Description: A couple years ago, I found a video on YouTube about things you would never hear the characters from Naruto say. I just remembered about it the other day and thought that would be great for One Piece. So here's my own version for the Straw Hats.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Oda-Sensei does.
Top Three things you will NEVER hear the Straw Hat Pirates Say!
Monkey D. Luffy
Hold it guys. We can't be reckless and impulsive and just charge straight into battle. We need to step back, stay calm and work out a plan.
(At supper): What! Meat again? Gahhh!
(After hearing Robin make a statement on Archeology): Actually Robin, I have to disagree with you. Voltaire's views on the impact that the Bronze age had for the early Greek and Persian city states was grossly exaggerated. I feel that McCullen's research into the impact of the discovery of iron holds far more validity. I have a number of his books on file if you'd like to take a look.
Roronoa Zoro
I don't really feel like taking a nap. If I don't stay busy I feel like I've wasted my day.
Well, it's happened again. I'm lost! I better stop and ask someone to be my guide.
(Standing with the crew before a massive army of Marines): Well, that's it! It's hopeless. I surrender!
Nami
Oh Zoro, you don't have to worry about paying me back. Money isn't all that important.
Uggh! I hate mikans.
(Sees a hurricane approaching, calmly states to self): Hmmm, I wonder if I should tell the others? Nah, it's just a hurricane. I'm sure we'll be fine.
Ussop
A slingshot! What was I thinking? Next time we make port, I'm going into town and buying some guns.
A person should never tell lies. Lying to others is one of the worst things you can do to someone!
Okay guys, here's how I see it. We need to split up. The rest of you go down that safe and well lit area armed with these heavy duty rifles we found. I'll go by myself down this dark and monster infested area without a flashlight and only my slingshot. See ya later. (Lets out a war cry and charges into the danger zone)
Sanji
If you can't finish your meal that's fine, just throw it in the trash bin.
You know what Nami, you and Robin can get your own damn snacks and drinks! I'm not your personal slave!
Zoro, you are absolutely right. I am the one at fault here. Will you accept my apology?
Tony Tony Chopper
Ussop, you're lying. There is absolutely no way you could have done that! It makes no sense and nothing about it adds up.
Blegh! Candy is NASTY!
(After being complimented): Why thank you very much! I appreciate and humbly accept your praise.
Nico Robin
Luffy, can I play with you and the boys? Reading books about history is just soooooo boooooring!
(Hears a stupid joke; begins laughing hysterically): HAAA HAH AHAH HAHHAH AH AHH AHHAH AH HHA AHAH AH HA!
Of course Brook. I'd be happy to show you my panties!
Franky
Where are my pants? I can't go into town wearing nothing but a speedo. It's embarrassing and people will think I'm a pervert.
YES! I AM CRYING! I REALLY AM!
Damn! They were right. Sunny's head does look like a flower! How could I have missed it?
Brook
Nami, you should not wear such clothing. You look like a skank!
Luffy! For the last time, I will not play Bink's Sake. Seriously how many times can you possibly listen to the same song over and over?
You know, I think it's about time I got myself a haircut!
Just some silly humor on my part. Oddly, Zoro and Robin were the hardest ones to come up with. Oh well, I'm happy with how it turned out. Let me know what you think. Later!