This first bit is half ripped of from trixies fun house, deal with it!
"Rarity said that this would work for sure!" Shouted the small unicorn filly named Sweetie Bell looking at her yet still blank flank.
"Yeah" sighed yellow filly known as Apple Bloom in disappointment "I guess we were not cut-out to be cutie mark crusader prostitutes after all."
"Lets just go back to my place" replied Sweetie Bell still disappointed.
"NO NOT YET!" Shouted the third member of the cutie mark crusaders, the orange pegasus named Scootaloo. Sweetie Bell and Apple Bloom both looked at their friend not surprised by her stubbornness.
"We have been having sex with colts all night" Sighed Apple Bloom "If we were going to get our cutie marks this way it would have worked by now".
"Yeah" agreed Sweetie Bell "and you had sex with more colts then us two combined!" Scootaloo was not convinced.
"We just have to wait for the right pony to come along and show us what it really means to be a prostitute!" She retorted.
Apple Bloom stared at her friend, it was obvious that she was waiting for a certain pony to come along. "Who you got in mind?" asked Apple Bloom half expecting the answer.
"Only the most awesome, coolest and sexiest pony in all of Equestria!" said Scootaloo proudly. Apple Bloom was afraid that Scootaloo would say that.
"Who, Fluttershy?" Sweetie bell said retardedly.
"No you fucking retard!" Scootaloo replied shocked that anypony could think that whore Fluttershy could be as sexy as the pony in question.
"Then who?" asked Sweetie bell even more retardedly still not figuring out who Scootaloo was talking about even though it was fucking obvious.
"RAINBOW DASH YOU DAFT CUNT!" Scootaloo screamed at her fellow crusader, having enough of her stupidity for one day. Sweetie Bell was stunned, Apple Bloom rolled her eyes expecting this answer.
"You know that can't happen." sighed Apple Bloom "Its punishable by death under equestrian law for a filly to get it on with another filly, not that it ever stopped Rarity. It's one of the first things we ever learned at school."
"I KNOW THAT!" Shouted Scootaloo, angry that her only friend just questioned her intelligence. "Besides I know something about Rainbow dash that you don't." Said Scootaloo smugly.
"What then?" Apple Bloom questioned her friend expecting some lame excuse.
"Well, Rainbow Dash has a massive dick" beamed Scootaloo.
This time both Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell were visibly shocked.
"You're Joking right?" Apple Bloom replied hardly believing what she had just heard.
"Nope, It happened when I was spying on her in the shower if just flopped out and I could hardly believe it, but it was there!" Scootaloo boasted. Apple Bloom was speechless, she could tell that what her friend had just said was 100% true.
"Oh my gosh" screeched Swetie Bell, "How big was it!"
"At least 12 inches" Scootaloo said, she couldn't have been more proud of what she saw.
"NO WAY" Denied Apple Bloom regaining her composure "THATS BIGGER THAN BIG MAC'S!" Nopony ever questioned that her brother Big Macintosh had the biggest dick in all of Ponyville! Even if it was Rainbow Dash's!
"Hate to say it but it is true" Scootaloo beamed
"Besides if she has a dick that big how does she hide it without anypony noticing?" Apple Bloom questioned, In denial she didn't want to think any pony had a bigger dick than her brother's.
"Easy!" exclaimed Scootaloo "She just tucks it in between her toned, muscular, rock-hard thighs." Obviously day dreaming about her idol.
"Well I guess that makes sense." Apple bloom muttered admitting defeat.
"Yeah!" Exclaimed Sweetie Bell even though she didn't know what the fuck they were talking about.
"Well maybe we should go to her, Its getting cold and we can't wait all night for Rainbow Dash to just wonder along. I bet she doesn't even know that we are here!" Apple Bloom told her friend, It was almost midnight and she wouldn't wait much longer just to get fucked by one more pony.
"Yeah, good idea" agreed Scootaloo "I bet she is in her cloud house!"
"Lets go!" added Sweetie Bell feeling left out of the conversation.
Just when the crusaders where about to head off a scrawny looking brown colt probably in his early 20's approached them. "Umm... I heard you three were selling sex" He said while visibly nervous, he had not done this before.
"No, fuck off!" Scootaloo shouted and then bucked him in the knee without warning.
The buck connected with such force the colt's knee shattered. He fell to the ground crying in pain.
"Yeah you fucking pervert!" Apple Bloom added as she delivered a hard kung fu kick to the colt's nose.
There was a loud crack as the blow connected with his nose. It had broken and was visibly bent and started to stream with blood. The colt screamed again in pain, he should have known better than to try to solicit sex from ponies no older than 10. He started to cry from a mixture of shame and physical pain.
"We are off for Rainbow Dash's place now" Sweetie Bell added as she stabbed her horn into the colts eyes, thinking that this was some kind of game.
The colt scream even loader the pain. This was worse than any pain he had felt before, he could feel the blood pouring from his eye sockets. Nopony seemed to answer his screams of pain which was better that way he thought. How was he going to explain this? What would his mother think? It was the shame that was the worst feeling of all. He just wanted to die then and there.
Scootaloo gave a laugh at the pathetic colt "Lets get out of here" Scootaloo snorted not even paying attention to the colt crying in a heap anymore and walked away towards Rainbow Dash's cloud house.
The other two followed but not before giving the colt a good kick in the ribs. They ran to catch up to Scootaloo they didn't want to miss out on the chance to get fucked by Rainbow Dash and her massive dick.
"This is going to be about 100 times better than Rarity's horn!" blurted out Sweetie Bell hardly containing her excitement as the pair caught up to Scootaloo.
"Yeah!" Exclaimed Apple Bloom full of glee "and to think we could finally get our cutie marks!"
Scootaloo sighed, she couldn't care less whether or not she got her cutie mark tonight. She was just excited about the chance of her dream of being fucked by Dashie and her giant dick may finally come true.
The three fillies made their way towards Dash's house over the next half hour. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell chattered away for the whole trip discussing topics such as how big Dashie's load would be and whether they should take it up the ass. Meanwhile Scootaloo barely spoke a word, she was in deep thought. What If Dashie said no? What if she figured out how she got figured out and put cloud curtains on her cloud bathroom windows? Scootaloo couldn't think of anything worse. Maybe this was a bad idea!
Before Scootaloo could think about it anymore Apple bloom noticed the worry on her friends face. "Hey what's up?" Inquired Apple Bloom her voice filled with concern.
"N-nothing" said Scootaloo looking at the ground not wanting to make eye contact with Apple Bloom
Apple Bloom sighed "Look we both know that is bullshit" she said slightly annoyed "So what's up?"
This time Scootaloo sighed she should have never tried to keep a secret from her friend "Maybe this was a bad idea." she said still looking at the ground.
"What, surly you can't be serious!" exclaimed Apple Bloom genuinely surprised that her usually hot headed friend was having second thoughts.
"Yeah" added Sweetie Bell "It's not like we can go back to Rarity shoving her horn up our asses after that story you told us!"
"I dunno" sighed Scootaloo not convinced
"Yeah come on" Apple Bloom said "I doubt even Big Mac can satisfy us anymore now that we know about Rainbow Dash's giant monster cock!."
"Maybe that's just more reason not to go!" Scootaloo shouted while tried not to tear up in front of her friend and Sweetie Bell.
Applebloom put her arm around her friend "Look we have to do this because if we don't we will always wonder what could have been, we will wonder what it could have been like to be fucked by Rainbow Dash and her massive dick"
Scootaloo cleared her thought and wiped away her tears "Yeah, i guess you're right."
"And besides, If she says no we can just burn her house down and kill her in her sleep!" Applebloom added trying to make Scootaloo feel better.
Scootaloo nearly started crying again "You would really do that just for me?" Scootaloo could hardly believe how lucky she was to have such a good friend.
Applebloom nodded "Of course, and don't you forget it."
The two of them embraced each other in a hug "you're my bro, bro" Scootaloo said she could hold back the tears any longer but this time they not tears of fear, but of joy.
"Hey what about me?" Sweetie Bell said out of fucking nowhere.
"No! shut the fuck up Sweetie Bell!" Scootaloo yelled at her, annoyed that she would spoil such a tender moment between two best friends.
Applebloom and Scootaloo stopped hugging, the ruined moment. "lets just fucking go" Scootaloo sneered at Sweetie bell.