I'm sorry if the grammar is weird, english isn't my 1st language. Truly sorry...

Bitchy Family

Chapter #1: Matt's Morning thoughts

Matt's POV

I woke up like any other morning, Mello's still sleeping -scratch that- snoring beside me. I should wake her up, but then she'll be bitching all day... But, if don't wake her up, she'll sleep in and when she does wake up she'll still be bitching at me. What to do, what to do... Maybe if I wake her up by kissing her on the cheek, I guess that'll work

... And she's still rolling around in bed. Better go wake up Meg and Near, damn kids can't wake up by themselves. Near is alright, I guess. He wouldn't throw crap at me when I wake him up, his older sister on the other hand, will throw crap at me and her pillow and sometimes her alarm clock (which she never use). To tell you the truth, I like Near more than Meg. Because, he's inherited my brains, being a chess prodigy and young hacker, plus, he's never been in trouble, not even once! The only times we've been asked to the principal is for Near to get a trophy or certificate. His sister is the absolute opposite, I've seen her current boyfriend, I've seen cigarettes, guns and all those other stuff that is bad for 15 year olds in her bedroom. She must've got the smoking habits from me and her love for chocolates and guns from Mello. And she also inherited Mello's twisted, but smart mind. That's why her grades are in the top three.

After I got Meg to get out of bed, I walked in to the kitchen and Mello's already there cooking my bacon and eggs. I just couldn't figure out how she could do such things in a jiff with that huge belly. Yes, Mello is pregnant with our third child. She's defiantly my soul mate.

I finished breakfast, got my 'best daddy in the world' mug filled with hot coffee, and turned on the TV. Weather forecast, Good Morning America, Breaking News, anime, Mtv, Disney Channel, what else is new?

" Dad, could you flip the channel back to the cartoons?" I turned around and saw Near on the couch with his bowl of cereal,

" Sure, Kiddo." I plopped down next to Near. We watched the cartoons for awhile... awkward silence... And this is getting boring, "So, how's you're school? Got a girlfriend yet?"

" The school's library is cool, I guess, and no, I don't have a girlfriend yet."

" That's too bad."

" I'm ten, Dad."

" So? I got my first kiss when I was nine."

" That's you, not me." he finished his breakfast and started to get ready for school.

I was gonna get the morning newspaper from the mailbox, heh, mailbox, I hate my real name... anyway, a black van with skeleton paintings on it pulled over in front of my house,

" Yo! Mister Jeevas! I'm here to pick up Meg!" It's her boyfriend. I hate him. I mean what's wrong, no, what's right with him?! He's got piercings everywhere, tattoos, and I don't even want to know what's under his shirt. There's Meg's friends in the back. Then Meg jump from her 2nd floor window (kids, do not even think to try that at home! I know, I've tried!) and landed on the driveway with her bag and guitar with ease, wearing black clothes with words that shouldn't be legal to be printed on shirts, and I don't even know how she got gray pupils!

" Meg! Hurry up!" Said a girl dressed in a Gothic Lolita fashion in the backseat.

" Yeah, yeah. Shut up you assholes."

" Where are you going?" I asked

" To school, Duh!"

" But it's 7 AM!"

" We'll be stopping at the... uh.. Library before we go to school." then she jumped in to the van and they drove off. God damn kids, don't they know that I know that the library isn't open until 9 AM? They always underestimate people who's 30 and above. When I was entering my living room, I saw Mello on the sofa watching TV.

" Meg's off with her friends at God knows where! Again!"

" So? I was a mafia leader when I was 15. Maybe she has got herself a whole mafia to control."

" Ha ha. Funny." silence " I hope your not right. I mean, it's our daughter here we're talking about. And I'm so glad that after L has found out about Meg that he didn't force her to go into Wammy's House, even though he knew she is a genius."

" Yeah, I'm glad about that too."

AN: The ending's kinda weird, huh? Well, review!