This is a KFP christmas special. I'm only making one of these. So be happy or I'll shoot you in the ass.
The is not branched off off TGD and so Po is back to being a panda.
The snow was falling down gently, like little paragliders. The little bunny children were twirling around, trying to catch as many flakes as they could in their tongues. The parents were all busy at the market, getting Christmas gifts.
Po sat outside the Jade Palace and watched. He was supposed to be training them, or as he liked to call it, "Verbal training in the form of stories you'll remember someday", but he let them have a break to play in the stockpiling fluff.
Tigress came up behind him and passed him a cup of steaming brown liquid.
"What is this?" Po asked her.
"Hot cocoa. I can't remember the last time I had this stuff." Tigress replied in a purr and took a sip. "Mmmm..." She mumbled.
Po took a sip and sighed. "It's good, but it's freaking hot!" he whined.
Tigress smacked him, hard, with the palm of her palm. "If you're not going to drink it," she said. "I will."
Po shut up instantly and sipped more of it.
The kids galavanted over and stared up at Po. "May we have some? PLEASE?" they begged in unision.
"N-"
Tigress gave him a glare.
"Fine. Ask Master Tigress to make you some." Po grinned.
Tigress went from a state of shock into one of fury.
Po met her glittering eyes. Payback. He mouthed.
I'm going to kill you. Tigress mouthed back. Aloud, she said "Let's get you inside for the cocoa. No one is allergic to chocolate, right?" Her voice trailed off as she took them inside.
Po sat in happiness and took in more of his cocoa.
Tigress' POV
Tigress took the bunnies in and started making the cocoa. But she made more than they needed.
"I need to talk to you all." Tigress hissed. "Po has been very naughty lately and we need to get back at him."
"Won't Santa do that when he brings Po coal?" A cream-colored bunny asked.
"Yes, but this a little bit of fun before then." Tigress purred. "Will you all help?"
The bunnies nodded hurriedly. "What do you want us to do?"
"Well... I was thinking we could..."
Later... Still Tigress POV
Tigress positioned a giant bucket full of hot cocoa over where she was going to trap Po and snickered. This was the perfect plan. She was going to lead him out and then dump the cocoa on him. What could go wrong?
One of the bunnies came over. "We have the ice walls finished, Master." she bowed. "What now?"
"Now," Tigress purred slowly, "We unleash Operation Payback."
Everyone giggled and held their breath.
They saw Po.
Po's POV
Po was going up the front steps and heard giggling. "-back." he heard someone said.
Then it went silent.
"Tigress?" Po called. "Where are you?"
Tigress came out in a thick vest with a furry hood. "Yes dear?" she purred.
"Where is everyone?"
"I don't know. Probably playing. I sent them out a while ago. You know kids." She held her hands out her sides and motioned it back and forth; a signal for the bunnies. They slid the walls into eachother a floor above and glued it together. Because of the cold, it hardened fast.
"Is something wrong, Tigress?" Po asked gently and came closer.
Tigress swung her arm faster. Then the bunnies dropped the ice box down onto Po. He was surrounded and the ice was so thick that he couldn't break through. Tigress cut the rope and the cocoa was dumped onto Po. Po screamed in a really high pitch. The heat melted the walls and he kicked through.
TIGRESS!" Po roared. "WHAT THE-"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" Shifu shouted.
"Uhhhh..." Po and Tigress said in unison. Above them, the bunnies giggled and smirked at them.
"Well?" Shifu shook a snowflake from his whiskers.
"We were just having a snowball fight." Tigress lied.
"And that scream?" Shifu said in a monotone.
"Uh... I was a wimp. Tigress hit me pretty hard with a snowball." Po said.
"Then why are you brown and sopping wet?"
"I fell in the mud before it snowed and we were also trying to rinse me off."
"Mmmhmmm..." Shifu said disbelieving. "I'll let it slide. But scream again and you'll never see the end of it."
"Yes, Master."
"GOOD."