every five days, and after 10 days, it will be capable of extracting natural chakra from all around it. At this stage, the doll would have entered early childhood. And don't look at me like I'm crazy, these dolls can grow,"
"The mission will go on about 2 months, and I had arranged all of you to live in the Uchiha district. Listen first Sasuke, there is a good reason,"
"There is never a good enough reason for this invasion of privacy," Sasuke glared hard.
Now he has to listen to Kiba wailing at the full moon.
"To let you have the full experience, I have assigned jounins to teach your dolls much like the ninja academy that you guys went through. Every 3 days, the dolls grow a year, and once it reaches the right age, it will attend this academy. You shall judge when your dolls are ready,"
"Are you saying that these dolls will talk, learn, think and feel like normal humans?" Neji asked. His doll was hiccupping ever now and then, and it was a funny sight seeing the Hyuuga Neji shushing a doll like a baby.
"All of that and more. You all will still be attending missions, but in the early stage I will exempt all of you from taking any. It is important that the dolls are near you so that it can shape its own personality and create a bond with its parent. Once the dolls enter the academy however, you all will have to attend missions like you normally do. And for those that get assigned on long term ones will have to arrange their dolls to be in other's care. Hence, the living arrangement," a smirk was sent in Sasuke's way, and the Uchiha prodigy knew when one thing benefited him more than disadvantaging him.
Plus, the dobe will be close to him. Maybe he could persuade Naruto to live with him.
"Starting tomorrow and every 9 days after that you will all report to me with your dolls. We shall meet at the Main police building of the Uchiha compound. I suggest you sleep tonight and get settled into your new homes tomorrow after the meeting. You are now dismissed," the guys began dissipating through the door when Tsunade stopped them once again.
"Oh, it is important that you guys sleep with your dolls tonight, or you might regret it,"
"Tsunade-sama, why the sleep together?" Shizune piped up after all the nins had gone.
"Tonight the dolls take their form, and to prevent the guys from just discarding or abusing the dolls, I made sure that the dolls will resemble the ones that are close to them,"
"How.."
"Through speech, actions, thoughts, and even dreams,"
"So if Neji were to think of Lee a lot…even though he doesn't like him that much.."
"That's right, the doll is gonna look like Lee in the morning," with that Tsunade cackled like an old witch, shaking the foundation of the Hokage towers.
Shizune couldn't wait until for tomorrow when the guys are due for the first report.
I am soooo obsessed with ball jointed dolls right now. Wouldn't it be cool to have a doll that looks like Sasuke? And you can change the clothes and wigs...(drool). Please R n R and tell me what you think! Thank you for reading!