Maternity
A/N: This is another request from Alex! I'm so proud of myself that I actually finished it! Yeah!
Disclaimer: I do not own WWE, Luke, Punkers, or Seri Deeb!
Pairing: Serena/Punkerz
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"Phil, I am not buying you a baby cradle!" Serena was being dragged around the store by her boyfriend, Phil, who insisted on getting a bunch of baby supplies, "Why do you even need this stuff, anyway?"
Phil set the new born, yellow pajamas he was looking at down, "Uh, Seri, isn't it obvious?! If we're going to have a baby, we need baby stuff!"
Serena looked at her boyfriend in disbelief. She slapped his arm, "Phillip, I'm not pregnant! We're not having a baby!" But Phil pouted his pout and patted his tummy, "You may not be, but I am!"
"........ Phil, how many times do I have to tell you? You're a man, and men do not get pregnant," She had to explain that to him a number of times whenever the talk of having babies came around. Even if he was pregnant (Which he isn't, and never will be), obviously it wasn't Serena's... That'd just be weird...
"But-But Seri, baby, don't I look pregnant to you?!" Phil abruptly lifted up his shirt, poking his stomach, "Doesn't my tummy look bigger?" Serena pulled his shirt back down, glaring at him. She was annoyed with his childish behavior, "Phil, can we just go?"
Seeing that his girlfriend was in no mood for argument, Phil nodded and they left the store. As they headed for their car, Phil thought about something, "Hey Seri, can we get Luke pregnant then?"
XD The End XD
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A/N: Seri: Yes, we can get Luke Prego...
Punkers: YEAH!!!!!! I'll Go Tell Luke!!!
Me: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...... Well, I'm officially scarred! Read and Review, please, so maybe my brain can stop dying... ~ Ducky!!!