Welcome to the Nuthouse
By Rentol
7:03 PM 25/8/03
It was a peaceful day at the Son household. Gohan had been early leaving for school and Goten was outside playing with Icarus. "KAKAROTTO!!" Well it was almost peaceful.
Vegeta burst into the house shouting his peasants name loudly. Chi-Chi walked wearily down the stairs and froze when she saw the little prince. "Ouji."
"Onna."
"Goku's asleep. Come back later."
"No." said Vegeta calmly, "KAKAROTTO!!" There was a mumble and a loud thump and something that strangely sounded like a squeaky toy. "Mnmnnmnnmnmn." grumbled Goku as he walked down the stairs wearing only rocket ship boxers and a sombrero. "Kakarotto. Why are you wearing a freakishly large hat?"
"Mnmnnmnnmnmn. oh. hi Vegeta." said Goku sleepily.
"Never mind the large hat, I have a question." Said Vegeta.
"Shoot"
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Vegeta said perfectly.
"Eh?"
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
"I don't know Vegeta. Ask Gohan, he knows everything."
"Ha-ha!! Goodbye Kakarotto!!" Vegeta turned and blasted off into the sky, not missing the roof on the way.
"Open your textbooks to page 865 a-" the teacher began when a certain crazed manic flew through the roof. He looked up and spotted Gohan sinking into his seat. "Kakarotto Brat No. 1! Tell me how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Gohan looked over his desk to see Vegeta staring directly at him. He sighed, "I don't know Vegeta."
"DAMN IT!!" cried Vegeta as he flew through the roof making another hole. The teacher looked over at Gohan. "Please explain."
"Hmm."
"Mr. Popo wants to know what Kami is thinking." said, obviously, Mr. Popo.
"Mr. Popo, Vegeta has been annoying people across the planet again." Said Dende, "And I'm Dende, not Kami!!"
"Wondering what about, does Mr. Popo."
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Again"
"35th time this year says Mr. Popo." says Mr. Popo.
"I'm gunna punish him. I know! He'll go mad.er."
A loud screech outside woke Vegeta up from his midday nap.
"Stupid baka. idiot." Vegeta opened the door to find to men in white coats who immediately grabbed him and shoved him in their truck. "Hey!! Let me out!! You can't do this to me!! I am the Prince of all Sayians!!" yelled Vegeta angrily.
"Just like they said, delusional." said on of the men casually.
"Don't worry buddy. We're only taking you to hospital. A good hospital. For your mind." Said the other man. Vegeta paled. "I'M GOING TO A NUTHOUSE?!"
First chapter. Don't sue just review.
By Rentol
7:03 PM 25/8/03
It was a peaceful day at the Son household. Gohan had been early leaving for school and Goten was outside playing with Icarus. "KAKAROTTO!!" Well it was almost peaceful.
Vegeta burst into the house shouting his peasants name loudly. Chi-Chi walked wearily down the stairs and froze when she saw the little prince. "Ouji."
"Onna."
"Goku's asleep. Come back later."
"No." said Vegeta calmly, "KAKAROTTO!!" There was a mumble and a loud thump and something that strangely sounded like a squeaky toy. "Mnmnnmnnmnmn." grumbled Goku as he walked down the stairs wearing only rocket ship boxers and a sombrero. "Kakarotto. Why are you wearing a freakishly large hat?"
"Mnmnnmnnmnmn. oh. hi Vegeta." said Goku sleepily.
"Never mind the large hat, I have a question." Said Vegeta.
"Shoot"
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Vegeta said perfectly.
"Eh?"
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
"I don't know Vegeta. Ask Gohan, he knows everything."
"Ha-ha!! Goodbye Kakarotto!!" Vegeta turned and blasted off into the sky, not missing the roof on the way.
"Open your textbooks to page 865 a-" the teacher began when a certain crazed manic flew through the roof. He looked up and spotted Gohan sinking into his seat. "Kakarotto Brat No. 1! Tell me how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Gohan looked over his desk to see Vegeta staring directly at him. He sighed, "I don't know Vegeta."
"DAMN IT!!" cried Vegeta as he flew through the roof making another hole. The teacher looked over at Gohan. "Please explain."
"Hmm."
"Mr. Popo wants to know what Kami is thinking." said, obviously, Mr. Popo.
"Mr. Popo, Vegeta has been annoying people across the planet again." Said Dende, "And I'm Dende, not Kami!!"
"Wondering what about, does Mr. Popo."
"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Again"
"35th time this year says Mr. Popo." says Mr. Popo.
"I'm gunna punish him. I know! He'll go mad.er."
A loud screech outside woke Vegeta up from his midday nap.
"Stupid baka. idiot." Vegeta opened the door to find to men in white coats who immediately grabbed him and shoved him in their truck. "Hey!! Let me out!! You can't do this to me!! I am the Prince of all Sayians!!" yelled Vegeta angrily.
"Just like they said, delusional." said on of the men casually.
"Don't worry buddy. We're only taking you to hospital. A good hospital. For your mind." Said the other man. Vegeta paled. "I'M GOING TO A NUTHOUSE?!"
First chapter. Don't sue just review.